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[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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That's the best picture I've ever seen in my entire life. Every single person is fucking hilarious looking. Dude getting hit looks like his face is momentarily a water balloon. Little girl in the pink to the left of him looks like she's blind and just reacting to the sound. Guy in the blue above her is nopeing so hard he's going to have whiplash. Lady behind the guy getting hit is just trying to save her pizza.

And then there's smirking guy in the black shirt. A hero to us all.

Edit - I just noticed Kamehameha guy in the light blue shirt with his head cropped off.

Also, Kamehameha doesn't show up as a typo in reddit. Go ahead, try it. I'll wait.

[–]montyy123 5 points6 points ago

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You said it wrong. It's KA-ME-HA-MEHARHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHHHHHNNGGGG

[–]UTC_Hellgate 16 points17 points ago

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Sorry mate, its more like "KA-ME-HA...NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!"

[–]evoim3 0 points1 point ago

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No this is how it worked.

"Time to charge the spirit ball!"

THREE EPISODES LATER.

"HRAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Wow Goku what are you going to do do next?

"Oh look a new villain, so instead of charging the spirit ball now before he becomes ultimately powerful, I'll let him battle me for another 20 until he becomes too strong and someone has to distract him long enough so i can charge it."

looks at watch

Ehh screw it

Better start charging.

NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z.

[–]montyy123 3 points4 points ago

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Followed by a prolapsed rectum.

[–]Jooniar 1 point2 points ago

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PMC

[–]dumbassthenes 2 points3 points ago

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It's a real word. I drive down Kamehameha Highway every single day.

[–]elementalrain 1 point2 points ago

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I used to as well.

[–]dumbassthenes 0 points1 point ago

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Whatever, haole.

Just kidding, why'd you leave Oahu?

[–]elementalrain 0 points1 point ago

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heh, had the Rock Fever ever since I was born...decided to move to the mainland on a whim.

[–]Zeuski 2 points3 points ago

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[–]selfish_king 1 point2 points ago

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Such high resolution!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The lady holding up her pizza actually could be a lady using an iPad. (pretend she is).

[–]slybob 0 points1 point ago

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I added some more stuff:

http://i.imgur.com/CSszV.jpg

[–]caloutlawz 15 points16 points ago

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[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago*

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Out of the OP's context.. it kinda looks like some drunk black guy gets pissed off and starts swinging a bat around at a bunch of white people. like this.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 3 points4 points ago

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But... kesha is white...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Cleverlittlebuggha 33 points34 points ago

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What a dick. Learn to take a bat to the face and not look so fucking stupid

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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That is a really decent shot actually. Wonder if the bat broke the dude's jaw.

[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 1 point2 points ago

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Looks broken to me. See where his jaw bone should be? See the big gap between his skull and where is jaw bone now is?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wonder how much money he got in the settlement.

[–]Cleverlittlebuggha -3 points-2 points ago

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If bet my own jaw that that deff broke his jaw

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 1 point2 points ago

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Best post I've read all day.

[–]Cleverlittlebuggha 0 points1 point ago

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Well thank you lord van Jew cunt fuck

[–]whatshisnuts 11 points12 points ago

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I just noticed the red headed girl at the bottom. Looks like that meme girl running away from something behind her.

[–]MuteSecurity 24 points25 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I just noticed the toddler reaching out in attempts to catch the bat.

[–]Vectomon 0 points1 point ago

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She's like, "GUYS TAKE CHILL PILL, SIT DOWN ALREADY"

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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That little girl in pink saw the light.

[–]Youretearingmeapart 8 points9 points ago

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I'm digging the guy in the back's pleasantly amused expression.

[–]Charezza[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like he's saying "sucks to be you"

[–]Ginnigan 0 points1 point ago

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I know, I know.

[–]DoubleDown 0 points1 point ago

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We call that a "shit-eating grin"

[–]yignko -1 points0 points ago

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Kind of looks like Jimmy Fallon to me

[–]Fraggin4jesus 5 points6 points ago

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I've seen this pic several times now but I've never heard the backstory. How badly was that guy injured?

[–]dooblagras 0 points1 point ago

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Actually I was relieved to see that the fellow wearing black wasn't actually holding a death note... now I can go about my day.

[–]Sil369 2 points3 points ago

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someone photoshop lasers coming out of the middle woman's hands

[–]slybob 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Sil369 0 points1 point ago

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wrong woman but the halo was a nice touch :>

[–]slybob 0 points1 point ago

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I thought she was more appropriate, gritted teeth and everything :)

Anyway got carried away:

http://i.imgur.com/CSszV.jpg

[–]eatmyshit 1 point2 points ago

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It was my desktop backround for like 2 years.

[–]raydeeumm 1 point2 points ago

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That pic is my desktop pic! Awesome shot

[–]lokeefe1 1 point2 points ago

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That ginger kid gets me every time

[–]ruthi 1 point2 points ago

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ginger don't give a fuck

[–]mrspock03 1 point2 points ago

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I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet

[–]VicariousJambi 2 points3 points ago*

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[–]Hougaiidesu 0 points1 point ago

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I love that he didn't flinch.

[–]DaftProdigy 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could see the rest of that kid in the blue shirt's face behind the bat. I really, really do.

[–]montyy123 0 points1 point ago

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That smug fucker in the back thinking not bad.

[–]churro89 0 points1 point ago

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hahahahaha dat face.

[–]migx 0 points1 point ago

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The beard of the dude in the middle looks like a baseball bat.

[–]jhgerlach 0 points1 point ago

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No one has commented on how the guy is using his baby as a human shield?

[–]VolleDaniel 0 points1 point ago

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I love the fact that not a single fuck is given by batman.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The little girl with the pigtails is about to slap the shit out of the other little girl. Check out the woman in the sunglasses. She eats her popcorn like nothing is happening. Dude to the left wearing a cap looks gay like he's saying: "Oh my gawd". Some of them look like they are about to do the 'wave'.

[–]Snodgrass82 0 points1 point ago

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The little ginger in the front rules - straight not giving a fuck!

[–]SiddharthaWolf 0 points1 point ago

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Girl to the left (our left) of the old lady looks like she belongs in a Caravaggio painting or something. Strong emotional conflict of enlightenment going on there.

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

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You saw the Jedi baby moving the bat out of her way, right?

[–]mrpandaguy 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite is the little girl at the bottom who looks like she could give a fuck less

[–]Kolbitos 0 points1 point ago

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I like how the dude isn't protecting the baby girl at all. Father of the year

[–]ajr901 0 points1 point ago

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The baby girl in the superman pose is my favorite part of this picture.

[–]attackzac21 0 points1 point ago

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that is weird, I didn't laugh at all

[–]thepringlesguy 0 points1 point ago

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I've always thought of this photo as similar to DaVinci's 'Last Supper'.

[–]mattchu4 0 points1 point ago

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thats certainly an amazing picture. first you have to follow the bat, and then take the picture at the exact moment of destruction upon that dudes jaw. also, not a fuck was given by the man in black.

[–]pmc766 0 points1 point ago

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More, if you're interested.

[–]BlargelMcBlargeson 0 points1 point ago

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I think the little girl in the front row staring off elsewhere in a all serious manner. Then the other kids all like "nooo you musnt go."

[–]IUironman 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, I found this same picture with 1 slight change....The guy in the back wielding the deathnote.

[–]RoccoMoose 0 points1 point ago

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Someone has to make that girl at the bottom a meme

[–]tohuw 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Possessed 0 points1 point ago

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invisible hooligan.

[–]leChill 0 points1 point ago

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420 uptoke! feels good man

[–]Granite-M 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds of this kind of painting, where there's a dozen things all happening at once, but everyone has something very active and important that they're doing.

[–]slybob 2 points3 points ago

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If I could paint, I'd paint this picture. Be brilliant in 200 years.

A photoshop filter will have to suffice: http://i.imgur.com/J43lE.jpg

[–]nitefang 0 points1 point ago

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I think there are 5 badasses in this picture.

The guy being hit in the face looks like he couldn't care less.

The girl at the very bottom is completely ignoring the bat, wondering why others care.

The guy with short hair at the top of the picture is wondering the same thing, slightly bemused.

There is someones hand coming into the frame to try and catch the bat.

The old man with his back turned is pretty epic as he must have seen it coming, ducted and then looked around to see where it was going.

[–]Stonebag93 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Ras_H_Tafari 2 points3 points ago

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'Everything went better than expected'

[–]Hougaiidesu 0 points1 point ago

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The guy wearing a black shirt? That is hilarious. He's like "hehehe"

[–]AwkwardSalmon -1 points0 points ago

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Are there cucumbers on her eyes?!

[–]spinozasrobot -1 points0 points ago

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Funny, because broken jaw.

[–]minustwomillionkarma -5 points-4 points ago

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TIL you're easily amused.

[–]philmania88 -2 points-1 points ago

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The guy who got hit is a hipster. Two clues: 1. Dresses like my grandfather. 2. "Everyone puts their hands up these days. So over it."... SMACK!!