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[–]thatblondebird 49 points50 points ago

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downvote flood -- let's bankrupt OP (downvote = $1 more, is assumed not stated)

[–]GiggityGiggidy 3 points4 points ago

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A fool and his money are soon parted

[–]blrmkeraa 7 points8 points ago

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Nah, let's get way above 3000 and see if OP will go beat the shit out of him and steal his wallet

[–]WarPhalange 15 points16 points ago

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YEAH LET'S PHYSICALLY HURT JUSTIN BIEBER BECAUSE WE DON'T ENJOY HIS MUSIC LOLOLOL!

[–]tbmafia36 4 points5 points ago

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Who said anything about his music? The rules were $1 less for every upvote. If it goes above 3000 then legitimately justin bieber owes it to him.

[–]tushay -2 points-1 points ago

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I can't read you post without shouting laugh out loud out loud out loud, in my head. LOL damn brain

[–]HustlerThug 1 point2 points ago

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So goddamn tired of these karma-whoring post. They're basically offering money to someone for karma.

[–]Luna079[!] 1 point2 points ago*

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Let's be real here, OP very likely never had any intention to donate money. I'm still going to downvote this post not just because of that issue, but because this is unoriginal, it's not funny, this type of posts has been spammed lately, I personally think these posts need to go back to /r/circlejerk, and unlike some of the other similar posts, this one by Blissrat was solely posted for the purpose of karma whoring rather than any actual donations. I'm sure most could agree on my last statement due to the unnecessary imgur link rather than a self post.

[–]BigTex21 0 points1 point ago

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agreed

[–]yudo 28 points29 points ago

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Fuck you OP

[–]ThizzleHat 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck your wallet! Downvote

[–]bananapanther 29 points30 points ago

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Karma whore alert!

[–]dontreadme 13 points14 points ago

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The alarms go off:

  • Justin Bieber bashing, that shit is old + just ignore him if you don't like him
  • posted as an imgur link for no reason... except maybe link karma?

[–]tushay 0 points1 point ago

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You or OP?

[–]bananapanther -2 points-1 points ago

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What better opportunity to karma whore than on a karma whore post? :D

[–]tushay 2 points3 points ago

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What better an opportunity to karma whore than on a karma whoring post, karma whoring from a karma whoring post, that is karma whoring from from the another karma whoring post that's karma whoring from the original karma whoring post!

[–]bananapanther 0 points1 point ago

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Here have an upvote

[–]rochambeau 17 points18 points ago

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Fuck off.

[–]dayjawb 22 points23 points ago

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You're not gonna donate shit.

Downvotes.

[–]metaljunkie 6 points7 points ago

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two possible outcomes *you get karma and troll us by not having to donate *no upvotes, we troll you

[–]chefanubis 12 points13 points ago

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I don't give a fuck about your money, that's your own business.

[–]Nyxenon 4 points5 points ago

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Blissrat must have made a bet with someone that he could get upvotes for a Justin Bieber picture on Reddit.

[–]apeters42 8 points9 points ago

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stupid fucking post

[–]Ride_My_Walmart_Pony 11 points12 points ago

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I hope you get your house foreclosed on.

[–]1htaehn 2 points3 points ago

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Options:

  1. upvote in the hopes that Bieber gets less money
  2. downvote so that fewer redditors have to see his face.

Choice: IDGAF

[–]tonywartooth 3 points4 points ago

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You are fucking stupid and irritating.

[–]gibsoberglu 13 points14 points ago

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You're a terrible person.

[–]tyler197802198 5 points6 points ago

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I find it more amusing to consider you being forced to donate to Justin Bieber than to consider you getting upvotes for posting a picture of him on Reddit.

[–]DoorKnob22 2 points3 points ago

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What happens when/if you go over 3000 upvotes?

[–]Fil_pano 1 point2 points ago

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He'll go to his house and steal the amount?

[–]Rab_Legend -5 points-4 points ago

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UPVOTE MORE NOW!

[–]y0haN 2 points3 points ago

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Let the downvotes commence.

[–]GIGAR 4 points5 points ago

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Remember to post the receipt.

[–]Lunok 2 points3 points ago

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cunt

[–]PlNGAS 3 points4 points ago

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This is a seemingly clever way to whore karma, since people before did self reddits, and those don't receive karma...

[–]TheRedTzar 1 point2 points ago

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Sucks to be you...

[–]EdwardNygma 1 point2 points ago

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I downvoted because I will not allow you to pay for karma.

[–]DancesWithBovine 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure this fad should have died by now....

[–]n99bJedi 3 points4 points ago

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You're a day late!

[–]calciferlikesbacon 3 points4 points ago

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HAHA TIS FUNY CUZ IT JUSTIN BEIBER

[–]lmmediateRetort 0 points1 point ago

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Don't upvote. Let him throw his money at the Bieber.

[–]imbe 1 point2 points ago

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For every downvote this thread gets, I will do a double frontal roundhousekick to biebers midgetface

[–]sexandpopsicles 0 points1 point ago

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tough break guy, adding the downvotes to the upvotes and bieber would have to pay you.

[–]Daedalus256 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, you're screwed.

[–]mrhhug 0 points1 point ago

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you have to count total down votes not net.

[–]Atomyk 0 points1 point ago

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So if everybody downs votes you, you'll lose money for being a douche?

[–]skjenolc 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck everything about this.

[–]kungffffuuuuu 0 points1 point ago

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[–]FollowingTheHivemind 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you OP. Karma whore. Dumbass post.

[–]TheBrohemian 0 points1 point ago

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Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]Zucker_spoon 0 points1 point ago

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I do not negotiate with terrorists.

[–]mothramantra 0 points1 point ago

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umadbro?

[–]knobcheez 0 points1 point ago

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karma whoring at its best

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So, why isn't this thread in r/circlejerk, where it should be?

[–]jbrand1 0 points1 point ago

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If you don't come through with some proof, you will lose your internet integrity forever.

[–]PumpValve 0 points1 point ago

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OXYMORON: internet integrity

[–]lrdwnstnrk -2 points-1 points ago

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OP doent have $3000 and Bieber doesnt have asthma. Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls and everyone is getting rich, except for me: a genuine asthmatic who has had like 2 asthma attacks in the past month. its not that big a deal...

[–]ethics- -2 points-1 points ago

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Not..sure..whether to downvote or upvote...

[–]momster 0 points1 point ago

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You were at one upvote and two downvotes. I upvoted you to bring you back to zero. Just following your lead!

[–]DoctorBiscuits -1 points0 points ago

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You're going to owe Justin Bieber a LOT of money.

[–]Th3m4ni4c -5 points-4 points ago

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Finally someone who got it right!