Decode your teen's TXT lingo!

PurpleNoodles · 9 months

Colon prolapses are so common they need specific text lingo? Sad day

davybones · 9 months

less sex, more bbq

KallistiEngel · 9 months

Sorry I couldn't upvote this.

1) It's really not WTF, it's obvious parody. Ergo, it doesn't belong in /r/WTF. Maybe in /r/funny, but not /r/WTF.

2) You provide no link to the original source, which is from humorist Drew who writes Toothpaste for Dinner and Superpoop. He just posted this a few hours ago as another poster pointed out.

Sorry, mate. Better luck next time.

astro_ZOMBIE138 · 9 months

Bum killing.....ahh the memories.

FrontmanKius · 9 months

*Dick

raisehelldrinkbeer · 9 months

http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/statuses/143853170790117376

Andaliter · 9 months

SBBQ, my house, MHIO.

chris-martin · 9 months

Seriously? Drew posted this FIVE HOURS AGO and it's already been copied to imgur?

rpodovich · 9 months

IDC - I'm doing cocaine

GarenBushTerrorist · 9 months

Is this r/WTF or r/funny? I can't tell.

Timmytanks40 · 9 months

T5MWDM - Taking 5 Men While Doing Meth.

[deleted] · 9 months

But mooooooooom, I promised the guys I'd prolapse my colon with them

Charun86 · 9 months

Can we PLEASE start using these?!

Rage_Comic_Guy · 9 months

D* ^{^{^*dick}}

ironpandas · 9 months

holy shit, they know of our secret sex barbecues.

chunchun1 · 9 months

DLOD at SBBQ where MHIO, im only here cause i NMH

im_at_work_now · 9 months

They know all my codes. Now how am I supposed to discreetly tell people my hole is open? I'd have to wait for the sex BBQ to announce it, but nobody would be there because I CAN'T SEND THAT ONE EITHER!!!

BenCelotil · 9 months

This reminds me of those bullshit stories about "Rainbow Parties".

I honestly think that the people who believe these stories about "out of control" teens going on sexual rampages must be trying to somehow live their own fantasies through third-parties.

I remember what it was like to be a teen, and sex was awkward. Even if you were intimate with one particular person there was no way in hell you'd fool around with them in a room full of other people; even if only because you were worried about being teased for one thing or another.

thingsmakesensenow · 9 months

Damn... foiled again.

j-awesome · 9 months

i haven't been to a good sex bbq in years

ladiesandgentleman · 9 months

This is just... I don't even... WAT!?!

bill-merrly · 9 months

OMGB. hahaha old man gang bang

the1andonlymax · 9 months

I'll use these now that I know they exist

TentacleFace · 9 months

WTF - Why the face

merrymaker · 9 months

What is an SBBQ and where is my invite?

ps02210 · 9 months

Would have been a much better troll if it provided alarming interpretations of actual common acronyms such as LOL, CUL, OMG, etc.

DirtBurglar · 9 months

dudebro, I can't believe somebody fucking figured out our code

rockswell · 9 months

P2PBSH

warptek · 9 months

i can't believe some people kill bums that often that they decided that they needed an acronym for it

PacoThePenguin · 9 months

Our school has a whole poster of 'text lingo' in the janitorial closet. Some of them are up to date but others... well, lets just say that NSYNC would use them.

guntfuddler · 9 months

You had me at sex barbecue

digitalpencil · 9 months

'sup dlod @ da sbbq an nmh!! get me!

lol <it's sher@mie:)>

6aCeT5spAf7Uqus · 9 months

omfgwtfsbbq

Warhawk10108 · 9 months

After the SBBQ and the OMGB last night, I said LKAB but first I NMH because MHIO.

[deleted] · 9 months

uh...what teens are these?

Not_A_Smartphone · 9 months

Haha I think my favorite part about this is that 'dick' has the asterisk like it's edited out, but then it's just written in a smaller font size below, as though children can't read small print.

pappas215 · 9 months

*Dick

SCato · 9 months

Im no expert, but i think atleast one of these is incorrect.

Zoshchenko · 9 months

No, these are the codes developed by Michele Bachmann to communicate with her husband.

ctron3 · 9 months

Because someone mixed up A Clockwork Orange with reality...

scribbling_des · 9 months

I'm not really up on text lingo, but none of that strikes me as very likely.

7nights · 9 months

If only this was true...

megacrabmaster · 9 months

IDK BRB later LKAB because MHIO and I want that necro dick after I have been DLOD.

P4CM4N · 9 months

Moral of the picture , the younger crowd loves being gang banged by old people while doing heroin. Then once they finish they kill homeless people. Good to know indeed.

Pagan-za · 9 months

I like how they cant say dick but old man gangbang is perfectly ok.

middleofthecircle · 9 months

i just decoded one of my teens texts with this handy cipher. HEY OMGB I BN DLOD NMH. LKAB B4 SBBQ. GTG PMC NOW MHIO. PS PSMD

MrMolly · 9 months

Apparently they missed DFT.

Reddit teaches me new abbreviations every week.

herpty_derpty · 9 months

The newspaper clipping posted a week or so ago seemed legit. This one...not so much.

fvgh12345 · 9 months

why does it say dick in small print at the bottom

toolatealreadyfapped · 9 months

Sounds like Saturday night

DarthHunter · 9 months

How much sauce do I need for a SBBQ?

blake_n · 9 months

Google is creepy! Doing a reverse image search with this image brings up these results. The second link is to a video (this Metacafe link runs a shorter ad and loads more quickly than CBS's home link) where the screenshot used in this image was ripped from.

Sure enough, the screenshot used for this shoop is ripped at the one minute mark of the video. Google's image recognition is pretty spot-on, sometimes.

Scotty_Del_Han · 9 months

*dick at the bottom killed it for me :P

Freakears · 9 months

Paranoid hysteria much? Shiiiit.

Lemonegro · 9 months

Old Man Gangbang

thunder_smash · 9 months

SBBQ TMRW?

snuffs · 9 months

SBBQ sounds amazing

LimeJuice · 9 months

TIL that whenever I abbreviate my favourite band, I'm actually requesting more heroin for my crippling addiction.

asstits · 9 months

LKAB LKAB LKAB LKAB LkAB

dqt101 · 9 months

GMUN.

Moosapian · 9 months

MHIO? My hole is open? What, is that a new way of baiting a bootycall?

zackTurner · 9 months

Is this what out of control teens are doing these days? Dr Phil needs to fix this NOW!!!

[deleted] · 9 months

Less QQ more pewpew!

LOOORN · 9 months

is this real life?

fusion4bass · 9 months

LOL. NMH.

[deleted] · 9 months

Lets kill a bum

Kryzm · 9 months

My favorite is LMAO: Loyal to Mao.

newbi1kenobi · 9 months

Fuck! I gotta get myself to one of these sex barbecues. I dream of these kind of things

[deleted] · 9 months

MHIO while i DLOD at a SBBQ where we NMH and I'm PMC, but later LKAB and maybe an OMGB, cause PSMD.

ImAVibration · 9 months

I will be implementing LKAB amongst my mates.

vadergeek · 9 months

I think my favorites are SBBQ, because I have no idea what that would entail, and LKAB, because I find the idea that it's so common an activity for that to enter the lexicon hilarious.

Calmlikabomb268 · 9 months

I'm obviously doing it wrong...I would, however, like to get a invite to one of these Sex BBQ's, MHIO.

OralCulture · 9 months

MSITB

Funch · 9 months

I'm a little jealous about that sex bbq.

raagruk · 9 months

phleg · 9 months

ooOOOooooohhh, the D is for dick. It all makes sense now.

I_CATS · 9 months

DLODNMHLKAB!

craigslisp · 9 months

here's a bunch more that my local paper ran recently too..

MrKenta · 9 months

HARBFEADTUEGWTDLML?
This should be easy.

ShamanChemistry · 9 months

ROFPMC

AliasUndercover · 9 months

The accuracy of this is questionable.

Themiffins · 9 months

ಠ_ಠ

wafflemonster · 9 months

I have to say I would love to go to a sex barbecue.

xStealthClown · 9 months

BRB, NMH.

reddit_is_gay · 9 months

If my teen was participating in sex barbecues, I would be envious more than anything.

Outmilk · 9 months

I don't always upvote, but when I do it's because I just laughed during a lecture.

SociopathStutterings · 9 months

Does a sex barbecue sound ridiculously awesome to anyone else?

Perssonseb · 9 months

I use NMH DAILY!

Ryu6912 · 9 months

SBBQ seems interesting >.>

[deleted] · 9 months

My hole is open

knightofmars · 9 months

Lets LKAB then SBBQ while DLOD

[deleted] · 9 months

BRB, DLOD @SBBQ. MHIO, BTW. LKAB L8TR?

bluefoot55 · 9 months

Definitely a LOL at the olds.

tankezord · 9 months

BRB, PMC & DLOD, MHIO for OMGBSBBQ 2night, LKAB after that. PSMD!. pd: NMH

kinggimped · 9 months

This just reminds me of the infamous "Paedogeddon" episode of cult British show Brass Eye, namely the bit where they trick Gary Lineker and other celebrities into 'revealing' some of the text message abbreviations that paedophiles use to communicate with one another.

P2PBSH = "pipe to pipe bushman", code for 2 paedophiles having sex with each other, while watching children from a shrub.

Tadpradel · 9 months

Damnit! Now my parents will find out!

hammertime18 · 9 months

Hilarious. LKAB is the best.

NCSUspoon · 9 months

*Dick

shawarmakarma · 9 months

I love how so many people think this is legit. It was made by Drew of Toothpastefordinner.com. It's a joke.

3OH3 · 9 months

Lolwut?

Who the hell came up with this guide lol

[deleted] · 9 months

I've been laughing for 5 minutes straight at old man gangbang...

DrascaL · 9 months

LKAB? Anyone?

TheWolfofMibu · 9 months

*Dick

bax101 · 9 months

Yea Sex BBQ nothing smells better then sweet baby-rays on titties and eating chicken from the grill.

pthrasher · 9 months

Teenagers don't know what prolapsing means.

high_six · 9 months

because photoshop

Lurking_Grue · 9 months

MHIO

Boots2Asses · 9 months

Want me to pu my p in your v?

MJZMan · 9 months

WTF = White Trash Fuckfest.

LacidOnex · 9 months

facebook girl meets scumbag steve.

Jani3D · 9 months

Ah. They mean dick.

WTF

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