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I made this for my Cake Day yesterday, but got distracted. Browsing. Reddit. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Ianras 128 points129 points ago

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It struck me the other day that i can no longer remember which websites i wasted my time with in college.

[–]ThaddyG 14 points15 points ago

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I remember. Slashdot, Stumbleupon, and a big list of bookmarked forums, news sites, and webcomics.

Fuck that noise, though. I can't be arsed to actually go through and visit more than one URL anymore.

[–]Hand_Sanitizer3000 6 points7 points ago*

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i still stumble thats about it

EDIT: Stumble walking out of the bar that is.... Bazing.

[–]Supernumerary 4 points5 points ago

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Holy cats. I'd completely forgotten about Slashdot.

How did I completely forget about Slashdot?

[–]chimp_sperm 0 points1 point ago

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you forgot about slashdot?

[–]jax9999 51 points52 points ago

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there are still other websites?

[–]andytuba 41 points42 points ago

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Yes, but you can only find them via links from reddit posts.

[–]Replies_With_GIFs 23 points24 points ago

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Hatera gonna hate.

[–]AnalWithYourChild 7 points8 points ago

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Somehow I can tell they are british. I don't understand it.

[–]ItsOnlyNatural 0 points1 point ago

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It's the over exaggeration.

[–]Replies_With_GIFs 4 points5 points ago

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It's the scenery. Screams "British suburb."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He didnt reply with a GIF! He's a phony!

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    [–]boss1000 2 points3 points ago

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    I like this. A lot.

    But in more than just that it's hilarious. It's an example of the slow degradation of the mandatory tough black guy stereotype.

    [–]andytuba 3 points4 points ago

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    On the contrary, this exemplifies how much tougher black guys are these days: they can figure-skate like a bunch of fairies and nobody will give them shit.

    [–]Nicker44 5 points6 points ago

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    Source?! I must know O.O

    [–]Jumin 10 points11 points ago

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    Skatera gonna skate.

    FTFY

    [–]Bloody_Conspiracies 3 points4 points ago

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    Skaters gonna skete.

    FTFY

    [–]celestialwolf 2 points3 points ago

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    skete

    [–][deleted] ago

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    [deleted]

    [–]cloudedknife 0 points1 point ago

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    aww skeet skeet skeet?

    [–]arsenology 7 points8 points ago

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    Or at work.

    [–]Burnttoast27 4 points5 points ago*

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    FARK. The day old Reddit.

    [–]shiftyeyedgoat 2 points3 points ago

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    Well, collegehumor, quite obviously.

    They even had link aggregates at the bottom of each post.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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    It was myspace. It was myspace. Or I guess if you're one of the new reddit users, it was facebook, it was facebook.

    [–]PostNuclearTaco 0 points1 point ago

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    Stumbleupon was my fave thing back in the day. I'd try to go to sleep but... I never could shut it off. Bizarre and Oddities was just mind blowing.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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    I think mine was either "Killer Japenese Seizure Bots" (warning, it will hurt your eyes) or Stick Figure Fights, there were also homestar runner and red vs blue.

    [–]HomeNucleonics 1 point2 points ago

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    Ever since hearing about those cases of photosensitive epilepsy in Japan, I get abnormally nervous when looking at things like this.

    [–]Ianras 0 points1 point ago

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    myspace wasn't a thing until after i left college. I did use friendster a little senior year, that didn't last long.

    [–]Iggyhopper 1 point2 points ago

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    stickdeath, albinoblacksheep, and community/game forums

    [–]Toof 1 point2 points ago

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    YTMND... I'm not proud of it.

    [–][deleted] ago

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    [deleted]

    [–]rvlvrlvr 23 points24 points ago

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    shudder

    [–]Mr_Rabbit 0 points1 point ago*

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    milkandcookies iambored

    those are the two I recall.

    [–]GretzkyR99 0 points1 point ago

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    milkandcookies and albinoblacksheep are my two big ones.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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    Break.com

    [–]loercase 0 points1 point ago

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    Fark. What the fuck.

    [–]chimp_sperm 0 points1 point ago

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    why

    [–]Kiowa_ 0 points1 point ago

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    Yeah, it's funny, I'm in the same boat. I don't know what the hell I did on here before reddit.

    The odd thing is that reddit is a content aggregate, but it's also the place where we (or at least I) get most of our content.

    So, it's kind of like a negative feedback loop...

    [–]I_make_the_rules 33 points34 points ago

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    Wow, I just went through your submissions profile and you are an insanely good cartoonist. Thanks for all the OC.

    [–]fjones11 12 points13 points ago

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    Agreed, take a look here as well.

    [–]crompton53 151 points152 points ago

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    In the thumbnail it sorta looks like the female reproductive system.

    [–]Iz4e 12 points13 points ago

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    I am squinting very hard right now...ಠ_ಠ

    [–]Lychees 8 points9 points ago

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    =_=

    [–]xenoph 5 points6 points ago

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    Go on..

    [–]sp4ce 5 points6 points ago

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    My heart will,

    [–]the2belo 5 points6 points ago

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    -- Celine DiYoda

    [–]Hypnophilia 37 points38 points ago

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    I thought it was, clicked, and then realized what I had just clicked on.

    But instead of vagina, I got cake art. Win-win.

    [–]mikepixie 5 points6 points ago

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    I am glad that I am not the only one in this thread...

    [–][deleted] ago

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    [deleted]

    [–]faceplanted 4 points5 points ago

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    No, the cake tastes like vagina.

    [–]thrillhousevanhouten 3 points4 points ago

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    I was coming here just to post this

    [–]chearlmander 0 points1 point ago

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    samesies

    [–]soylent_absinthe 0 points1 point ago

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    I also came here to say "vagina". We're either all perverts or should become OB/GYNs.

    [–]frenzyboard 0 points1 point ago

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    Being one doesn't exclude being the other.

    [–]the2belo 0 points1 point ago

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    I'm so happy I'm not the only one who recognizes vaginas in patterns.

    [–]SpaghettiBuckshot 0 points1 point ago

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    Damnit.

    [–]IxaanBabe 31 points32 points ago

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    Good news, there's a cake by your name Today.

    [–]corvuskorax[S] 60 points61 points ago

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    I noticed and became very confused. My official Cake Day is listed as "Saturday, Dec 5, 2009."

    It's... a Cake Day.. miracle?

    [–]IxaanBabe 29 points30 points ago

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    Aliens

    [–]relevant_rule34 42 points43 points ago

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    Aliens - NSFW

    FTFY.

    Btw, happy cakeday corvuskorax.

    [–]lasagnarodeo 5 points6 points ago

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    Chocolatey goodness.

    [–][deleted] ago

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    [deleted]

    [–]Xerxys 1 point2 points ago

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    This is how fairies from true blood were made!

    [–]jaggazz 3 points4 points ago

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    I think the cake stays for 24 hours from the time you registered or something. My one year wasn't there in the morning, and was there in the afternoon, until the next day. Enjoy the cake with a side of Karma!

    [–]novelTaccountability 7 points8 points ago

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    Happy birthday! How do you feel about your last submission being deleted from r/pics and the likelihood of this one being deleted as well because it's a birthday post? Also your gore tutorial was also deleted.

    [–]corvuskorax[S] 10 points11 points ago

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    Thanks! Though, I'm not seeing any "removed" status or indication for those posts. Either way, if any submissions of mine ever get deleted, it's no hard feelings. I try to abide by the rules and if I slip up, that's my fault, and I don't hate the mods for it.

    [–]novelTaccountability 4 points5 points ago

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    It's hard to tell when something been deleted in order to trick you into thinking everyone can still see it. Do a search for "author:corvuskorax" and then compare it to your submissions page, whatever is missing is what the mods have deleted.

    Pretty much everything you've ever submitted to r/pics can be deemed against the rules at this point. I was hoping you'd be pissed at the mods rather than being all "aw shucks" about it, because I like your posts and would like to see them stay instead of being secretly deleted by shitty mods and their shitty new rules.

    [–]corvuskorax[S] 18 points19 points ago*

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    Huh, that is very enlightening.

    While I don't plan to go on any mod witch-hunts, I do agree that Reddit's various subreddits have been the subjects of some severe over-pruning. As a creator, the various new rules make it very difficult to get any traction on Reddit. In r/pics, including any text puts you on the firing range, whereas in r/funny, not linking directly to your own source site is also subject for removal, despite Reddit users' frequent admissions to "never clicking links that aren't Imgur." Beyond that, you're left with subreddits that are low-traffic and obscure, which puts potential views in a stranglehold.

    While I understand Reddit's overall attempt to purify the site and keep it from becoming overrun with junk posts, I can safely say it's becoming very difficult to participate in Reddit as a creator of OC-- especially in a non-traditional format. I think we're doing a better job of frustrating and scaring off OC than avoiding some tired memes.

    Edit: I forgot to also make a huff about the mods' frequent habit of cherry-picking posts which may or may not violate the rules in place. I would have an easier time, at the very least, understanding the rules if they were absolute and not exercised seemingly at random. Many rule-bending posts seem to get deleted, whereas others that flat-out break the rules will be present in droves. It just adds to the frustration for any poster, I think. And now I'm done. Probably.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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    never thought about it from that perspective or seen anyone else do it, hope this opinion can get some more play so the mods will take it into account in the rules they create.

    p.s. great artist, recognized the style from that comic where your partner was you muse, keep up the good work and all that.

    [–]Smarag 0 points1 point ago

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    /r/pics is naziland nowadays.

    [–]Gentle_Lamp 0 points1 point ago

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    He is not happy.

    [–]FearTheWalrus 4 points5 points ago

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    She (I think)

    [–]Geckos 0 points1 point ago

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    and now it's gone. :c Happy belated cake time.

    [–]Lordrandall 0 points1 point ago

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    Upvote for original content. :)

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      [–]Short_stuff 30 points31 points ago

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      HEY THIS IS THE REDDIT BALL GUY!!!

      http://www.reddit.com/tb/hutms

      [–]oh_bother 19 points20 points ago

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      *girl, but does not stress gender.

      [–]chicaespanolaa 0 points1 point ago

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      this girl exclusively draws first-person comics with the first person a guy?

      [–]frenzyboard 10 points11 points ago

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      Nope. Just a sleight girl. With a hot babe for a wife.

      [–]chicaespanolaa 1 point2 points ago

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      Ahh so she's a lesbian?

      [–]appropriate-username 1 point2 points ago

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      Yep.

      [–]frenzyboard 1 point2 points ago

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      No, but seriously. Her wife = hooooot

      [–]appropriate-username 0 points1 point ago

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      Completely agree. It's almost like the gods cursed her with her disease for her beauty.

      [–]Lambsauce 6 points7 points ago

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      Nope... still a girl.

      [–]chicaespanolaa 0 points1 point ago

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      confusion...

      [–]oh_bother 5 points6 points ago

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      Not all girls have giant boobs and long hair. Also possibly de-emphasized to seem genderless, to let the reader partially fill the role on their own.

      [–]Kelphatron9000 1 point2 points ago

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      No, she's just a girl with short hair and a not-big chest.

      [–]deemahh 2 points3 points ago

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      Girl. And ya, she rules.

      [–]da_bbq 5 points6 points ago

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      Somehow, you managed to make that alien even more adorable.

      [–]RogerDeanVenture 5 points6 points ago

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      Ah, so another person whose cake day is during exam week! Happy CD!

      [–]mugwump10 5 points6 points ago

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      Cake. Cake for us all.

      [–]xenoph 2 points3 points ago

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      random reddit cake

      [–]firebadmattgood 4 points5 points ago

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      This thumbnail looks like a uterus.

      [–]chlod4chlod 5 points6 points ago

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      Reddit, it takes over your life.

      [–]Greyletter 2 points3 points ago

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      No joke.

      [–]bikko 1 point2 points ago

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      It's a hell of a site.

      [–]Greyletter 1 point2 points ago

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      Yesterday I noticed that I automatically go to reddit when I open chrome.

      [–]Billy_Reuben 2 points3 points ago

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      That drawing is worth a thousand wasted hours, my friend.

      [–]andrewsmith1986 2 points3 points ago

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      I used to go to about 65-70 different pages every day.

      Now I go to about 6

      [–]jayfabric 5 points6 points ago

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      Happy cake day sir

      [–]rorykane 28 points29 points ago

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      *ma'am

      He's a she who drawns herself masculin

      [–]DrDan21 4 points5 points ago

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      Tripped me up for so long until she told us this...

      [–]rorykane 5 points6 points ago

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      She told us fairly early on just it was hidden inthe comments and few people knew until recently

      [–]pieguyfry22 0 points1 point ago

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      Is it just me, or is it a bit unfair to call her "ma'am" if she goes through the trouble of drawing herself as a male?

      [–]Kelvara 2 points3 points ago

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      She doesn't draw herself male.

      [–]pieguyfry22 0 points1 point ago

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      Thanks. I was getting a bit confused about my previous statement the moment after I posted it.

      [–]rorykane 1 point2 points ago

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      I suppose but I don't think I'd offend her if I did

      [–]xenoph 0 points1 point ago

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      Why thank you.

      [–]ajdane 1 point2 points ago

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      Happy cake day, and thanks for the comic, it's very good.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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      As with pretty much everything you make, I expect this to be on the front page very shortly.

      Keep up the great work, I love seeing your art and reading stories about you and your wife!

      [–]butt2face 1 point2 points ago

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      Don't let that goat eat your cake!

      [–]aDildoAteMyBaby 1 point2 points ago

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      At least you remember how to post original content. It's an dying art.

      [–]licenseplate 1 point2 points ago

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      Happy Cake Day! Here's to many more! I want to snuggle with that little alien so badly...

      [–]friednoodles 1 point2 points ago

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      Are you a girl? I don't remember why by I tagged you in yellow as "A really talented lesbian" in RES

      [–]corvuskorax[S] 10 points11 points ago

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      My genitals would leave me to believe "yes." Everything else, however, leaves me stumped. Tentative yes?

      [–]ObsidianOrangutan 1 point2 points ago

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      You should know I have you tagged in RES as 'Awesome comics lady'

      [–]corvuskorax[S] 2 points3 points ago

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      Aw, well, thank you!

      [–]DangerXX 1 point2 points ago

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      How's your wife doing? I particularly enjoy your comics with her in them, her "goat friend" was disturbing and funny.

      [–]corvuskorax[S] 2 points3 points ago

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      Thank you! And thank you for asking, she's been doing very well. She has ups and downs, but who doesn't, really?

      [–]WholeyConverse 1 point2 points ago

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      Nice artwork! I like how the alien is gnawing on his shoulder! :D

      [–]lankira 1 point2 points ago

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      I love the little shoulder-gnawing alien! It's adorable! :D

      [–]WholeyConverse 0 points1 point ago

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      You copying me? :P

      [–]lankira 1 point2 points ago

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      Nope. I'd have posted my own comment separately (not as a reply), but I'd rather not have two near-identical comments competing for karma when I can just basically say, "Hey! Look! I agree with you! It's awesome!"

      And then I can realize that I over-used exclamation points...and had near-identical (phrasing? patterning? punctuation? something like that) to you...

      [–]tilla23 1 point2 points ago

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      that thumbnail definitely looks like fallopian tubes+uterus at first glance.

      [–]TomatoManTM 1 point2 points ago

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      Here's what I seriously don't get about reddit: this post has 3,500+ downvotes? Who the fuck is downvoting this by the thousands, and why? Probably the same people who will downvote this comment. Go ahead and downvote me, but while you're at it why not enlighten us?

      PS. upvoted.

      [–]iheartinfected 0 points1 point ago

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      happy cake-day!

      love your work too

      [–]Five_deadly_venoms 0 points1 point ago

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      Go you!

      [–]GovernorFuckHead 0 points1 point ago

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      those lost, empty eyes...that's always the first sign

      [–]Rjparkin92 0 points1 point ago

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      <3 Corvus

      [–]serenanana 0 points1 point ago

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      Love this depiction of our little alien there!! Happy cake day!

      [–]poptart2nd 0 points1 point ago

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      don't worry, i upvote everything you post, anyway. nothing was lost.

      [–]HonestCupcake 0 points1 point ago

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      so cute :D

      [–]arup02 0 points1 point ago

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      Nice.That's. Awesome.Work

      [–]jazedup 0 points1 point ago

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      Two years? The cake has one candle.

      [–]castironplan 0 points1 point ago

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      To use the internet is to be in a constant state of either browsing porn, or having just browsed porn, and heading for more.

      [–]gburnaman 0 points1 point ago

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      Don't use the Ubvotes, they put something in them, to make you forget.

      [–]DigitalEvil 0 points1 point ago*

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      Three years on Reddit has you trying to plug Ethernet cables directly under your skin as you beg repeatedly for more.

      [–]mimedeiros 0 points1 point ago

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      awesome!

      [–]Beakerbite 0 points1 point ago

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      Everytime I decide that I reddit too much I close all of my tabs, go to google, and stare at my computer. After a few awkward moments I return to my master.

      [–]ItsTheFark 0 points1 point ago

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      I still love your art

      [–]bigsz 0 points1 point ago

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      Oh god. Is this gonna be me someday?...

      [–]cogitoergognome 0 points1 point ago

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      That alien looks a little peckish <3 Happy Cake Day!

      [–]pondercat 0 points1 point ago

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      Wow, this is much prettier and sweeter than the thumbnail had me think.

      [–]Ronoh 0 points1 point ago

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      It would have been great if it was sucking your head instead of your shoulder Great work!

      [–]ragley 0 points1 point ago

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      so how the hell do you know when it is anyway?

      [–]corvuskorax[S] 1 point2 points ago

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      This is where I figured out mine. It was the first site I could find via Googling, because I'm a lazy bastard.

      [–]ragley 0 points1 point ago

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      Nice, Thanks.

      [–]thecalster 0 points1 point ago

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      Stealing all the karma from the redditors whose cake day is actually today eh? haha happy cake day canyways

      [–]thefauxphantom 0 points1 point ago

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      I used chatrooms to remedy my addiction to porn...I used MySpace to cure my obsession with chatrooms...I used Facebook to curb my ungodly usage of Myspace...And now I use Reddit to forget the albatross that is Facebook.

      Thanks ;)

      [–]Legio_X 0 points1 point ago

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      What is cake day anyway?

      [–]jayc4life 0 points1 point ago

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      This guy looks a bit like the creepy kid at the start of Persona 3.

      [–]ComicDebris 0 points1 point ago

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      You look pretty disturbed in the picture. Does your wife ever have worries about your mental health?

      Happy (belated) cake day!

      [–]John_um 0 points1 point ago

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      You're a really talented artist.

      [–]daBandersnatch 0 points1 point ago

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      That face. The sleep-deprived face that begs for the relief of death...

      [–]Billy_West 0 points1 point ago

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      That aliens been sucking the life out of me too buddy. Happy B Day.

      [–]7D4Y_WEEKENDS 0 points1 point ago

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      What I saw http://i.imgur.com/5Jm4x.gif

      [–]P8ntBal1551 0 points1 point ago

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      holy crap, its my 2yr cakeday yesterday/today as well

      [–]pffftt 0 points1 point ago

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      I would just like to say, I really like your comics.

      [–]Lemonegro 0 points1 point ago

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      I fucking love your comics.

      [–]Lychees 0 points1 point ago

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      DeviantART, YouTube, Cheezburger and Memebase

      [–]Thefunkbox 0 points1 point ago

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      I love that picture, but it looks like he fractured his left wrist! I can't get mine to bend that way.

      [–]redpandapaw 0 points1 point ago

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      *her

      [–]Invisible_Fly 0 points1 point ago

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      I like how sad you look :3 Got any more drawings?

      [–]redpandapaw 0 points1 point ago

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      She has a deviant art.

      [–]Invisible_Fly 0 points1 point ago

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      Thanks! I wasn't sure to ask if OP had one because I thought reddit hated deviantArt. :P

      [–]JInxTM 0 points1 point ago

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      For me? You shouldn't have!

      [–]ck44 0 points1 point ago

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      Looks like you could be a character in Full Metal Alchemist.

      [–]dickbag63 0 points1 point ago

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      The alien is like a brain slug from Futurama

      [–]getdeambalamps 0 points1 point ago

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      ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

      [–]Lameduck57 0 points1 point ago

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      this statement actually has some validity to it for me. i just don't really remember how to internet anymore now that i've been used reddit for 3 years, member for 1. it's like i need to know exactly where i want to go before hand rather than just search for stuff like in the olden times.

      [–]papasmurff11 0 points1 point ago

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      This is so accurate... just yesterday i thought "well i think i will go check out some other things the wonderful internet has to offer"... sat there for a minute thinking... went back on reddit...

      [–]Commonchitchat 0 points1 point ago

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      What's the internet?!

      [–]torontoitguy 0 points1 point ago

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      Why only one candle?

      [–]Rodents210 0 points1 point ago

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      From the thumbnail I thought this was some kind of strange Ultimecia fan-art.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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      I like those crazy eyes haha!

      [–]m-p-3 0 points1 point ago

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      Wait until you hit 4 years, everything else looks so dull :(

      [–]Gener900 0 points1 point ago

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      Its a lie

      [–]eponysterical 0 points1 point ago

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      Pffft, that's nothing, talk to me when your lurking around with 4 year old novelty accounts.

      [–]subwaysauce 0 points1 point ago

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      Logged in to downvote this.

      [–]jigby61 0 points1 point ago

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      Damn you reddit.

      [–]waynehell 0 points1 point ago

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      poor birdie, maybe /r/askreddit can help you ;p

      [–]ThinkusMcGee 0 points1 point ago

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      Hey! We're like Reddit twins or something! I also had my 2-year anniversary of not being a lurker anymore, and I wouldn't even have noticed if some astute Redditor hadn't wished me happy Reddit-day in a response to a post...

      [–]DaveTheGuardian 0 points1 point ago

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      For your cake day I'd just like to tell you that I'm a big fan of your work. Your cartoons are an inspiration to me in their simplicity and I always feel a little bit happier when I see a new post from you.

      Happy Cake Day :)

      [–]spagent 0 points1 point ago

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      Did anyone else see one of those gym class vagina drawings when they glanced at the thumbnail?

      [–]bfrantz 0 points1 point ago

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      GLaDOS would be proud.

      [–]Lockski 0 points1 point ago

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      I just went back and read all of your comics. Don't stop drawing them, please. You're hilarious.

      [–]g33n 0 points1 point ago

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      Did you recently learn how to draw elbows? Your arms look a lot less noodly in this one.

      Love it as always.

      [–]MiracleBlades 0 points1 point ago

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      I love your comics.

      Love the art style. Love the themes. It's all a pleasure to view.

      [–]ajd6c8 0 points1 point ago

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      Awwww, thanks bro! You shouldn't have!

      [–]noise_crusader 1 point2 points ago

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      Thumb nail looks like a vag. Just saying.

      [–]Bladewing10 7 points8 points ago

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      What kind of vaginas have you been looking at?

      [–]Addyct 0 points1 point ago

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      You're not the only one...

      [–]RugerRedhawk 0 points1 point ago

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      TIL people keep track of when the anniversary of making an account on a website occurs.

      [–]festtt 1 point2 points ago

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      People used to celebrate their children's birthdays, now we don't have children and celebrate our own virtual birthdays. Mwahaha.

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        [–]PeePi 0 points1 point ago

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        Did I miss your Birthday?

        [–]UltraJake 2 points3 points ago

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        ಥ_ಥ

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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        protip - no one gives a shit about your cake day.

        [–]WJCAIV -1 points0 points ago

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        4chan is better.

        [–]mugwump10 -1 points0 points ago

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        Let's just pretend I made this today.

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