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[–]jedberg[Δ] 225 points226 points ago

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Man, they got a water cooler since I left!

[–]Teenage_Whore_Moans[S] 62 points63 points ago

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Yeah but the kitty litter in the bathroom is worse than ever.

[–]Custodian_Carl -3 points-2 points ago*

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The Whore Moans are awesome btw

Edit: Wall of a Song for those not in the fold

[–]ketralnis[Δ] 40 points41 points ago

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And more cats than our previous record for number of employees

[–]jedberg 6 points7 points ago

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True, but cats are cheaper than most of us (spladug excluded of course).

[–]ketralnis 7 points8 points ago

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I can't believe they put a tabby in my desk. The nerve.

[–]jedberg 8 points9 points ago

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At least the cat in your desk is capable of movement. I was replaced with an immobile object!

[–]ketralnis 5 points6 points ago

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Sure, but I was talking about things that have changed ;)

[–]jedberg 7 points8 points ago

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Did you just call me fat?

[–]ketralnis 5 points6 points ago

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I'm actually not sure. I tried to come up with something mildly insulting with no factual basis. I guess fat is a good bet, then.

So yes. I called you fat.

[–]jedberg 10 points11 points ago

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Well. You're uh. Smelly. Yeah. You're smelly.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You're both terrible. Super terrible.

[–]sgt_shizzles 4 points5 points ago

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These cats are actually outsourced technical support. Note the headsets.

You can call and try to discuss the difference between a 504 and a 502, but all you hear is meowing.

It's wonderfully effective.

[–]joedonut 0 points1 point ago

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You can call and try to discuss the difference between a 504 and a 502, but all you hear is meowing.

Obviously all 504's then. You know the rhyme, don't you?

504 meow some more, 502 something something Teenage Whore Moans.

[–]anotherbozo 11 points12 points ago

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Why is your username red?

[–]a_redditor 69 points70 points ago

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That means that he used to be an admin, but he left us for Netflix because he's a stupid douchebag.....

I miss you Jedberg!!! Please come back!!! I'm sorry I called you a stupid douchebag!!!

[–]forgot_old_account 16 points17 points ago

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i second that... please come back stupid douchebag

[–]canadian_stig 1 point2 points ago

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Can he at least fix my account first before he comes back? Stupid Netflix won't let me activate my Xbox.

[–]jedberg 2 points3 points ago

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Did you call Customer Service? They can usually fix those things right quick.

[–]ketralnis 9 points10 points ago

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Bullshit. I called to complain about the new Star Wars movies and they said they couldn't do anything about inherent plot holes.

[–]jedberg 5 points6 points ago

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Well you can't just make stuff up. You have to complain about things that actually exist.

[–]Xanthan81 1 point2 points ago

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So the prequels don't exist? Does that meant they were all in our heads? We imagined that George Lucas ruined Star Wars? WHATARELIEF!

[–]rossiFan 0 points1 point ago

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right quick, you say?

[–]jedberg 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed.

[–]jedberg 6 points7 points ago

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I miss all you douchebags too!

[–]woofiegrrl 7 points8 points ago

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If you mouseover the delta next to his username, it says "admin emeritus" so I'm going to bet it has to do with that.

[–]notanon 5 points6 points ago

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Sexual favors get you far around here.

[–]thebaysix -2 points-1 points ago

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No reason, he's just another bozo.

[–]Boreal_girl 2 points3 points ago

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What a bunch of pussies.

[–]Goradan 1 point2 points ago

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Seems more like a milk cooler, and it makes the whole thing even more awesome.

[–]solarnova 1 point2 points ago

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Meow can I Help You?

[–]ge6ko911 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god, 6 years! FUCKING BOW!

[–]TarBarrel 0 points1 point ago

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Something white in it. Looks more like milk cooler.

[–]thenuge26 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe if you hadn't got your reddit name on CNN they would have gotten you a water cooler...

[–]gromenawer 58 points59 points ago

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Business cat's office

[–]coconimula 63 points64 points ago

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Please be on time.

[–]arrowheadt 10 points11 points ago

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Can someone please clean the break room microwave?

[–]Wormhog 3 points4 points ago

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Your mom does NOT work here!

[–]workroom 0 points1 point ago

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PLEASE STOP STEALING FOOD! (I spit in mine! Enjoy!)

And I want my nice Tupperware back!!!

[–]Neoko 1 point2 points ago

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Do you like my new tie?

[–]Taibo 4 points5 points ago

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HELLO

YES THIS IS CAT

[–]questionableadvice 3 points4 points ago

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"I mean, I'm not saying I mind people flirting in the office. All I'm saying is there's a more subtle way of doing it than sticking your ass in the air every 10 seconds. If your pen is that slippery, go get a new one from the supply clawset."

[–]glook 3 points4 points ago

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The refrigerator will be cleaned out every Friday at 5 pm. Take your stuff home or you will LOSE IT!

[–]Tonymontana655 0 points1 point ago

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Well shit, I still need someone to share all this bacon with...

[–]FourFingeredMartian -1 points0 points ago

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You need to go back to the sensitivity training everyone knows glook's religious beliefs forbid bacon.

[–]ThePengwin 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MoeHimself 26 points27 points ago

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TIL 2 out of every 5 cats can't move. We must do something to stop this epidemic.

[–]blue-yoshi 21 points22 points ago

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Nope, just Chuck Testa helping with some extras.

[–]moogmania 9 points10 points ago

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So adorably relevant

Also one in English (but I like the French one better....Le Chaton)

[–]busydoinnothin 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously one of my favorite commercials (comeowrcials?) anyway, always brings a smile when I watch it.

[–]kevLAXpro 35 points36 points ago

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As brilliant as this is, did anyone notice the username Teenage_Whore_Moans ?

[–]ultragnomecunt 26 points27 points ago

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Why, nothing's wrong with that.

[–]Bugsybear 19 points20 points ago

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Says ultragnomecunt, of course.

[–]stillalone 5 points6 points ago

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because ultragnomecunts cause teenage_whore_moans, bugsybear.

[–]kevLAXpro 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Teenage_Whore_Moans[S] 36 points37 points ago

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I think it's safe to say that I noticed it.

[–]vaginal_cream 9 points10 points ago

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I've seen worse.

[–]GeneralWarts 13 points14 points ago

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I finally feel like I fit in around you guys!

[–]funknut 0 points1 point ago

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It's like a combination of Hole's Teenage Whore and Nirvana's Hormoaning.

[–]flinxsl 0 points1 point ago

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portmanteau of a portmanteau?

[–]dressedAsDog 2 points3 points ago

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What? You expected her to take it silently?

[–]JayKaos 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it said "teenage whore moms". It took typing that out to realize how wrong that is.

[–]HuricaneRetarded 15 points16 points ago

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Reddit hasnt gone down in awhile, i think the cats are getting smarter.

[–]haiku_robot 4 points5 points ago

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Reddit hasnt gone down 
in awhile, i think the cats 
are getting smarter.

[–]jedberg 6 points7 points ago

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You just haven't been paying attention. :)

[–]faulks 0 points1 point ago

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We are becoming increasingly efficient at cat-based companies.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 17 points18 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Tumblr should be able to handle massive requests.

[–]ZeekySantos 15 points16 points ago

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it's more about the fact that some people cannot access content from tumblr, like people in china. Such as me.

[–]Boreal_girl 4 points5 points ago

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Yabbut, how many people actually live in China?

Nevermind.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, that sounds plausible.

[–]offdah3z 2 points3 points ago

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I can't access tumblr at work.

[–]jostler57 2 points3 points ago

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WHY ARE THERE 4 CATS THAT DON'T MOVE AT ALL? ARE THEY STUFFED?

[–]Lincolns_Hat[!] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this

[–]thevillian 5 points6 points ago

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"So, you're telling me Reddit is down right meow?"

[–]sonicdeathwalrus 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Tokeli 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not even in that country but I want their service. ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Source?

[–]godjammit 6 points7 points ago

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Sauce is needed.

[–]RXG4 8 points9 points ago

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[–]danielk82 14 points15 points ago

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[–]woofiegrrl 2 points3 points ago

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Dear god I love this commercial so much.

[–]pikminion 1 point2 points ago

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All of their deals must come with strings attached.

[–]domingog 0 points1 point ago

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There's a lot of pussy footing around in that office.

[–]AsWeKnowIt 1 point2 points ago

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Does... Does that middle cat have a mustache?!?!?!

[–]serotoninflood 1 point2 points ago

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As soon as I read this, I said to myself, "DOES!?! the middle cat have a mustacheio?" After watching it once more, the verdict is in. Yes, yes that tiny little furry munchkin has a cg mustache.

[–]kylethehobo 1 point2 points ago

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[–]asianfatboy 1 point2 points ago

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Is that white cat in the upper right corner high?

[–]GHOSThit 1 point2 points ago

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The Awww-fice.

[–]rudditte 1 point2 points ago

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[Source]

The commercial for this phone company conclude by "And because we know that you like Internet commercial with kittens, we decided to make a commercial, on Internet, with kittens".

And after that it says "Miaw Miaw Miaw Miaw Miawou".

[–]rubacava 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like they ate the mice.

[–]InfectedSunshine 0 points1 point ago

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I want to work there so badly!!!

[–]Shepher 0 points1 point ago

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How does this get downvotes!?

[–]Variable303 0 points1 point ago

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Where is dog?

[–]vienna_calling 0 points1 point ago

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I guess the vacant chair in the front right corner belongs to Professor Butterscotch who was invited to the Daily Show that day?

[–]theropod 0 points1 point ago

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There should be some baby owls and chameleons in there...

[–]Mark_Logan 0 points1 point ago

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Well, given this new development, I am surprised at the server up-time.

[–]donodank 0 points1 point ago

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I need these guys to help me at work

[–]Dawn_Of_The_Dave 0 points1 point ago

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I work with that miserable ginger bastard in the middle. He steals food from the fridge too.

[–]SliceOfButter 0 points1 point ago

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I've been on reddit for a few months...

Still don't understand what's with you guys and cats.

Carry on, gents.

[–]jezmck 0 points1 point ago

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pussy, lol

ಠ_ಠ

[–]thedoodooman 0 points1 point ago

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I see that commercial all the time here in france, its a canalsat or canal+ commercial.I remember the first line was " Salut les chatons!".

[–]serotoninflood 0 points1 point ago

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Makes sense as to why they work Caturday.

[–]jezmck 0 points1 point ago

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Another GIF that would be much better if it reversed back to the beginning.

[–]Slivilth 0 points1 point ago

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I see you've concocted up a Speed-like surveillance camera loop. So long as you're taller than your boss, you'll be fine.

[–]pov_dave 0 points1 point ago

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I'll be at reddit HQ in San Francisco tomorrow, I'll [confirm] weather this is true or not.

[–]pov_dave 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty much was spot on, only with more nerf guns and candy.

[–]sryguys 0 points1 point ago

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I wish we had a live web cam of cats on headsets.

[–]butterisbetter 0 points1 point ago

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That's why they never answer the phones. No thumbs.

[–]Nomnomnomitron 0 points1 point ago

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They don't look very motivated. Time to start a catastrophe.

[–]Custodian_Carl 0 points1 point ago

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I don't believe there is that much pussy in that place over a week

[–]foxhound0001 0 points1 point ago

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Some of those cats seem to be stuffed.

[–]Lunchable_ 0 points1 point ago

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NEEEDS MORE CATS

[–]spj36 0 points1 point ago

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and so I called Reddit's customer service and...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You always find the best pussy in the call center.

[–]Clarkeyisafox 0 points1 point ago

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I like the bit with the kitties

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

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How did they get all those cats to relatively behave at the same time?

[–]deltwalrus 0 points1 point ago

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I call bs. None of them are fapping.

[–]countrybuhbuh 0 points1 point ago

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I am so allergic to cats I sneezed when i saw this picture. LOL

[–]Thepunk28 0 points1 point ago

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I see 4 cats that are frozen in time in that gif.

[–]djstephaniebell 0 points1 point ago

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I want to go to there

[–]caternet 0 points1 point ago

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You found us!

[–]willneu97 0 points1 point ago

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This was from a french commercial, I can't remember what for though. I remember seeing it in French Class this year.

[–]unoriginalusername 0 points1 point ago

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My face would be clawed to hell if I even tried to put a tiny headset on my cats.

Probably worth it, though.

[–]al0newestand 0 points1 point ago

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reddit user base.

[–]moogull 0 points1 point ago

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lollllllllllllll

[–]StolperStomper 0 points1 point ago

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This at least explains what they mean when "the hampsters stopped running" and the servers went down.

[–]winterorange 0 points1 point ago

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4 cats are dead.

[–]enjoithelrg 0 points1 point ago

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GET BACK TO WORK MR. SNUGGLES!

[–]Elmindreda_Farshaw 0 points1 point ago

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I was really expecting one of them to say Huh?

[–]a-good-username 0 points1 point ago

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seems legit

[–]Wang_Davenport 0 points1 point ago

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Those cats are probably nailed to those chairs...

[–]mAc1d -3 points-2 points ago

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Its funny because reddit likes cats..hehe I get it...ITS FUNNY

[–]thewhitegandhi13 -1 points0 points ago

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Is that cacti in the background?

[–]ghostofanimus -1 points0 points ago

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Agreed.

[–]Jeffroiscool -2 points-1 points ago

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They, they....

THEY'RE SO CUUUUUUTE <3