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[–]EvanOnReddit 18 points19 points ago

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The real Ouroboros.

[–]Beegee7730 1 point2 points ago

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Rob or Ross? My name is Lister.

[–]imasickcunt 7 points8 points ago

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"I was so hungry, i ate my own ass. True story."

[–]ifihadanickel -1 points0 points ago

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*horny

[–]ablebodiedmango 3 points4 points ago

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This makes me very sad.

[–]disphagia 2 points3 points ago

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dude this tastes like ass

[–]Pest 1 point2 points ago

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It's a TRAP!

[–]danfinlay 1 point2 points ago

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I had a snake do the same thing. Apparently, it's common for snakes to bite themselves while they're dying. Then again, that's not the same as half-swallowing themselves...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Snake Game over RL.

[–]daafrican 1 point2 points ago

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"Fuck this am not waiting for pizza"

[–]GardensOfBoydstylon 1 point2 points ago

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There was an episode of Catdog about this. Cat goes inside Dog's mouth and crawl's around in his innards, and eventually Cat comes out of his own mouth. My brain hurt thinking about that.

[–]theanih 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me laugh every time I see it.

[–]SmarticusRex 0 points1 point ago

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[–]edixtor93 0 points1 point ago

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Does it go on forever?

[–]duded1000 0 points1 point ago

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He's either called rob or ross, god his parents must have been thick.

[–]wozowski 0 points1 point ago

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I literally have a tee shirt with this on it.

[–]awesomepottamous 0 points1 point ago

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Tea Party Ouroboros?

[–]Kinda_Gets_it 0 points1 point ago

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It's like the game Snake!

[–]jugglerandrew 0 points1 point ago

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This snake's got balls.

[–]hey_mr_crow 0 points1 point ago

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That snake looks so cheerful

[–]icanhasnomnoms -1 points0 points ago

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I'd stop but it's just too delic-hiss.

[–]ReallyCleverMoniker -3 points-2 points ago

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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:

[–]Poofengle 1 point2 points ago

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RE: FW: FW: FW: RE: FW: LOL, SILLY SNAKE!

[–]DeadRapture7 -1 points0 points ago

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At least it's not a kitten :/

[–]sigmundfraud31 -2 points-1 points ago

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Just imagine what would happen if he kept going. Would it eat it's own mouth? My brain hurts.