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[–]Tachyx 15 points16 points ago

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For the heavy drinking Christians.

[–]_langa_ 29 points30 points ago

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You mean the Irish?

[–]bombermanpyr 2 points3 points ago

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or the sottish scotsman

[–]KingMotion 2 points3 points ago

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A sottish scotsman is not a true scotsman though.

[–]bombermanpyr 1 point2 points ago

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The demo from TF2 would disagree

[–]darkbeanie 3 points4 points ago

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Why, in the first frame, is Jesus presented with a mug of hot, steamy beer?

[–]CalvinLawson 10 points11 points ago

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Because it's actually Coffee with Jesus.

[–]ThirdEy3 7 points8 points ago

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if water -> wine, then coffee->beer maybe

[–]BeardTheBeerBard 2 points3 points ago

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It must be true. I was once BeardTheCoffeeBard.

[–]cyrilio 0 points1 point ago

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It's actually Mulled wine which should be drunk warm

[–]caoimhinoceallaigh 3 points4 points ago

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I like beer.

[–]Firespyrt 2 points3 points ago

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troll jesus turns your watered down beer to beer'd down wine

[–]BlackMateria 2 points3 points ago

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If Jesus blood is made of wine, does that mean he's always drunk? Or that he can't get drunk?

[–]azimir 0 points1 point ago

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What would Jesus blow on a breathalyzer?

[–]radrage 1 point2 points ago

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Irish coffee

[–]premises 1 point2 points ago

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lmao

[–]willchur 0 points1 point ago

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Lite beer would still prove enough to kill him. Heck, even accounting for him being Jesus, this still holds true (or false, as you see fit)!

[–]Petey-G 0 points1 point ago

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I approve of this.

[–]UndeadMantis 0 points1 point ago

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It's cool, Jesus can water it down for you, right?

[–]honestysrevival 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, he'll just wine it up. Don't worry, it's just a wine cooler.

[–]BeardTheBeerBard 0 points1 point ago

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The seriousness I hear in the last frame made my day.

[–]jenniferwillow 0 points1 point ago

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Oh fuck this drinking game, especially if you have to take a sip every time there's a "begat" or an improbable event (talking snake, man eating fish, burning bush). And a special rule maybe for when water goes to wine, aka, your light beer is now 90 proof bourbon, and the "miracles" (see the improbable event rule above) have yet to start. In other words, not even Jesus can save your ass at this point.

[–]fortworthbret 0 points1 point ago

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[–]boomerjack 0 points1 point ago

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MUST PLAY!!

[–]RedAnarchist 0 points1 point ago

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This is something funny and insightful that I have not seen many times in here already.

For those unsure of what I'm saying, I think this comic is fucking stupid.

[–]rob132 0 points1 point ago

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Moral fallacy or logical?

[–]MinisterOfTheDog 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, this was posted to /r/CoffeeWithJesus a while ago.

Found it

[–]sweetdaddy -5 points-4 points ago

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ugh, again people post without any actual examples. Thats the internet for ya. Get in, and get out without having to defend your statements

[–]Mihos 0 points1 point ago

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Way to make a sweeping generalization about the internet without providing more than the single implied example while bitching about exactly that kind of thing. Not really "defending your statements", are you? Or maybe it's just so damn self evident to your intended audience that to waste time with well known or easily identifiable examples would be pointless? Just... like... the... comic.