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[–]Anshrew 37 points38 points ago

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That's a hamster not a mouse.

[–]hattmarrington 63 points64 points ago

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Doesn't matter, had sex.

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[–]CptSpiffyPanda 7 points8 points ago

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Doesn't matter, had sex.

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[–]CptSpiffyPanda 2 points3 points ago

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Still counts.

[–]Strawcrazyman 0 points1 point ago

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Wouldn't it be racist if it wasn't okay with a mouse as a lover?

[–]ANewAccountCreated 5 points6 points ago

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No inter-species loving allowed? Prude.

[–]igorchitect 0 points1 point ago

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CLOSE ENOUGH.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Intelli 1.1, best mouse to play CS with. EVER.

[–]9babydill 0 points1 point ago

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truth

[–]Teknofobe 8 points9 points ago

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That is a Siberian Hamster. I used to raise them.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I've had like ten of those fuckers. They kick ass.

[–]awp2 13 points14 points ago

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I had 2, a male and a female. They had babies, female killed the male, ate the babies and died...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Yeaaaah...they'll do that. That's why I only had one at a time.

[–]jettrscga 5 points6 points ago

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Damn nature, you scary

[–]dubrey 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]johnq-pubic 1 point2 points ago*

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I had a similar experience while trying to breed hampsters as a kid.
Yesterday 8 babies .... today 7. They must be escaping. Nope

[–]Teknofobe 2 points3 points ago

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The ones I had were like fucking ninjas. I had a Hartz cage and the little bastards could jump up, unlock it, pop the lid open, and escape. I had to start leaving a book on top.

[–]Quazz 1 point2 points ago

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I used to have a regular hamster and he had this plastic cage and bit through the plastic and escaped.

Also the siberian hamsters I have now frequently climb up the bars to the top and start doing monkey bars swings.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man. We used to tie the opening of the cage shut with a tie-wrap...then one of them learned to chew through it. Time for a new strategy, eh?

[–]CowFu 0 points1 point ago

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make it possible, yet ever harder, then record the obstacle course with mission impossible music in the background.

[–]Quazz 1 point2 points ago

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I have 2 of them right now. :3

Cute motherfuckers they are.

[–]Kmlkmljkl 1 point2 points ago

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Russians look exactly the same. At least, every Russian Dwarf I owned looked like that.

[–]IDKFA_IDDQD 0 points1 point ago

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Siberia is in Russia. I'd expect they would.

[–]Kmlkmljkl 0 points1 point ago

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TIL

[–]GracieAngel 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that there are two Russian breeds of hamsters they look pretty much the same but shouldn't be kept together...

[–]IDKFA_IDDQD 1 point2 points ago

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There's an antisemetic joke in there that I'm not smart enough to develop.

[–]Kevinli89 0 points1 point ago

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No that's an intelli mouse explorer 1.1

[–]DuexFlam 5 points6 points ago

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Woot, i have that mouse! It's yellow by now though :/

[–]Neebat 5 points6 points ago

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You're supposed to clean it after sex.

[–]The_Director 2 points3 points ago

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Me too. I can't believe it works after 10 years.

[–]janesmb 0 points1 point ago

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Bought two a few years ago. Still one new in the box for when this one dies. Best gaming mouse ever. Lachesis is in a drawer somewhere.

[–]Zorca99 0 points1 point ago

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You should stop peeing on your equipment.

[–]Darc-Charlie 1 point2 points ago

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Don't be suprised if you get a smaller mouse from your mouse.

[–]sensors 1 point2 points ago

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I've always wondered if it counts as beastiality if two, non-human, separate species have sex.

[–]bravadomizzou 1 point2 points ago

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Technically its not a mouse, its a dwarf hamster.

[–]DrKuha 1 point2 points ago

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I used to have that mouse (the computer mouse). Used it for like 8 years before I finally traded it in for a high performance gaming mouse. That mouse and me: we had a lot of adventures together.

[–]EastenNinja 0 points1 point ago

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get the linguistic philosophers in here!

[–]Mark_Logan 0 points1 point ago

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Glad it wasn't an old roller. pinch

[–]FrostByt 0 points1 point ago

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It's a hamster.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yo dog

[–]steve233 0 points1 point ago

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I'm currently using that exact mouse !

[–]veosaber 0 points1 point ago

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DM;HS

[–]Hookhand 0 points1 point ago

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I think she mighta been a robot

[–]kidflash300 0 points1 point ago

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That mouse is getting boned

[–]OMGWTFBBQHAXLOL 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, I have the EXACT same computer mouse. I've had it for atleast 7 or so years.

[–]256bit 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that IS a good mouse http://i.imgur.com/sUl64.jpg

[–]radius55 0 points1 point ago

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The factorial shouldn't be under the radical at 5.

[–]bastian1343 0 points1 point ago

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A microsoft mouse? Seriously? Have some standards, hamster.

[–]Kmlkmljkl 2 points3 points ago

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Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 0 points1 point ago

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[–]syntaxgs -1 points0 points ago

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That a Fimilar Mouse XD

[–]Kmlkmljkl 1 point2 points ago

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It clearly says Microsoft