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I know people here like watermelon carvings. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 10 months ago by [deleted]
[–]OneShotHelpful 54 points55 points56 points 10 months ago
Augh, why is it so fucking creepy?
[–]phillyjerry 6 points7 points8 points 10 months ago
Because it looked like she was skinned.
[–]zip_000 9 points10 points11 points 10 months ago
It really shouldn't be that creepy - it's just a woman(?) painted and dressed like a watermelon... but somehow, it is just fucking creepy!
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 10 months ago
That's not her real face; the face is made of watermelon.
[–]zip_000 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
I thought it was a combination of makeup and watermelon.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
I did too. Then I saw the grape eyes and massive pockmarks.
[–]ZeekySantos 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
And the texture makes it look like someone peeled her skin off, exposing flesh. Eugh.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
And something about the expression reminds me of CathyMay15
[–]survivalist_guy 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Boom boom boom
[–]DSpyce1119 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Way-Oh!!!!
[–]zip_000 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Gah, I thought those were her eyes with contacts.
[–]lop987 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
Because of it's history.
You see long ago, when humanity was young, there were the Plant Bloods. They were humans corrupted by the greatest plant in existence, The Blood Mother. This monstrous being was as much animal as plant. Unlike other plants, it could think and feel.
They called it The Blood Mother because it had bright red blood flowing through it, which gave it's green skin tinges of red at it's thinnest points. It's roots tentacled throughout the entire world. And from these roots it grew small fruit bearing trees.
When an unsuspecting human went to eat this fruit, they were infected with the parasite. This parasite slowly turned them from human, into a human plant hybrid. Their hair would turn to vines or flowers. Their teeth to thorns. There minds would be connected with the Blood Mothers.
These plant bloods could only get so much nutrients from the sun. So they turned to more animalistic means. More cannibalistic. They would use pheromones to lure normal humans from their camps, and feast on the poor souls.
This continued for centuries. But one fateful day, a woman was widowed when a group of Plant Bloods devoured her husband and daughter. She swore revenge.
She traveled the world to learn what made the Plant Bloods. It was her that discovered parasite and the Blood Mother's trees and roots. She spent several decades tracking the roots back to their source.
She made a sacrifice that would save humanity from the Blood Mothers parasitic ways. The woman burned the ancient plant to cinders, but could not escape the flames herself. She had given her life for revenge for her family, and to free the world of the Blood Mother.
[–]danfeen 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
because it looks like she has been peeled.
[–]sock2828 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
The uncanny valley.
[–]TricK2039 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
It's the fucking eyes.
[–]OneShotHelpful 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
It IS the fucking eyes!
[–]foxshreder14 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Trypophobia
[–]febrezey 8 points9 points10 points 10 months ago
This is really fucking weird
[–]cannabyss 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
Well, people here used to like watermelon carvings...
[–]bronsonbaker 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
That's fucking creepy.
[–]stretch112 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
NOPE!
[–]diesuke 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago
It's a photoshop. I can tell by the pixels and by the fact that I've seen one of the original pictures before here.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
Awesome
...however I will see this image in my dreams tonight, so damn you.
[–]reverse_pickpocket 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
is that your head or a watermelon?
[–]validargument 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
she looks like a burns victim
[–]badasimo 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
release the hounds!
[–]Someguy0101 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Ever put salt on a watermelon? Its delicious.
[–]toejam119 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
That is like straight from Hellraiser
[–]IAmA_internetz 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Seems to be suffering from watermelonoma.
[–]conky3000 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
I like that you said what you said, cuz thems funny words.
[–]somekindofcat 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
It looks delicious.
[–]LexBubble 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Looks like the tooth fairy in Darkness Falls!!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iQzYKNHy3yY/TGHw8-ghh4I/AAAAAAAAAQg/aXuRw98KWK4/s1600/DarknessFalls2.jpg
[–]Jcwinger14 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Nightmares....sigh....fapfapfap
[–]IzzyFeelsUneasy 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Why, oh why did I click that?! Looks like no sleep tonight.
[–]TheCrowing 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I actually know the person in this picture I just sent him the link!
[–]Dirtyrobotic 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Buuuuuuuuurn it NOW!!!
[–]Rzr26 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
In the voice of a stressed guard that is getting really tired of Tristram What in the Hells is that?!
[–]zanhoshi 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Fuckin' WOW, man. Just WOW.
I'm really digging the whole melon carving on reddit thing.
[–]Watermelon_God 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
seems legit...
[–]no1113 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
That is fucking scary looking.
Fuck you. I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
[–]bhermit 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Not any more.
[–]rollingheart 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Nightmares. Nightmares forever.
[–]AshsToAshs 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
This will haunt my dreams. I will awake screaming about a melon headed man spitting seeds at me. And whenever I try to relax, all I'll be able to think about is Him. Staring at me. With his dead eyes.
[–]Freak_Power 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
burn victim is my guess.
[–]Eskelsar 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Reposts. Reposts forever.
[–]huie-ftw 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
NOPE
[–]poopiesmells 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
AH! then speechless
[–]emcet 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
not anymore... :(
[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I had nightmares last night because of this.
[–]Original_juju 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
The real WTF is; where did the scratch-and-sniff sticker come from?
[–]Fix_Lag 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Repost.
[–]cjcrashoveride -6 points-5 points-4 points 10 months ago
I know black people like watermelon carvings
FTFY
[–]chabooksauce 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
A black friend of mine was trying to sleep when I asked "You like watermelon carvings?" and sent him the link. Good luck trying to sleep after that, motherfucker.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
White man just jealous cause we get first pick the watermelon when we picks it.
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