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[–]CaptinPlanted 35 points36 points ago

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obviously photo shopped. you can't even see the camera.

[–]Lrv0 -1 points0 points ago

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Where's the duck face?

[–]remvegas 2 points3 points ago

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its now called blowjob face so ya know...

[–]Lrv0 0 points1 point ago

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Well that would explain the downvotes... I hope

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 71 points72 points ago

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[–]Malgas 7 points8 points ago

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I don't know, shouldn't a mirror of a mirror have more Droste effect?

[–]jesset77 1 point2 points ago

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upvote for cocoa :D

[–]densetsu23 0 points1 point ago

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You look fineYoulookfineYoulookfine

[–]Always_Upvotes_Cats -5 points-4 points ago

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Actual laughter was produced

[–]ZombieKingKong 1 point2 points ago

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It lied, I had a smear of feces on my face.

[–]bluejayne 14 points15 points ago

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Stop patronizing me, wall.

[–]gnarbucketz 4 points5 points ago

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What my face had just been mauled by a wolf?

Checkmate, "mirror."

[–]ilikayou 10 points11 points ago

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Fine as in ok, or fine as in sexy?

[–]will_at_work 34 points35 points ago

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probably fine as in ok. Otherwise it would have said "You look fffffiiiiiiiiiiiine"

[–]jasmaree 5 points6 points ago

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Foine.

[–]DaCeph 0 points1 point ago

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Fizzoine?

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 2 points3 points ago

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"daaayum"

[–]scribbling_des 1 point2 points ago

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A guy told me the other night that he had always thought I was fine and I had to ask him, "fine as in okay or fine as in the mid-90s?"

[–]simplystunned 3 points4 points ago

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Yoooou look mahhhveelous.

[–]elperroborrachotoo 0 points1 point ago

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It was supposed to say "fineable"; but those second chance cops aren't exactly hot for words.

[–]Nagasaki_Kid 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, I guess I'm a soap dispenser.

[–]Tartantyco 2 points3 points ago

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No you don't look fine; there's some white crud in the corner of your mouth, there's some crusty stuff in your eye, and there's food between your teeth, but because some dick took down the mirror you won't know that.

[–]jumpingpomegranate 4 points5 points ago

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TIL I look fine.

[–]solomon_pale 3 points4 points ago

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There's a dive bar I went to in college where the bathrooms were completely trashed. Holes in the sheetrock, wallpaper torn off, the whole 9 yards. Where the mirror should have been, somebody had scrawled "YOU LOOK FUCKING MAHVELOUS!" Such a shame that the place was renovated.

[–]ReachingHorizons 1 point2 points ago

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Either that, or the wall is hitting on you.

[–]arab_mamba96 1 point2 points ago

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I really want to see what it says above the " you look fine."

[–]beefinbed 1 point2 points ago

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how is some website claiming this photo now? I'm 90% positive a friend of mine took this photo. This is in the bathroom of an Irish Pub in Duluth, Minnesota. I have the same picture on my phone.

[–]CherenkovBlue 0 points1 point ago

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by that logic cant he also have that picture on his phone? no reason poster couldnt have just seen it in that bathroom

[–]benjags 1 point2 points ago

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you look green

[–]Tattered 1 point2 points ago

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That's actually a soap dispenser

[–]power__bottom 1 point2 points ago

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ok this is cute and all, but what if you had a booger or something in your teeth or your hair's fucked and you wouldn't know except you happened to look up while you were washing your hands? scumbag wall

[–]Fredo5227 0 points1 point ago

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I would hate having a booger in my teeth, or food in my nose.

[–]power__bottom 1 point2 points ago

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oh drunk redditing why do i do this to myself

[–]Gunslingermomo 1 point2 points ago

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Most efficient bar mirror ever... Title FIXED.

[–]bjornosaurus 1 point2 points ago

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Mens bathroom, Carmody Irish Pub, Duluth Minnesota

[–]ODIRiKRON 0 points1 point ago

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Was just going to say - it's missing the heart shape drawn around it now.

[–]MOS95B[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I must go and see it in person now!! (I'm in Minneapolis)

[–]Shavingryansprivates 4 points5 points ago

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I posted this a while back....funny how it gets around. proof

[–]Shavingryansprivates 0 points1 point ago

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The fully thing, is I also took the picture =) I didn't just find it on the internets.

[–]NonPermissive 3 points4 points ago

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Actually I think I might have something in my teeth and was hoping a mirror would help me get it out, but, uh, thanks.

[–]txrangers2011 3 points4 points ago

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It's from The Chive, so probably stolen of Reddit to begin with.

[–]Fxckyorkcity 6 points7 points ago

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not another picture of text

[–]forever_erratic 2 points3 points ago

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Correct, it is not another picture of text.

Judging by your even amount of up/downvotes, you've made a half-glass full of water. Half think hooray! NOT another picture of text! Half think fuck, not ANOTHER picture of text!

[–]sodope 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't ask.

[–]MisinterpretsTheJoke 1 point2 points ago

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Oh yeah, because there's a soap dispenser where the mirror should be. And people really need to start washing their hands more and staring at their disease-ridden faces less.

[–]boatplane 1 point2 points ago

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Wish I did.

[–]popiyo 0 points1 point ago

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Feelin' fine.

[–]DevilYouKnow 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sarahmarie5 0 points1 point ago

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did anyone else read this as if they were a ghetto black girl talking to an attractive male?

[–]sayiwont 0 points1 point ago

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for a soap dispenser

[–]ErmBern 0 points1 point ago

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That's actually precise but not necessarily accurate.

[–]rawbamatic 0 points1 point ago

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Only fine?

[–]dfinch 0 points1 point ago

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Fabulous, is more like it.

[–]aoeui-dhtns 0 points1 point ago*

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What if it's a one-way mirror

//°o°\\

Turned backwards?

[–]Randy_Tutelage 0 points1 point ago

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Why is that sink not level, its bothering me.

[–]Always_Upvotes_Cats 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't funny, it's beautiful

[–]aquanautic 0 points1 point ago

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But what if I have a nose bleed?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Trust me. You look fine.

[–]Squeak_Squeakum 0 points1 point ago

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I wish all mirrors could be like this. But then how would anyone take their Facebook profile pictures??

[–]TheQuintessentialEmo 0 points1 point ago

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This is what ugly people actually believe.

[–]xOois -1 points0 points ago

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I'd say that it is a lot better with that text than without.

[–]PretendsToKnowThings -1 points0 points ago

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That wall's got a slick pick up line. Too bad I'm straight.

[–]Vee_Vee -2 points-1 points ago

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You must have no mirrors...damn.

[–]diggernaught -2 points-1 points ago

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NO try: You look as you do, move along.