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[–]bitcheslovedroids 10 points11 points ago

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[–]copulat0r 7 points8 points ago

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Lord Douchebag answers to Jesus Douchebag

[–]Bildivarian 1 point2 points ago

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O Jesus!

[–]AtomicDog1471 1 point2 points ago

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Was expecting Kanye.

[–]skankedout 10 points11 points ago

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I do hate the Yankees...

[–]F-That 3 points4 points ago

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Chick sun glasses?

[–]DocPlatypus 1 point2 points ago

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Never seen dior mens wear, im no fashion expert but imo theses are womens glasses.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 4 points5 points ago

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At the risk of sounding like a douchebag: If that's his beard, that's pretty sick.

[–]doomgoblin 1 point2 points ago

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Duckface

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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if duckfaces are for blowjobs, why is he making one?

[–]SteveSeeksArete 1 point2 points ago

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What if he is a member of a brotherhood of assassins hence his beard and underneath the baggy sweatshirt and clothes he is a huge monster who kills people with knives. For the silent component of killing. The cap, glasses and crappy clothing are just to cover his body armor and wounds after coming back from killing government officials in a far off land.

[–]AtomicDog1471 0 points1 point ago

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"brotherhood of assassins" is what he calls his fraternity.

[–]zieren2 1 point2 points ago

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Hmmm... still skeptic. That hat isn't nearly askew or flat-brimmed enough...

[–]pt4117 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking the curve in the brim ruins it for me.

[–]SKDVPM 0 points1 point ago

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It's subtle... but this guy's doing the duckface.

[–]stonedotjimmy 0 points1 point ago

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but...but...how?

[–]rghapro 0 points1 point ago

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But if that "beard" was in a video game, everyone would think it was badass, I bet.

[–]Oakley-Guy15 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand why douchebags love female shades. Women's oakley sell more to men than women, but that's Oakley. This dude is straight up rocking those Dior's.

[–]kaptainkobe 0 points1 point ago

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Reposts, meet your god

[–]randertoben 0 points1 point ago

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I am not clever so a lot of humor is lost on me. Who is the douche bag? Is it the man with the decorative beard trimming or the man who posts about it on the internet?

[–]jcsmooth52 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see a Tap Out shirt so he is only a minor demon.

[–]Rastachronic 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder what his beard would look like in a few weeks.

[–]AnotherDouchebag 0 points1 point ago

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I cannot and will not accept him as anything other than a demi-douche.

[–]Yesmar12 0 points1 point ago

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Hey thats my best friend

[–]Username720 0 points1 point ago

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DoucheLord

[–]LonelySpaceman 0 points1 point ago

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Is that an intricately shaved beard or just a cheap ass tribal tattoo?

[–]Contron -2 points-1 points ago

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He seems p. chill.

[–]cobberschmolezal -2 points-1 points ago

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he's not white enough