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[–]I_love_tacos 13 points14 points ago

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This seems very similar to the logic found in the National Treasure movies.

[–]ejduck3744 5 points6 points ago

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dont forget davinci code.

[–]mcstallion 15 points16 points ago

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My exact fitness routine. /r/keto best shit ever.

[–]iaindings 7 points8 points ago

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Ditto, came here to say this so have an upvote instead. 42lbs, 6 inches from the waist and from obese to normal in 5 months. Hell yeah Keto

[–]TravelingAce 1 point2 points ago

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It's actually quite correct too.

If you exercise alot eggs and bacon are good for you!

[–]zero_sum 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, that was only 4 degrees of bacon!

[–]emlgsh 1 point2 points ago

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Every moment you spend irrationally justifying your craving for bacon is a moment of bacon-eating lost to you forever.

[–]liescontrolus 0 points1 point ago

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This post was posted on 12/5/11 at 2 GMT, 2+5+12=19 with a remainder of 11 therefore 911 and it was really mistercoats who did this in an attempt to gain karma on a future website. You could have gotten away with it too if you weren't so careless to leave this post as a hint.

[–]Bacon_All_The_Things 0 points1 point ago

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Flawless.

[–]Ebake09 0 points1 point ago

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Eggactly.

[–]anderson7 0 points1 point ago

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A BITCH IS A DOG DOGS BARK , BARK IZ PART OF A TREE, TREES PART OF NATURE, AND NATURES BEAUTIFUL............

SO YEA TNX FOR THE COMPLIMENT XD

/sarcasm

[–]donodank 0 points1 point ago

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flawless victory

[–]Dmencha 0 points1 point ago

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Michael Scott logic

[–]RobotChrist 0 points1 point ago

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Sigh... I'm starting to think reddit REALLY gone full retard yesterday.

[–]rosseky -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Zeppelanoid 0 points1 point ago

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I..I...I d-.....I don't know what....wh-.....what that means?

[–]macogle -1 points0 points ago

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Don't let r/loseit see this...

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[–]AdmiralHook 2 points3 points ago

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You're*

[–]That_Tall_Guy 0 points1 point ago

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Sigh I promise I'm not stupid though....