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[–]shitterplug 8 points9 points ago

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That red text...

[–]Conquestador 0 points1 point ago

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What meme is this? I can't remember the name, but there are some funny ones.

[–]DaCeph -2 points-1 points ago

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[Dat ass?](knowyourmeme.com/memes/dat-ass)

[–]KidCaine 2 points3 points ago

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Nope. Hipster Edits.

[–]Conquestador 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks! I was wondering.

[–]ireallylikecake 6 points7 points ago

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but if you eat it.....you are again forever alone

[–]gigitrix 2 points3 points ago

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"I thought this was supposed to be spearmint flavour, not crushing bitter lonelyness :/"

[–]omfghi2u -4 points-3 points ago

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NOM... awwwwww :(

[–]rednender 5 points6 points ago

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"It's dangerous to go alone, take this."

[–]Rab_Legend -2 points-1 points ago

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Damnit you beat me there

[–]bookofnerds 5 points6 points ago

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What a nice sentimint.

[–]sheknowsitzamulTpass 2 points3 points ago

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A breath of fresh air, truly.

[–]loudnessproblems 12 points13 points ago

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fresher alone

[–]jakfischer 9 points10 points ago

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...and in mint condition

[–]Chewie316 2 points3 points ago

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That mint is a slut!!! I had it yesterday!

[–]Icefyrex 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Beer_Is_Food 1 point2 points ago

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Forever alone will put anything in their mouth.

[–]Sokend 1 point2 points ago

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This picture reminded me that I did have a mint in my pocket.

Now I am alone...

[–]bluetoyoutoo 1 point2 points ago

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I want more of these

[–]knocklessmonster 1 point2 points ago

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I had hundreds of friends, but I slowly ate them all, one by one.

[–]Sewermutt 0 points1 point ago

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Little do you know they trained some dogs to follow the scent of that mint and let them loose in your area.

[–]dbasinge 0 points1 point ago

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From the Wilson mint company.

[–]michallewtak 0 points1 point ago

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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

[–]n777athan 0 points1 point ago

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Bitches love fresh breath. Mint gives you fresh breath, therefore bitches, and therefore you are no longer forever alone.

[–]okhowboutthisone 0 points1 point ago

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magic eye

[–]Zcarp 0 points1 point ago

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This is funny? Pun thread was funnier than this.

[–]theawesomelucas 0 points1 point ago

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56

[–]strippy 0 points1 point ago

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What if it was a stressed-out parent that finally had a couple of minutes to themselves.

[–]cdeyarmond 0 points1 point ago

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not going to lie, as soon as i clicked on the link, "you're not alone" by saosin came on. weird.

[–]u83rmensch 0 points1 point ago

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its dangerous to go alone..

[–]koogoro1 0 points1 point ago

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Take this! It's dangerous to go alone!

[–]ekolis 0 points1 point ago

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Please remember that the Aperture Science Flavored Companion Mint is not actually sentient, and will not threaten to stab you. Any evidence to the contrary is merely the result of your hallucinations due to lack of food.