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[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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I always had the idea of god creating people like d&d characters. Troll god dumped all my stats into luck.

[–]monevus 16 points17 points ago

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LUCK IS NOT A D&D ABILITY

[–]Tom4s 13 points14 points ago

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But it is S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

[–]VaultBoy13 -1 points0 points ago

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I FUKING LOVE FALLOUT!

[–]jiyunatori 2 points3 points ago

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I had a similar idea - that we were all created with the same amount of creation point, but god wouldn't tell you in what kind of universe you would play. So you spend your points in cool skills such as "spellcasting" or "pilot hovercraft". But then when the game starts you realize you got it all wrong. That's obviously the reason why we are not all created equals.

[–]Azrael_Ferrum -1 points0 points ago

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Mine's all in willpower. Once, I stopped after popping.

[–]BelgianRofl 12 points13 points ago

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This will be reworded a bit and given as a birthday card for the gf next month.

[–]zombiewafflezz[S] 5 points6 points ago*

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that, is a great idea, dude

[–]Thrasher1493 -1 points0 points ago

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Gnarly.

[–]blondeflo 6 points7 points ago

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prove it.

[–]zombiewafflezz[S] 2 points3 points ago

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what if I just say I'm a girl, that's how reddit works right? All girls on the internet = hot? ...sorta?

[–]jaytheillest 3 points4 points ago

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Unless they have dicks.

[–]FuzzyLoveBunnies 11 points12 points ago

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That only makes them hotter.

[–]SolidBlake 0 points1 point ago

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No no no no no no no no no

[–]keyrah 2 points3 points ago

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[–]blondeflo 0 points1 point ago

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That seems about right. Props.

[–]ComradeButterfly 10 points11 points ago

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Pic or it never happened.

[–]zombiewafflezz[S] 23 points24 points ago

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[–]kittimiyo 1 point2 points ago

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I'd hit it

[–]UnholyComander 18 points19 points ago

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Is this you then? http://i.imgur.com/rePgf.jpg

[–]kittimiyo 0 points1 point ago

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whup you found me :o

[–]ComradeButterfly 1 point2 points ago

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You liar... Not only sexy... Charming and charismatic too!

[–]Blopolk 3 points4 points ago

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[–]zombiewafflezz[S] 46 points47 points ago*

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well apparently the imgur url disagrees

edit: I'm really sorry you guys I didn't know this was a repost. D:

dont worry though the nice people of r/funny have sorted it all out and are downvoting everything in my history to make all fair in the world again. :D

[–]ashamble 15 points16 points ago

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Also, "no one" backwards.

[–]zombiewafflezz[S] 5 points6 points ago

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yep that's me

[–]skymind 4 points5 points ago

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I un-downvoted you for this. I don't care about re-posts so much, but I'm bothered when people act like something is there creation when it isn't.

[–]Sabmac 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, same. This image was my desktop background up until a few days ago, from the first time I saw it on reddit. OP seems legit so upvoted his comment.

[–]WatashiWaNinjaDesu 0 points1 point ago

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I knew this was a repost and I wanted to see if you had past submission from GW on your profile, like the last girl who posted this had. That's disappointing, not the repost thing....

[–]Intolerance[!] 24 points25 points ago

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last panel:

I meant to grab "sexy", that was "reposter"

[–]zombiewafflezz[S] 9 points10 points ago

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well fucking dammit. today is not my day for anything... ):

[–]Zigongosaurus 27 points28 points ago

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Reposts aren't always bad - I hadn't seen this yet, and never would I if you hadn't posted o: Also, my sentiments about my own creation are quit the same, sir.

[–]zombiewafflezz[S] 2 points3 points ago

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aww yay something good!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I agree with Zigongosaurus... I have not seen everything that has been posted on reddit before so I upvoted you.

[–]heyiambob 2 points3 points ago

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I'm a socially awkward, internet addicted, incredibly strange male model....yep. Can't get long term girls for the life of me, usually dumped after a month. It's blows knowing full well that your awkward personality is the only cause of it.

[–]IAmGoingToFuckThat 2 points3 points ago

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How YOU doin'?

[–]SolidBlake 1 point2 points ago

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Username appropriate.

[–]itrollulol 1 point2 points ago

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ZOMG PROVE IT OR GTFO

[–]joshistheman3 1 point2 points ago

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It's new to me.

I love it.

[–]TheDovahofSkyrim 1 point2 points ago

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doubt it. REAL pic or it never happened.

[–]Ju9iter 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldnt have seen this without you posting it, thanks guy fuck everybody else nigga wolfgang

[–]Moath 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck anyone complaining about reposts, upvotes will decide of this is shit we like.

[–]racoonwithagun 1 point2 points ago

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So many people are wasting time and energy on flaming this because it's a replay. If you've seen it before, just hit back and leave it at that. I hadn't seen it and enjoyed it. Thank you for sharing although now I want to see a real pic of you to make sure you're telling be truth...

[–]Nyxenon 5 points6 points ago

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I don't like reposts, but this is a first time for me to see this, and I thought it was funny. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!

[–]BelgianRofl 1 point2 points ago

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I'm with ya pal

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[–]zombiewafflezz[S] 6 points7 points ago

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shhh I think I'm actually secretly on that side but reddit doesn't need to know

[–]bigmac3d 1 point2 points ago

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You just have to post something on gw to prove it ;)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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calls everything repost to seem cool

[–]TuckedNip 0 points1 point ago

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[–]zombiewafflezz[S] 0 points1 point ago

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thank you! this will be used next time to prevent disappointing the reddit community like I am currently doing

[–]Qender 0 points1 point ago

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I think I got these the other way around...

[–]knocklessmonster 0 points1 point ago

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I read that in Seth McFarlane's voice for some reason.

[–]TV_CRIMES 0 points1 point ago

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I honestly think this is what happened to me ! Fuck.

[–]Krosscut 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't the last one that was posted have a guy point out the OP had nothing but NSFW posts?

[–]kalizar 0 points1 point ago

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Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]Olukon 0 points1 point ago

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This was posted about 4 or 5 days ago.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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you forgot to add chronic masterbator, that would complete the mix

[–]joe9494t -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]zombiewafflezz[S] 4 points5 points ago

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I'm sorry I didn't know! D:

Edit: how recent was it? D:

[–]kelustu 1 point2 points ago

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No more than two weeks.

[–]zombiewafflezz[S] 3 points4 points ago

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oh damn that's bad. Explains it though, I was out of town without internet

[–]kelustu -1 points0 points ago

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Not a problem with you, I wish the repost filter would work better.

[–]Vee_Vee 1 point2 points ago

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...or you could click hide and move on. Whining about re-posts is by far the most reposted, repost that there is.

[–]kelustu -2 points-1 points ago

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Yup. I should have to hide every 3 posts just because redditors karmawhore shit that they saw a week ago.

1 logics right here.

[–]Vee_Vee 1 point2 points ago

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Haha! Watching you kids get mad about karma and reposts just makes my day! Come on, let's talk about logic you barely understand more!

[–]kelustu 0 points1 point ago

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I don't give a shit about karma, but these repost people are just karmawhoring. I don't care AT ALL what their karma is, that's not the point of what I posted. A slight bit of intelligence and some common sense might help you a bit in life. The issue is the lack of new content because people just want to see their karma go up.

[–]Vee_Vee 0 points1 point ago

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You sound like you don't care, lol!

[–]joe9494t 0 points1 point ago

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can't really remember, I saw it around I think about a month ago :)

[–]kelustu -3 points-2 points ago

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Look I REALLY don't want to be one of those repost guys, but this shit has to stop. This was posted LITERALLY last week. Reddit's getting SO much worse with reposts.

[–]zombiewafflezz[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I entirely agree with you and had no idea. I was out of town without Internet so of course this would happen -_-

[–]stets -2 points-1 points ago

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lolz

[–]LBORBAH -3 points-2 points ago

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You forgot the poor personal hygiene he dumped in.

[–]zombiewafflezz[S] 3 points4 points ago

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I think you have me confused with someone else man.

[–]LBORBAH -2 points-1 points ago

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Says you.

[–]Notagtipsy -2 points-1 points ago

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This is how I think God made me:

Oh shit, I'm an atheist. NEVERMIND.

[–]zombiewafflezz[S] 0 points1 point ago

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so am I actually, I just like funny stuff.

[–]dt_vibe -1 points0 points ago

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Sure your not part of LMFAO.

[–]sebzim4500 -1 points0 points ago

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So is it a 'too much cancels itself out' thing?

[–]jabroni2002 -1 points0 points ago

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i'm betting they'll all forgive you for the repost if you prove that last panel

[–]Lord_of_the_Dance -1 points0 points ago

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How did you get the recipe for me?!?!?

[–]gloomdoom -1 points0 points ago

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He gave you a heaping helping of 'repostitis.'

[–]bleepbloop90 -3 points-2 points ago

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...and a bucket full of close-minded.

[–]zombiewafflezz[S] 1 point2 points ago

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nooo, may I ask why you think that?

[–]ardobbs -5 points-4 points ago

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FUCKING REPOSTER!