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[–]jaap424 29 points30 points ago

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The source is Sean Baby, if you think this one is funny you will probably love his other stuff.

[–]Ikimasen 8 points9 points ago

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Man, I love Seanbaby. He's the only reason I go to Cracked. I can't remember what year it was when I found his site, but I know I was in a situation where I was supposed to be quiet, and I have never found anything funnier.

[–]CorkyKribler 3 points4 points ago

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I agree with everything you've said, and would like to add that there could be individual posts on Reddit of every single frame of every one of his comics, and I'd upvote each one. Especially Popsicle Pete.

"NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!"

[–]STFUCorkyKribler 4 points5 points ago

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SHUT THE FUCK UP

[–]jaap424 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah he is one of the few people who is at the very least solidly entertaining in every article he does for Cracked, mostly just him and David Wong have that good of a baseline.

[–]Ikimasen 3 points4 points ago

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I said something to my sister once that she said was a lot like what David Wong had said about Seanbaby. (I'm paraphrasing here.) That as an internet humorist, he had taken more inspiration from Seanbaby than Richard Pryor or other stand up type of comedians, and that "Seanbaby can fit more humor per square inch on a page than anyone else."

And that second part is what I really appreciate, when he does an article, humor comes from every direction. What he says in the article is funny, his pictures are funny in and of themselves, the voice bubbles that he adds are funny, and then they get funny captions. The stuff he does with old ads, though, is what impresses me most. Every single bit of teeny-tiny fine print gets a joke worked in.

[–]nchammer326 1 point2 points ago

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Here's Wong's exact quote:

There is more comedy per square inch in his comics (and particularly the fake ads) than anywhere else on planet earth:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/man-comics-man-safety

I'm not exaggerating for effect here. He squeezes more jokes into fewer pixels than anything I have seen in my life. The "Uncle Harry" prize giveaway is just astonishing.

For people like Yowhound who may not realize, Seanbaby was doing his site before virtually any of the writers here. The prior editor of Cracked (Jay Pinkerton) and myself were both rabid fans in 1999-2002 or so when we were very very first trying to write comedy, and Seanbaby's site basically taught us how to do it. Then we brought that style to Cracked.

So in an extremely roundabout way, Seanbaby is kind of the granddaddy of Cracked. Even though I think he's a couple of years younger than me, which I guess makes that a pretty weird thing to say. But he's had more influence on me than George Carlin or Richard Pryor or anybody else considered a great in the comedy world.

(Also, I just realized that the article Wong links contains the unedited version of the OP's picture. How about that.)

[–]ANewAccountCreated 1 point2 points ago

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I liked the comics I looked at, but his website makes me want to choke a bitch.

[–]BranchDavidian 4 points5 points ago

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then seanbaby has done his job.

[–]Ikimasen 4 points5 points ago

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It's been up since like 1996.

[–]jaap424 0 points1 point ago

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Just go to cracked and go through his submissions there, you will get most of his content like that, it is to bad you can't appreciate some vintage website design though.

[–]Baz85 28 points29 points ago

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Is that a sealion? He is one bad ass dude!

[–]Piffinator 5 points6 points ago

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haha first thing I thought was, "where the hell does this kid live".

[–]Galaxyhiker42 9 points10 points ago

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He should join this club

[–]Baz85 6 points7 points ago

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You sir, are the devil the Children are talking about.

[–]svidie 4 points5 points ago

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Here is our mascot and logo

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[–]Kitsune57 5 points6 points ago

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Go jump in a fire if this is true.

[–]floatablepie 1 point2 points ago

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Penguins do not typically live in areas where seal hunting occurs.

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[–]NJ4LIfe 1 point2 points ago

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no man, he a cheetah!

[–]Iguanaluv62390 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for knowing that the animal on the shirt was a sea lion and not a seal. Good job, you!

[–]MisterSquidz 0 points1 point ago

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eh has flippers and doesn't afraid of anything

[–]SpacemanSpiff56 69 points70 points ago

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That's how I got this shirt

[–]speqter 21 points22 points ago

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[–]promiscuous12yearold 30 points31 points ago

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[–]speenis 14 points15 points ago

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Ohh, it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse.

[–]Warpedme 12 points13 points ago

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No, she's just the opposite of a centaur, body of a woman, head of a horse.

[–]darkmessiah 2 points3 points ago

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Now there's only one wolf left. A one wolf wolf pack.

[–]Strawcrazyman 1 point2 points ago

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You mean a pack of lone wolves?

[–]Joseph445 2 points3 points ago

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You hit the moon with your bike? That's badass dude.

[–]TACOfarmerXD 1 point2 points ago

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You mean Kick Ass

[–]tom3r 1 point2 points ago

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This shirt cured my Aids!

[–]xingtheking 9 points10 points ago

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Anyone else immediately remember a semi-meme from the early 00s? 'Every time you masturbate god kills a kitten'? ಠ_ಠ

[–]FascistDonut 9 points10 points ago

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I assumed that was the joke...

[–]Pariah_ 5 points6 points ago

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[–]jamesneysmith 0 points1 point ago

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A sweet shirt in return for a a burlap sack and 5 minutes of your time? Worth it.

[–]alfx 8 points9 points ago

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give credit to seanbaby. I always see threads where redditors say how much they hate cracked.com but there is an equal number of submissions where content is stolen from them without any credit.

[–]alsorobots 5 points6 points ago

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FINALLY someone with the same problem I have!

[–]Animal89 5 points6 points ago

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I cant stop laughing

[–]iRideDragons 7 points8 points ago

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Animals on his shirt:

Cow

Horse

Sea Lion

Dog

Sheep.

He killed all those with his bike.

WITH HIS BIKE

[–]Leaflock 6 points7 points ago

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Kind of makes your dragon look like a flying bong lighter.

[–]speqter 1 point2 points ago

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Next target: dragons!

[–]iRideDragons 4 points5 points ago

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Whoa. Line crossed buddy. Line. Crossed.

[–]Evenged7x -1 points0 points ago

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you need to get out of here, and go to r/skyrim

[–]Shnazzyone 2 points3 points ago

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This never fails to make me laugh.

[–]Thing-Thingy 1 point2 points ago

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He killed a seal with his bike?

[–]roundman 1 point2 points ago

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really? comic sans?

[–]aoeui-dhtns 0 points1 point ago

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That's not a bike. Those are his spindly demon wings

[–]DepartmentStoreSpook 0 points1 point ago

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How does one kill a seal with a bike?

[–]gdaybloke 6 points7 points ago

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Very carefully

[–]SlurmsMackenzie92 0 points1 point ago

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So to get girls you should kill animals with your bike? Worth a try

[–]krevency 0 points1 point ago

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The Devil has a lot of time on his hands

[–]jamesneysmith 0 points1 point ago

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One of the few altered comics posted on reddit that's genuinely hilarious.

[–]signspam 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a seal on the shirt?

[–]frankandbeans123 0 points1 point ago

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Is that... is that a seal?

[–]treydestepheno 0 points1 point ago

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That's an SCP right there. probably a safe SCP. thank god.

[–]UltaMayhem 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, was that a seal?

[–]curt_schilli -1 points0 points ago

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BOO Repost

[–]thatwolfieguy -1 points0 points ago

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[–]itzjamesftw[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Used Search, searched relevant words, no results found. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

[–]thatwolfieguy 0 points1 point ago

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bookmark karmadecay.com It's a pretty handy tool really. The real problem is the soul-crushing amount of hours I have wasted on Reddit.

[–]itzjamesftw[S] 1 point2 points ago

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'marked. Shall use in future.

[–]TrumanZi 1 point2 points ago

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Well, i hadn't seen it, so thanks for not using it :)

[–]MechanizedJesus -2 points-1 points ago

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Repost

[–]dackkorto1 -1 points0 points ago

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733 up votes for a repost ಠ_ಠ

[–]RusselNash 1 point2 points ago

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And one downvote for you. The circle of life.