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[–]Fyreswing 34 points35 points ago

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Aww dude if you get alot of upvotes you're going to have to receive so many upvotes!

[–]P3ngwinz 3 points4 points ago

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After running some tests... yup the math is solid here.

[–]Saint-Peer 26 points27 points ago

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[–]gonzorider 2 points3 points ago

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I feel the same way.

[–]Zeppelanoid 29 points30 points ago

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One of my favourite scenes in the history of cinema.

"Let's see that again, super slo-mo replay."

[–]ChevyBMX 5 points6 points ago

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And then he slams his face on the leather bench lol

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[–]yearofthesilkworm 13 points14 points ago

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I'm going to be the dick who does this http://xkcd.com/703/

[–]Ajaargh 3 points4 points ago

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And I'm going to be the dick who does this.

[–]Da-Shoe 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer; the first rule of Tautology Club comes before the second rule.

[–]melake14 1 point2 points ago

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tautology: a dish best served in a dish

[–]Grifachu 65 points66 points ago

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More like r/circlejerk

[–]zabuma 11 points12 points ago

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That's what he said.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 2 points3 points ago

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[–]DrowningPhoenix 4 points5 points ago

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I actually thought this was going to be the obligatory xkcd. . .

[–]jesseraney 0 points1 point ago

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For the efficient.

FTFY

[–]jateky -1 points0 points ago

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where do you get off calling me lazy? i totally had r/tautology copied before i saw your link. For the pragmatic!!!

[–]Propaganda_Box 0 points1 point ago

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TIL what tautology is and that it is now the bane of my proffession

[–]deputyderp 0 points1 point ago

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What is your profession?

[–]Propaganda_Box 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yeah, i write radio commercials, that shit is filled with tautology's. Added Bonus, free gift, cheapest price, etc. I've now made it a personal goal to cut them out of all my writing.

[–]redcube85 0 points1 point ago

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I think when it comes to marketing, tautology can be your friend.

[–]JakeSanchard 0 points1 point ago

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For every new subscriber of r/tautology, there is one more subscriber of r/tautology.

[–]JakeSanchard 0 points1 point ago

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For every new subscriber of r/tautology, there is one more subscriber of r/tautology.

[–]mistershort1 0 points1 point ago

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This man deserves a medal, meaning he will have +1 medal

[–]redcube85 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think it's so much a joke about tautology, as it is a joke about the recent trend of trading upvotes for donations.

The tautology just happens to be what makes the joke work.

[–]NinjaDog251 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE! If I change my downvote to an upvote, than my upvote will give him two upvotes! LOGIC BROKEN!

[–]YHZ 0 points1 point ago

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or r/aceventura

[–]melake14 -1 points0 points ago

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tautology: a dish best served in a dish

[–]melake14 -1 points0 points ago

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tautology: a dish best served in a dish

[–]deathcloud9 3 points4 points ago

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Upvote for appropriate GIF usage. lolz

[–]ignorantwhitetrash 1 point2 points ago

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I just laughed therefore I have to upvote. But seriously? Who is upvoting this bs donation stuff?

[–]FraggotMan 12 points13 points ago

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[–]Ditchdragon 2 points3 points ago

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You sir or madam deserve an upvote.

Done. Upvote competed.

[–]v_la_dolphin 2 points3 points ago

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You had me at the title but sold me on the gif :')

[–]meliaesc 2 points3 points ago

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So brave!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'M GOING TO NEED SOME FUCKING PROOF!

[–]SaxyTimeReloaded 4 points5 points ago

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Ah. This was the clever title I should've gone with. And a gif... Sir. You are better than me.

[–]ModernRonin 1 point2 points ago

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How come YOU'RE the president of tautology club?

Oh, right...

[–]Zigongosaurus 1 point2 points ago

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This is true.

[–]prisonstrength 1 point2 points ago

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Solid reasoning is solid reasoning.

[–]observantone 1 point2 points ago

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Someone should do forward and reverse gifs of him doing his forward and reverse football scene.

[–]acid_free 1 point2 points ago

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I can stand by this!

[–]TheBlackUnicorn 1 point2 points ago

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I always wanted a bumper sticker to answer those that say "If you can read this..." whatever, that said "If you can't read this, then you are not reading this."

[–]I-hardly-know-her -1 points0 points ago

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Bumper?

[–]bestbeforeMar91 1 point2 points ago

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I'm blown away at such altruism. Up for you.

[–]OpticalAllusion 1 point2 points ago

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Fun Fact: this .gif matches the tune of Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People.

[–]has_six_fingers 0 points1 point ago

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verified. nice catch

[–]NotAnotherDecoy 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SPEND THEM ON?

[–]Always_Limericks 1 point2 points ago

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Hey I like what you're trying to do

And I've got really good news for you

For each vote you'll get one

'Til I make it more fun

Because all of my votes count as two

[–]Maxtortion 1 point2 points ago

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This post will reach the front page, unless it doesn't.

[–]RDub3685 1 point2 points ago

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The first rule of Tautology club is... the first rule of tautology club

-xkcd

[–]xdividebyzerox 0 points1 point ago

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what was the rule?

[–]RDub3685 1 point2 points ago

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The first rule of Tautology club is... the first rule of Tautology club

-xkcd

[–]xdividebyzerox 0 points1 point ago

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oh, I missed the last word though it was?

[–]RDub3685 0 points1 point ago

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[–]RDub3685 1 point2 points ago

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The first rule of Tautology club is... the first rule of Tautology club

-xkcd

[–]LandofLoungeLizards 1 point2 points ago

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[–]catlady91 1 point2 points ago

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you're awesome

[–]kadashyn 1 point2 points ago

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I like his fudderwhacking XD

[–]Nervousemu 1 point2 points ago

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Damn, you beat me to this, oh well.

[–]moral_orel 1 point2 points ago

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me reading the title- " well yeah.. that's common sense."

after clicking on it- " oh... I see what you did there."

[–]MrMojoRisin5211 1 point2 points ago

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Everyday I'm shufflin

[–]skilior 1 point2 points ago

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Asks for karma for the sake of karma

Totally acceptable, you have mine.

What i have a problem with is the new trend of asking for karma hidden behind charity.

[–]redcube85 1 point2 points ago

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Yea what's the about? How happened to donating anonymously just because it felt right?

[–]hannibalsmith1992 1 point2 points ago

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And for every downvote, you will receive one downvote

[–]Griinch 0 points1 point ago

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BRILLIANT

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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crazy :)

[–]wettam 0 points1 point ago

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I never saved it and I should have but a few months ago someone took this gif and put Hillary Clinton's face on jim carrey it was humorous

[–]tepid_optimist 0 points1 point ago

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The donation stuff, it needs to stop.

[–]tornato7 0 points1 point ago

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Proof?

[–]gonzorider 0 points1 point ago

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This guy eh?

[–]sdcfc 0 points1 point ago

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Guys this isn't a self post. THIS IS REAL KARMA!

[–]A_Link_to_the_Video 0 points1 point ago

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[–]OtisDElevator 0 points1 point ago

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I only upvote charity self-posts.

Karma (which of course has no worth whatsoever) is beginning to interfere with the political process around here.

Anyone would think Karma = Money.

[–]aja1034 0 points1 point ago

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You good sir, beat me to this idea

[–]mydogisdumb 0 points1 point ago

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what movie is this from?

[–]silver82ta 0 points1 point ago

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If I had an upvote for every time I've gotten an upvote...

[–]RainbowGlub 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome clip and title promises guaranteed results for proof. Thank you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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someone should start a "for every upvote, i'm going to eat a cheeseburger" thread.

[–]Funbags4000 0 points1 point ago

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Sometimes I really hate reddit

[–]Padna33 0 points1 point ago

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Hold on one second, let me check the math...

Yep, that's about right.

[–]turtleshelf 0 points1 point ago

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i upvoted you, then downvoted you, then upvoted you again to make you a fucking liar.

[–]Siminivitch 0 points1 point ago

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You'd better make good...

[–]HomerJunior 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, have you people never heard of r/circlejerk?

[–]PaulRay 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening to "Krupa" by Apollo Four Forty and clicked on your gif... It syncs perfectly! LOL!

Up Vote for you, may your whoring bring you happiness, it has for me.

[–]Jounax94 0 points1 point ago

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[–]theseus82 0 points1 point ago

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sounds like Monty Python logic: making fun of karma whoring by karma whoring.

Men pretending to be women pretending to be men.

[–]lance5t 0 points1 point ago

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He must be tired

[–]biscuitking92 0 points1 point ago

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This gif always brightens my day

[–]afbaxter7 0 points1 point ago

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Yup, just gonna leave you here: http://i.imgur.com/JAVZY.png

[–]sebasz 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry dude..... I ruined your 666 karma.... I'm sorry

[–]guitarplyr 0 points1 point ago

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so... so noble! :')

[–]muffley 0 points1 point ago

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Too bad it's actually not true.

[–]uberguby 0 points1 point ago

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This man speaks the truth! Reddit changes the appearance of upvotes to prevent some otherwise undesirable outcome.

[–]mjmaxfield -4 points-3 points ago

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Thank you for not Karma Whoring

[–]mjmaxfield -3 points-2 points ago

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wait... I see what you did there!

[–]rc22cub 2 points3 points ago

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You forgot to switch accounts.

[–]mjmaxfield 2 points3 points ago

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Both of my posts were towards the OP, not myself, so fuck you for misunderstanding my motives!

[–]SenseiCAY -1 points0 points ago

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Take it to r/circlejerk, dude.

[–]InsertOffensiveName -1 points0 points ago

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For every upvote you are going to do a repost?

[–]InsertOffensiveName -1 points0 points ago

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For every upvote you are going to do a repost?

[–]Lockski -5 points-4 points ago

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I doubt mine will even go noticed...

[–]Thefourthdoctor 0 points1 point ago

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The downvoting roman saw it. 4 to be exact. Including me.

[–]celfers -3 points-2 points ago

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YOU ARE ALL BEING TROLLED!!

Not one post to donate is real. DOWNVOTE ALL POSTS!

DONT ASK THEM TO STOP, YOU CONTRIBUTE TO THE PROBLEM! Don't submit a sarcastic post -- you only contribute to this disaster.

Copy/paste this message into every post and DO THE FOLLOWING EVERY HOUR:

THE FIX: Search for 'donate' and downvote a few HUNDRED posts.

(there are MANY hundred but if we all help, we can eradicate this in 24 hous)