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[–]Spants23 85 points86 points ago

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No person should ever hear the sound teeth make when they touch a curb

[–]RenderedUnwhole 42 points43 points ago

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This! I cringe every time I even think about it.

[–]Ohaithereimjake 14 points15 points ago

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You should, it doesn't sound nice.

[–]KicknP 0 points1 point ago

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Its very similar to the sound of teeth when then get touched by a baseball bat.

[–]TheDentite 9 points10 points ago

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If you pull out a mandibular molar juuust right it makes a popping noise.

[–]Bunglenomics 9 points10 points ago

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LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU

[–]ShallowBasketcase 5 points6 points ago

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this is why I'm an anti-dentite

[–]flyleaf2424 1 point2 points ago

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You asshole.

[–]pizzabash 108 points109 points ago

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This is how suh trains before a game.

[–]The_Bug_L 12 points13 points ago

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This is what he's doing tonight alone at home while he watches the game.

[–]A7XfoREVer6661 7 points8 points ago

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Oh as a Lions fan that one hurt. Have an upvote!

[–]applause8777 1 point2 points ago

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Oh as an Eagle fan have an upvote!

[–]A7XfoREVer6661 2 points3 points ago

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I am so sorry your dream team wasn't as good as it should have been. :p

[–]sirpogo 2 points3 points ago

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I am so sorry Vince Young opened his mouth. Can we have Suh meet him for a moment?

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[–]an_archery_contest 2 points3 points ago

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as a giants fan, you got fucking lucky today. have a downvote!

[–]raitai 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to downvote this thing to hell because that scene was so horrific... but then this made me forget my queasiness. Thanks?

[–]Destiny1987 15 points16 points ago

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I've always liked the Wii version.

NSFW: http://i.imgur.com/i9bop.gif

[–]norbertt[!] 71 points72 points ago

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This is my least favorite moment in any movie ever

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[–]dman24752 43 points44 points ago

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What about that middle bathroom scene...? Cringe.

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[–]aixelsdi 8 points9 points ago

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No... the shower scene.

[–]HowardtheDolphin 3 points4 points ago

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Full Metal Jacket is pretty brutal too.

[–]vebent 3 points4 points ago

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Only when he mentions skull-fucking.

[–]vebent 0 points1 point ago

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Only when he mentions skull-fucking.

[–]newersdk -2 points-1 points ago

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Only when he mentions skull-fucking.

[–]JHynson 17 points18 points ago

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I wasn't aware this level of dark existed...

[–]bitcheslovedroids 33 points34 points ago

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No lie, this (to me) is one of the best movies ever made

[–]Aziral 3 points4 points ago*

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How was it past all of the things show in trailers? I can't count how many movies I have watched that looked deep in the previews but once you get into them they are shallow.

Edit: Reddit, where your questions are frowned upon.

[–]Moiraine 2 points3 points ago

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It really is an amazing film.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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Watch more movies.

It's very good though.

[–]roland333 0 points1 point ago

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Potato, potato.

Its not my favorite movie ever, but its right near the top.

[–]Rabble_Arouser 25 points26 points ago

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DAT ASS.

He must work out.

[–]Sooo_NSFW 21 points22 points ago

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He does...

American History X - NSFW version

Zynga Rape achievement unlocked!

[–]Paclac 1 point2 points ago

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I haven't seen the movie, does he actually get raped? ...insertion and everything? Uhh, just asking... no reason

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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They don't show anything but yes he does get raped. It is also an extremely important point in the movie because it marks a notable change in the lead.

[–]MoreThanAnything 5 points6 points ago

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Lesson learned: Rape Nazis to change their attitude.

[–]Moiraine 0 points1 point ago

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You should see it. It's an amazing movie.

[–]Dark_Saint 3 points4 points ago

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[–]skillphiliac 4 points5 points ago

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I like how 'ass' was translated as 'donkey'.

[–]HolyHolyHolyHoly 9 points10 points ago

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I used to be a car thief, then I got curb-stomped.

[–]Burst_of_Speed 7 points8 points ago

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I used to be a neo-nazi. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[–]Burst_of_Speed -2 points-1 points ago

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I used to be a neo-nazi. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[–]Bobloblawlawbomb 11 points12 points ago

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The key is to to to keep your knees really high or else it won't have the effect you intended.

[–]guitarjag72 9 points10 points ago

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You sick fuck! Have an upvote.

[–]panders2reddit 0 points1 point ago

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Downvoted for offering an upvote.

[–]guitarjag72 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted for offering a downvote.

[–]panders2reddit 0 points1 point ago

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Downvoted for pandering2reddit. That's my job.

[–]guitarjag72 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted for calling out my pandering, so now I'm pandering to Reddit again.

[–]panders2reddit -1 points0 points ago

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Skyrim.

[–]justmadethisaccountt 2 points3 points ago

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She is clearing enjoying the curb stomp too much. This game is a great way to weed out the bad ones.

[–]middledigitman 5 points6 points ago

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best foot forward

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is horrible. I mean clearly there should only be one person playing...

[–]tartale 1 point2 points ago

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I am not excited for the shower level.

[–]blackbright 1 point2 points ago

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American History X-Box

[–]120PerL 1 point2 points ago

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"Gee, I sure hope this doesn't involve that curb stomping scene" ... click

Why do I do these things to myself?

[–]Olukon 1 point2 points ago

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What is "American History X" ?

[–]Tnoz2 5 points6 points ago

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Hardest I've laughed since the 19th amendment was proposed.

[–]Sleepro 1 point2 points ago

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Your mother must be proud. I'll ask her when she comes over tonight.

[–]desquibnt 3 points4 points ago

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You can only curb stomp a post into the ground so many times by reposting it

[–]SevenM 3 points4 points ago

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That pun was so bad it made my teeth hurt.

[–]Strawcrazyman 2 points3 points ago

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Racists just play the first half over and over again.

[–]redditcontrol 4 points5 points ago

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And I laughed out loud

[–]manirelli 3 points4 points ago

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oh... this again

[–]benisanerd 3 points4 points ago*

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Thats awful

edit: in a good way...

[–]amo25 1 point2 points ago

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That is really something special....

[–]Boymankid 1 point2 points ago

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Dat ass

[–]oldscotch 1 point2 points ago

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Das Boot

[–]Swing_Top 1 point2 points ago

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shit i should have reposed this for the 5th time and gotten 700 points

[–]BillionBeast -1 points0 points ago

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My GF reposted something yesterday and got hated on by everyone. I guess reddit never gets tired of seeing this one.

[–]Swing_Top -1 points0 points ago

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apparently not!

[–]CyDenied 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck yo mouth nigga, fuck yo mouth!

[–]caimen 0 points1 point ago

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I laugh at a lot of things I shouldn't, this wasn't one of them.

[–]idodoap 0 points1 point ago

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so does that mean that you didn't laugh, or that this wasn't something you shouldn't laugh at?

[–]ThatSleepyGuy 0 points1 point ago

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I know xcal would play this.

[–]bporter84 0 points1 point ago

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My dad has a story about stomping someones teeth out on the curb.

[–]livelysoul 0 points1 point ago

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So wrong, but oh so right.

[–]sdcfc 0 points1 point ago

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This sent a shiver up my spine.

[–]GeorgeForeman98 0 points1 point ago

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The fact that the people playing the game are white and enjoying themselves so thoroughly pleases me. Yes, it pleases me greatly.

[–]Ghostalker474[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Wrong leg lady.

[–]Murrabbit 0 points1 point ago

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The punchline is white people.

[–]Birdie31 0 points1 point ago

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[–]nmBookwyrm 0 points1 point ago

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All I can think is two things.

  1. Wow...history.

  2. The Game.

[–]rmd235 0 points1 point ago

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Bite the curb!

[–]holladoub 0 points1 point ago

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hes doing it right

[–]Frogurtau 0 points1 point ago

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[–]I0I0I0I 0 points1 point ago

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One of the few moments in cinema that actually made me cringe.

[–]throw_away_me 0 points1 point ago

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you are one depraved individual... if you did in fact make this picture, if not thanks for sharing!

[–]Sedate23 0 points1 point ago

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i think STILL too soon

[–]apgtimbough 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why but I think if it was a laughing black couple it would have been more funny.

But it was still funny.

[–]Absturz 0 points1 point ago

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That is horrible. I love it.

[–]portishead78 0 points1 point ago

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How does the shower gang rape scene work? Can I try this out at my local Best Buy?

[–]platipress 0 points1 point ago

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My teeth hurt. :0

[–]Facerick 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed by that scene where he executes that guy on the sidewalk. My classmates was like "wtf!?".

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 0 points1 point ago

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I would play the fuck out of this game.

[–]Ottbiotech 0 points1 point ago

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this is gold!!!

[–]Sinkemlow 0 points1 point ago

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Dude they're not even good at it, you need to drive with the heel.

[–]Swazi666 0 points1 point ago

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To be more morbid, you need to replace the pic of the players so that they are holding wii controllers and have 2 guys one hammer on the screen.

[–]GGVT 0 points1 point ago

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i lol'ed am i a bad person?

[–]brownman83 1 point2 points ago

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REPOST!!!!!!!

[–]neverwho -1 points0 points ago

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lol

[–]Not_Korean_Enough 0 points1 point ago

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This is probably the funniest thing I've seen on r/funny in weeks.

[–]Beanbaker 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone have a clip of that scene? Never seen the movie.

[–]Jetforce 2 points3 points ago

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NSFL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV9Oj-vhLkE

Edit: This appears to be the tamer version - the one on my DVD is a lot more graphic, as I recall.

[–]8bitOrca 0 points1 point ago

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My interpretation of "Please curb your dog" is forever tainted by this scene.

[–]BLVD 0 points1 point ago

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The sound effects are what is best.

[–]BestReadAtWork -5 points-4 points ago

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NSFL. Did chuckle, though I hate myself now. Thanks for that.

[–]rawbamatic -1 points0 points ago

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I just lost the game.

[–]pathmarkpolice -1 points0 points ago

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I want to give this a million upvotes.

[–]Upvote_and_STFU -1 points0 points ago

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[–]GhostSongX4 -2 points-1 points ago

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Did anyone else, after watching the ending, think; fuck maybe Furlong and Norton were right all along. God damn savages.

[–]aeeeee -1 points0 points ago

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this should be the soundtrack - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BodQro_9LgA

[–]Rawking -1 points0 points ago

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dat butt

[–]zeppelindude93 -1 points0 points ago

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dat ass.

[–]elliot_goldstein -1 points0 points ago

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A story about a Skinhead racist that turned out to be a Jew. Well those Jewish girl are pretty popular, we all may have little jew in us.

[–]redsteakraw 0 points1 point ago

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I think you are thinking about The Believer.

[–]Spankthat -1 points0 points ago

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[–]thatwolfieguy -1 points0 points ago

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[–]anonymous11235 -4 points-3 points ago

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Thiis is horrible. Pure shock value--not really funny. There ought to be a separate subreddit to absorb offensive 'humor'

[–]FaceIsStuckLikeThis 1 point2 points ago

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Its only offensive if you are a bitch.

[–]mega_mix 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, its called r/WTF

[–]TrueAmerican1776 -2 points-1 points ago

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This movie truly resonated with me the first time I saw it as about a 12 year old, white male in the United States. Derrick Vineyard was that older brother I wished I had in that movie. His speech, fiery passion, yet ultimate helplessness as a patriotic all-American male really got to me. Fucking grade A stuff.

Apparently at the end of the film after his brother gets shot, there was going to be a scene where the scene goes black and you hear the clippers turn on.....

[–]Antroh 0 points1 point ago

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No shit? I love this movie but never heard that before. Even though it would give the ending a more badass appeal. I think it would take away from the overall message of the film

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[–]TrueAmerican1776 -1 points0 points ago

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What's the alternative? I don't know about you, but maybe your family came off some meatwagon 25 years ago....my family has been here in the US since the 17th century. I am proud of that fact. You don't like it, and/or don't understand it---tough shit. We live in a world where other people would gladly kill you for who/what you are. Your nation is basically the ones within the borders that are forefathers earned for us---and are the only people that would have your back if the shit hit the fan.

[–]FraggotMan -2 points-1 points ago

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not funny when it was postedf when the wii was announced, still not funny

[–]bigmeech -4 points-3 points ago

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not old at all

[–]flojo11 -4 points-3 points ago

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I like this scene the best.

[–]catchpen 1 point2 points ago

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"70 people like this. Log in to Facebook to share with your friends." WTF and nope.