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[–]Ogow 69 points70 points ago

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What bad stewardess allowed the panda to sit in the emergency seats?

[–]youlikedajuice[S] 95 points96 points ago

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LMAO! I'm just picturing the situation where there is an issue on the plane and the panda is assisting passengers off the plane.

[–]jbillzz33 25 points26 points ago

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Everyone knows that Panda would be the first one off the plane. Pandas are selfish like that.

[–]Klinky1984 15 points16 points ago

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At least it's not a Honey Badger...

[–]AustinTreeLover 5 points6 points ago

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Typical Panda apologist, deflecting attention from the real threat.

[–]Klinky1984 3 points4 points ago

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Damn, I guess you can't be Bamboozled like the others!

[–]carpe_deez 0 points1 point ago

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Honey badger don't give a fuck.

[–]mattmwin 8 points9 points ago

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They have that sense of entitlement that they think comes with being endangered.

[–]MuggyFuzzball 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking he would stand at the exit and keep people from departing, being an aggressive animal and all. Everyone would die in the crash.

[–]argh_minecraft 8 points9 points ago

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yes! Thank you for that mental imagery! I love you.

[–]bluesatin 2 points3 points ago

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The panda would be the first off, pandas love slides.

[–]easyeight 1 point2 points ago

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Pandas have sharp claws and would likely tear the slide.

[–]seedywonder 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, its got thumbs. Kinda anyways. I reckon they could charge the cabin doors if necessary

[–]Wiggles420 0 points1 point ago

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The Panda was both willing and able to help in an emergency. The airline clearly couldn't afford any sort of prejudice.

[–]SeverePsychosis 39 points40 points ago

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whoa whoa whoa CONTEXT PLEASE

[–]LeoUrbis 30 points31 points ago

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Stuffed animal.

[–]jok5tr 9 points10 points ago

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No! You're a stuffed animal! Now stop trying to ruin this for me!

[–]Im_more_ignorant 18 points19 points ago

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That can eat.

[–]alpharaptor1 0 points1 point ago*

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probably part of the stuffed animal as well.

see, a panda with bamboo, sitting at just under 2ft http://www.lightinthebox.com/Hugging-Bamboo-Panda-Bear-Soft-Plush-Stuffed-Animal-Large--XM004-_p24812.html

[–]nathan1653 5 points6 points ago

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I am so angry that this is not a real panda passenger

[–]Javalanche1 0 points1 point ago

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"Umm... he's my guide panda"

[–]youlikedajuice[S] 82 points83 points ago

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My favorite part is that the pandathought ahead to bring some bamboo leaves for an on-board snack.

[–]Panda_Patrol 104 points105 points ago

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We always think ahead.

[–]PandaK00sh 28 points29 points ago

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::high five::

[–]omgwtfbbqpanda 19 points20 points ago

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I will eat you all!

[–]Panda_Patrol 0 points1 point ago

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I've got bodyguards, good luck trying to get near me to kill and eat me.

[–]Panda_Patrol 1 point2 points ago

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::low five::

[–]BunsTown 5 points6 points ago

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My favorite part is the pandas clear pants.

[–]Turning_Test_Fail 0 points1 point ago

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Well, yeah. They eat shoots and leave . . . and in this case by the emergency slide! Woosh!

[–]Kahre 49 points50 points ago

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Silly panda. How did you buy a ticket? You're not a person.

[–]Gobias_Industries 25 points26 points ago

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Seriously. I bet it doesn't even have a credit card.

[–]SlugsOnToast 5 points6 points ago

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You'd probably be surprised.

[–]AnInfiniteAmount 7 points8 points ago

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He thinks he's people.

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[–]iflychrysalis 0 points1 point ago

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That's what she said.

[–]GrantKish 65 points66 points ago

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I'm sick and tired of these mother fcking Pandas on this mother fcking plane!

[–]shitterplug 4 points5 points ago

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I'm sick and tired of these monkey fighting Pandas on this Monday to Friday plane!

FTFY

[–]ragetrololol 9 points10 points ago

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[–]jok5tr 4 points5 points ago

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That's less "sad" and more "ready to pounce" IMO...

[–]candygram4mongo 8 points9 points ago

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I've never really thought of pandas as being particularly pouncey. I mean, it's not like the bamboo can get away.

[–]whitealien 0 points1 point ago

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never saw Kung Fu Panda?

[–]candygram4mongo 4 points5 points ago

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No, I just wish I hadn't. Severe letdown after How to Train Your Dragon.

[–]rasori 5 points6 points ago

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Everything is a severe letdown after How to Train Your Dragon!

[–]Novelt_Acct 147 points148 points ago

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Who ever sold that ticket to that panda definitely got bamboozled

[–]BranchDavidian 77 points78 points ago

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the check-in desk must've been in pandamonium that day.

[–]tracerbullet__pi 31 points32 points ago

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I don't know how that man can bear it.

[–]IamSparticles 33 points34 points ago

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It's not exactly a black and white issue.

[–]Wiggles420 -4 points-3 points ago

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I heard they were so confused at check-in they upgraded him to First Class so they could panda to his needs.

[–]DefinitelyHittinOnYa 2 points3 points ago

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My first instinct was to correct your spelling and I almost got my grubby paws on the keyboard when I went this.

[–]BranchDavidian 4 points5 points ago

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it's always tough ignoring the red squiggly, but your resolve must be firm when making bad puns.

[–]youlikedajuice[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there

[–]behaaki 11 points12 points ago

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Wait, so how exactly is this a good idea? They expect that the panda will sit still and behave nicely for the duration of the flight? Nothing could go wrong, right?

[–]monkeyphonics 18 points19 points ago

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Have you ever seen a angry panda? I have not.

[–]sevendarkdays 0 points1 point ago*

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Here's one

On a side note though, a guy has actually been hurt by a panda cause he tried to hug it That same panda have attacked atleast 3 people now, all of them zoo visitors ending up in his cage somehow.

[–]f03nix 0 points1 point ago

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Just you know why .....

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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it's a stuffed animal.

[–]OK_Eric 4 points5 points ago

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My first thought was that it was a real panda, figuring that they probably drugged it up good. Now after a little reading I'm going with it's a stuffed panda.

[–]youlikedajuice[S] 6 points7 points ago

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They've also placed plastic bags around the pandas feet so it won't scratch the cushions of the seat

[–]MadeJustToSayThis 9 points10 points ago

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This is probably more for piss.

[–]robertodeltoro 2 points3 points ago

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Pandas eat low calorie, high fiber bamboo all day every day. They ordinarily defecate 40 times a day.

[–]alpharaptor1 1 point2 points ago

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probably the wrapper on the stuffed toy.

[–]HEADLINE-IN-5-YEARS 6 points7 points ago

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PANDA REMOVED FROM FLIGHT AFTER DRUNKEN DISTURBANCE

[–]Ninno 0 points1 point ago

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"I'll put it on your tab..."

[–]s1am 5 points6 points ago

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looks like a better seat mate than many I've had...

[–]rockmongoose 3 points4 points ago

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The only thing I can think of when I see a Panda these days

Never say no to Panda

[–]Daedalus256 3 points4 points ago

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That is immediately what I thought of as well! Just you know why....

[–]willykins 2 points3 points ago

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Can we get a source or some context?

[–]fabi_46 7 points8 points ago

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I found this, and according to the second response, it is real:

http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=50109

[–]SeverePsychosis 0 points1 point ago

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OH MY GOD I've spent the past day thinking this picture was of just a stuffed animal. You fabi_46 have just made my 2011.

[–]youlikedajuice[S] 9 points10 points ago

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Two Giant Panda's arrive at Edinburgh Zoo, the first to live in UK for 17 years. The picture is of its journey from China

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-16023328

[–]sumthingcool 6 points7 points ago

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I give you props for troll dedication but that is obviously a stuffed panda...

[–]youlikedajuice[S] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]nasaboy007 7 points8 points ago

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"Worse still, male pandas can prove lackadaisical. In 2007, keepers at Northern Thailand’s Chiang Mai Zoo resorted to sitting a male called Chuang Chuang in front of a TV showing raunchy videos of bears mating in an attempt to spark his interest."

Wat.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I assume there's some reason they don't just bust out the artificial insemination kit.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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yeah, it's a stuffed animal.

[–]preservepromiscuity 3 points4 points ago

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Nope. Chuck Testa!

[–]Athene_Wins 8 points9 points ago

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Hmmm... Looks like a stuffed animal to me.

[–]larabar 2 points3 points ago

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It's Squee Squee the panda!

[–]bigweiner 2 points3 points ago

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Panda Express.

[–]Warriorlem 5 points6 points ago

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My favorite part is PANDA...That is all.

[–]hogimusPrime 5 points6 points ago

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Also.... panda.

[–]jok5tr 2 points3 points ago

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Ah...almost missed that part.

[–]Black0uTx 1 point2 points ago

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Its clear that you guys are overlooking panda, so your favorite part should be panda.

[–]SpartaWillBurn 2 points3 points ago

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No no no...my favorite part was at 6:10 in the panda video when they showed the Panda sitting.

[–]CheeeeEEEEse 1 point2 points ago

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Why does the panda get all the extra leg room that the exit row provides? Fuck, they even throw kids out of the exit row.

[–]Krankenflegel 1 point2 points ago

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Awww, he thinks he's people...

[–]Parkinsonxc 1 point2 points ago

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I see no panda in this picture. Just a small, odd looking child.

[–]PeacekeeperAl 1 point2 points ago

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Huh. I thought it was Robert Smith

[–]walkingwithstyle 1 point2 points ago

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So let me get this straight, I'm not allowed to have a water bottle on a plane, but this dude is allowed to have a freaking panda!?

[–]9babydill 1 point2 points ago

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[–]corriek1975 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, stuffed animals are good at that.

[–]WhoFan 1 point2 points ago

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I would not stop turning around to look at it... I mean, ITS A PANDA..... ON A "PLANE"!!!! That I'm on (if I were on it)

[–]itsawar 1 point2 points ago

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This confirms my theory that 9/11 was orchestrated entirely by pandas. BEARORRISM

[–]AnxAlbumxCover 1 point2 points ago

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holy FUCK! Look at the picture again. There's a panda on a plane! FUCK!

[–]BecciLikesToast 0 points1 point ago

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Can't go wrong with a panda.

[–]DeathByCarousel 0 points1 point ago

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Just...you know whyyyyyy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4

[–]silentphantom 0 points1 point ago

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get down from there panda, you're not a bird! you don't even have wings.

[–]Nvveen 0 points1 point ago

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Here I was expecting to see a human resembling a panda.

[–]akfreedo 0 points1 point ago

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lol silly panda, stop that

[–]Kellboy69 0 points1 point ago

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that is VERY unsettling...

[–]SplotchEleven 0 points1 point ago

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Excuse me Stewardess, could you please make this a Diet Bamboo? No, diet... ehhh. This is fine. No worries. Really, this is fine.

[–]foreskin_hoodie 0 points1 point ago

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Amy want green drop drink.

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

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As a tall person, I just want to say: Fuck you, panda. Your legs don't even reach the end of the seat, you would be just as comfortable in the back row. Save the exit row for tall people/pandas.

[–]klobster 0 points1 point ago

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If the stewardess offers you some cream cheese. you better take the cream cheese...

[–]omg2k 0 points1 point ago

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I always feel safer knowing there's a panda in the exit row in case of emergency.

[–]weeniemonster 0 points1 point ago

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It's so fluffehh!

No, really, it's looks really fluffy.

[–]SaintCrouton 0 points1 point ago

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All the money we've spent on defense, and pandas STILL manage to get on our planes. Ridiculous.

[–]enjoithelrg 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, panda, you so silly.

[–]Pandasx 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a panda!

[–]sayiwont 0 points1 point ago

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that abed is so funny

[–]Mr_Question 0 points1 point ago

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BUY THE CHEESE... JUST EAT THE DAMN CHEESE!

[–]BroskydaGreat 0 points1 point ago

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MEANWHILE, IN THE SKIES OVER CHINA...

[–]jutct 0 points1 point ago

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Dumb panda. We just want to hug you, not feed you peanuts.

[–]Code_For_Food 0 points1 point ago

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It's obviously not a stuffed animal. I once took four loose raccoons on a plane. As long as they get to count the money you pay for five seat, the airlines don't care what sits there.

[–]pandatrainer 0 points1 point ago

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It's OK, I'm the guy next to the panda.

[–]theorganicpanic 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see a panda. I just see 2 humans.

[–]cosmoninja 0 points1 point ago

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bitches love pandas on planes

[–]vagrantwade 0 points1 point ago

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It doesn't even look real. Or perhaps it's just the cleanest whitest panda of all time.

[–]esoteric311 0 points1 point ago

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what the actual fuck?

[–]Deracination 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think they understand: there's a fucking bear on the plane.

[–]Alexander-The-Less 0 points1 point ago

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Why are you wearing that stupid panda suit?

[–]techgal82 0 points1 point ago

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So, by the powerful logics of Kirk Cameron, humans must have evolved from pandas.

[–]banjaloupe 0 points1 point ago

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It's Bear Force One all over again!

[–]sinisterff 0 points1 point ago

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Just... you... know why...

[–]listenheretwinkletit 0 points1 point ago

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Weird things happen on The Plane.

[–]TheBoxX 0 points1 point ago

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Looks to me more like a human pretending to be a panda pretending to be a human.

[–]rarkai -1 points0 points ago

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Am I the only one that sees that this is a stuffed animal? or did i just miss the sarcasm of all of these comments?

[–]NinjaCupcake -2 points-1 points ago

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Context: This is one of two Giant Pandas arriving at Edinburgh Zoo, the first to live in UK for 17 years. This photo was taken during the journey to from China. More info

[–]alpharaptor1 0 points1 point ago*

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not it wasn't, it's a stuffed toy, you can see the plastic bag around it's feet and the black and white don't show and variation in shade. and i'm actually having trouble finding a real or fake panda with a round nose.

[–]NinjaCupcake 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't the plastic bag meant to stop the panda from scratching things?

[–]alpharaptor1 0 points1 point ago

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it's to prevent the plush toy from getting dirty before it's sold.

[–]monkey_zen -1 points0 points ago

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I'd like the vegan meal please.

[–]NitroMeth -2 points-1 points ago

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Is it bad that after I saw the picture, I re-read the link as prane?

[–]mc_lil_bizz -1 points0 points ago

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AHHHHH I WAS LATE DAMNIT HATE THIS WEBSITE SLOW DOWN I KEEL YOU