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[–]Software_Engineer 39 points40 points ago

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How did you get it to make that sizzling sound?

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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I seriously thought you were trolling til I turned my speakers up all the way.

[–]atafies 32 points33 points ago

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Fuck both of you.

[–]IamLAG11 7 points8 points ago

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yea and i could actually smell it

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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My mouth actually started watering from watching that.

[–]shitscash 3 points4 points ago

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yeah, I'm pavlov's dog too

[–]docblue 2 points3 points ago

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I swore I heard a bell...

[–]uptwolait 1 point2 points ago

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The bacon bell!

[–]dangercart 24 points25 points ago

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Why is this in /r/Funny?

[–]wub_wub 3 points4 points ago

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Because r/reddit.com is removed.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 0 points1 point ago

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Bacon makes people happy.

People laugh when they are happy.

[–]dangercart 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Suboptimus 6 points7 points ago

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Can anyone else smell it? mmmmm i love my brain

[–]iambear 2 points3 points ago

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Smelling it right now...apparently called "phantosmia" which is a sign of a brain tumor? Screw wikipedia, I love bacon. Simple. As. That.

[–]pannepacker 0 points1 point ago

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Yeeeeessssss, so good

[–]YelloSir 15 points16 points ago

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*It's. Someone had to.

[–]FancifulUnicorn213 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Smills29 4 points5 points ago

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It looks really fatty though... Anyone else prefer this kind of bacon? http://oursimplefoods.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/lean-bacon.jpg

[–]jorticus 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't even know the thin rasher kind existed until I was 19. Both are good IMO

[–]scythus 1 point2 points ago

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That's the difference between American bacon and rest of the world bacon! Or we call that streaky bacon over here and its much cheaper because its not as nice.

[–]enad58 1 point2 points ago

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OP's bacon looks cheap as hell, actually. This is the type of bacon I like. http://carltonfarms.com/images/index/lrg_bacon_regular.jpg

[–]shitscash 3 points4 points ago

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What are you, Canadian?

[–]Smills29 2 points3 points ago

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Australian.

[–]IhasCandies 0 points1 point ago

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He's only asking because in America that's called Canadian bacon. I find it disgusting and repulsive. I prefer that beautiful sizzling sliver of delight in the gif.

[–]JimmerUK 0 points1 point ago

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This is real bacon.

[–]PerfectAlias 1 point2 points ago

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Yep. I want to eat meat when I eat bacon, not fat.

[–]uptwolait 0 points1 point ago

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Nope.

[–]lynnewu 1 point2 points ago

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It's full of flavor!

[–]Shroompants 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Arnman 0 points1 point ago

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they're going to burn!

[–]Bing_Bong_Bing 1 point2 points ago

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mmmmmmmm bacon sandwich

[–]A_Delicious_Sandwich 0 points1 point ago

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I'd eat myself on the spot.

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age
It always sounds like an audience cheering for me. 4coms 14pts 4mos
Hey Reddit. I thought you might like this gif. 128coms 539pts 4mos
Reddit's greatest GIF ever 19coms 9pts 4mos
Bacon. That is all. 6coms 35pts 4mos

source: karmadecay

[–]Xanderith 1 point2 points ago

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Is it just me or does american bacon seem to have no meat on it at all... It just looks like fat. I don't know if it's just me but the bacon I have has hardly any fat and a shit ton of meat. I get it hand carved in fact...

[–]ngony 0 points1 point ago

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I came to say this, even the pre-packed supermarket UK stuff is meatier than this.

[–]Love_Laser 1 point2 points ago

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The temperature in my room actually increased by 4 degrees while this .gif was onscreen.

[–]MEGUSTABACON 1 point2 points ago

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Oh sweet Jesus...

[–]MrNewguy 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one to have smelled bacon when I watched that?

[–]kevinproche 1 point2 points ago

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EVERYTHING is better with bacon.

[–]wirtaz 1 point2 points ago

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As a vegetarian, this is the only thing i miss with all my gut

[–]Collie90 1 point2 points ago

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And now to make so much bacon, lovely English bacon.

[–]UFaggotCunt 1 point2 points ago

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looks like the frothy bubbles that forms on a wet cunt after you fuck her but before she wakes up

[–]devabebe 1 point2 points ago

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I can feel my arteries clogging in the best way possible. I could watch this all day.

[–]AlwaysSaysBacon 1 point2 points ago

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Redditor for 14 minutes and I already found you. I bacon think it's love.

[–]MrRagePants 1 point2 points ago

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Hmmm.... bacon.

[–]FreddyandTheChokes 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, bacon cooking. Classic!

[–]sarcastic_bastard 3 points4 points ago

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Look at that sexy sexy naughty grease. Your arteries need a good ole cloggin' eh, kinky boy?

[–]flinxsl 2 points3 points ago

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NSFW

[–]iusuallypostwhileipo 1 point2 points ago

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This is how I usually browse reddit anyways.

[–]Fermol 0 points1 point ago

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Now I'm hungry. Sigh.

Wait... bacon goes on pizzas... that means it's a vegetable.

[–]Recnepsbaby -2 points-1 points ago

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HA HA HA THAT JOKE ISNT OLD AT ALL

[–]LookAtMyImportance 1 point2 points ago

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Created this account after years of browsing Reddit strictly to say: "I have never stared at a picture so long in my life." Cue; quick orgasm jokes, where have you been?, who is this guy and why does he think he is important?

Edited to ad the at.

[–]jjwood84 3 points4 points ago

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BACON STRIPS AND

BACON STRIPS AND

BACON STRIPS AND

BACON STRIPS AND

BACON STRIPS AND

[–]GenocideRun 1 point2 points ago

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BACON STRIPS&

BACON STRIPS&

BACON STRIPS&

BACON STRIPS&

BACON STRIPS&

FTFY

[–]Ballsdeepinreality 0 points1 point ago

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BACON& BACON

BACON& BACON

BACON& BACON

BACON& BACON

BACON& BACON

BACON& BACON

[–]DoomZero 0 points1 point ago

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What you know about bacon haters?!?

[–]ChrisTheClark 0 points1 point ago

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Even if only for a second, I swear I could smell the bacon.

[–]Blue_Bi0hazard 0 points1 point ago

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Now I'm hungry

[–]habadacas 0 points1 point ago

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I can almost smell it.

[–]anikan72 0 points1 point ago

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I smelled it immediately

[–]dmmartin2s 0 points1 point ago

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...BEST .gif EVER!!!

[–]JewelzJade 0 points1 point ago

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I agree. :)

But my vegetarian boyfriend wouldn't.

[–]detourrock 0 points1 point ago

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And take that bacon, wrap it around a stuffed duck, stuff the bacon-wrapped duck into a lamb, wrap the lamb in bacon strips= EPIC MEAL TIME

[–]C0MICB00KGUY 0 points1 point ago

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You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.

[–]deathbytray 0 points1 point ago

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How do you get it to stay that flat? Whenever I cook them, they curl up in the pan.

[–]godjammit 0 points1 point ago

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Bacon is yummy, grease is gross.

[–]Ellie89 0 points1 point ago

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It isn't.

[–]IamLAG11 0 points1 point ago

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When i was watching that, angels were singing

[–]mcruz2 0 points1 point ago

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hungry

[–]ferrari4ari 0 points1 point ago

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That ain't Kosher, bro.

[–]Whirlingderpfish 0 points1 point ago

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How many people saw that and had to swallow a mouthful of drool?

[–]Oh_stop_it_you 0 points1 point ago

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HAHA GOOD ONE!

[–]ardobbs 0 points1 point ago

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Reposting prozzie...

[–]x-atm092 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for keeping me off the internet. I'll get back to you when I stop staring at the bacon to let you know how it was.

[–]DrumCorpsAlum 0 points1 point ago

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Open this and the bacon pic. http://www.rainymood.com/

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Islam anyone?

[–]Shibby9386 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like i'm going to burn myself.

[–]RGT42 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure posts in this subreddit are supposed to be funny. Maybe it's a really long gif and I'm missing something.

[–]xcolinx 0 points1 point ago

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I watched that way longer than I should have.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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this makes me happy :)

[–]Lockski 0 points1 point ago

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If you haven't tried it, you need to try chocolate covered bacon. Surprisingly amazing and delicious.

[–]KaleStrider 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else hungry now?

[–]baconisokay 0 points1 point ago

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it's ok.

[–]classyGent69 -2 points-1 points ago

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Its...Beautiful.

What? The attempt at karma whoring?

[–]radius55 -1 points0 points ago

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I just got very, very hungry, very, very quickly.

[–]JiovanniTheGREAT[!] -2 points-1 points ago

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Like dis if u cry evry tim

[–]Razarex -1 points0 points ago

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As a non American I find this kind of wierd.

[–]AlphaHotel_94 -1 points0 points ago

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It's...not funny.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I masturbated to this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I masturbated to that.

[–]IcySpace -1 points0 points ago

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What was the subreddit for these type of pictures? I can't remember it now.

[–]Maq_S -1 points0 points ago

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No it's not. Move along.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Whose beautiful?

[–]Klavonsky -1 points0 points ago

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Its beautiful what?

[–]Neoka28 -1 points0 points ago

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I just threw up D:

[–]laddergoat89 -1 points0 points ago

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American bacon really does look shit.

[–]a-shoe -5 points-4 points ago

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Hardly funny..this would have been a great post for the deceased /r/reddit.com. Still, never has the term "I cannot upvote this enough," apply more.

[–]thatpeterguy -2 points-1 points ago

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When the fu** are they ready?!

[–]BigNikiStyle -2 points-1 points ago

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You know what? I don't usually eat bacon save for one instance: Mom's lasagna. And 2 days ago, she brought over a fucking epic lasagna on which the entire top layer was nothing but bacon. It was awesome. Just. Awesome.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I like bacon as much as the next guy but I'm going to have to try that before I believe it's good.

[–]BigNikiStyle 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not bacon guy at all. At breakfast, I'll order sausage every time. But for some reason, when the bacon is baked on top of the lasagna, I just lose it, it's so good. Give it a try.

[–]ThEbAsSdRoPpEr -2 points-1 points ago

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