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[–]BluLite 61 points62 points ago

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Not contradictions, just differing opinions.

[–]humblerodent 14 points15 points ago

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Exactly. It would only be a contradiction if the username was the same for both comments.

[–]greg19735 4 points5 points ago

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or if it was like "everyone hates/likes it when the top two comments contradict."

[–]atalkingfish 2 points3 points ago

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Everyone knows these comments don't contradict eachother.

[–]greg19735 1 point2 points ago

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i can't tell if you're correcting me or if you're making a joke.

[–]atalkingfish 1 point2 points ago

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..........

..I was setting up "everyone knows these comments do contradict eachother"

[–]greg19735 1 point2 points ago

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then a joke :)

[–]chris_fish -1 points0 points ago

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Everyone knows these comments do contradict each other.

[–]onionhammer -1 points0 points ago

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Or if it was something along the lines of "It sucks when the top two comments contradict each other" and "It's awesome when the top two comments contradict each other".

[–]Lunatic721 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Dapwell 0 points1 point ago

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I disagree with whatever anyone is saying.

[–]backt0thefuture 21 points22 points ago

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And then these two exact same comments will be on 1000000 other videos.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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kinda like reddit...

[–]onlypositivecomments 3 points4 points ago

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nope chuck testa!

i n c e p t i o n

*you're

[–]dfinch 2 points3 points ago

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"I find this disturbingly easy to fap to."

[–]samosir 4 points5 points ago

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I used to be x, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[–]czarchastic 2 points3 points ago

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"Oh look, it's Darth Vader's lightsaber! No wait, that's just..." SHUT THE FUCK UP

[–]francescafiore 1 point2 points ago

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Nah, 222 and 223 seem like large numbers, but that's YouTube. 3,234,768 people didn't get the joke. 2,786,346 are wondering what "contradict" means.

[–]xdividebyzerox -1 points0 points ago

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2 people commented on 1000000 other videos.

/s

[–]smokinJoeCalculus 4 points5 points ago

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youtube comments cause cancer.

even the good ones.

[–]justanotherguyd 1 point2 points ago

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Which video is that?

[–]CrazedToCraze 0 points1 point ago

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Knowing Youtube, it's the one you click on a link to get to.

[–]Darktidemage 1 point2 points ago

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Those don't contradict each other unless they were written by the same person.

[–]killer2c 0 points1 point ago

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This is the Video, if someone wants it. (now the guy that likes it, has more upvotes!)

[–]java37 0 points1 point ago

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Is this the original? I've seen it on other videos...

[–]killer2c 0 points1 point ago

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check the names of the commenters, and compare with the picture.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The following statement is false:

The previous statement is true.

[–]slashbringinghasher 0 points1 point ago

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or just "this statement is false"

[–]Jonathan-O[S] 0 points1 point ago

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This statement is false.

[–]Darktidemage -1 points0 points ago

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is this actually analogous in your mind to "when one person likes something and a second person doesn't like it"?

[–]BowlerNerd 2 points3 points ago

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I think they were giving an example of an actual contradiction.

[–]JacksAngryColon 0 points1 point ago

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You sunuvabitch, that was my post!

[–]Gireddit 0 points1 point ago

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They almost both have 222 votes.

[–]SpitN 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, like BluLite said, it'd be funny if those were actually contradicting statements. As it happens, they're both self-reports.

[–]Borbarad 0 points1 point ago

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It was almost perfect! Everything contradicted except for the 4 weeks ago when it was posted.

[–]ryobiguy 0 points1 point ago

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I guess that just about sums up the two party political system.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently youtube circlejerking is worthy of frontpage.

[–]Monkeys_with_Guns 0 points1 point ago

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OCD does not approve.

[–]claymer 0 points1 point ago

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I hate it when the top two comments contradict each other

[–]goldenfidelity 0 points1 point ago

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Well played.

[–]Captainpatch 17 points18 points ago

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Poorly played.

[–]PlaySkool 0 points1 point ago

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Poorly paid

[–]PandaGoggles -4 points-3 points ago

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Played

[–]HermanCandyCain -3 points-2 points ago

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UPVOTE FOR MAKIN ME CRY

[–]Turious -2 points-1 points ago

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LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM

[–]RunawayPope 1 point2 points ago

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BBZ I LIKE DIS FIVE-EVER

[–]RICKARD5 -3 points-2 points ago

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FUCK THE WORLD we can still Kick their Faggot asses , it is not wrong to HATE the French!