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[–]Dovregubben 92 points93 points ago

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That's how I feel when I submit a link to Reddit....

[–]vincent21212 3 points4 points ago

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digg was like that. If I remember correctly, it got to a point that if content wasn't submitted by MrBabyMan or Kevin Rose, you'd get buried to hell. Then MrBabyMan got pushed out and all content was submitted by digg staff only. Yup, that's how it went. The income inequality made digg one of the worst sites in history.

.0001%!

[–]DevoALMIGHTY 34 points35 points ago

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So you're saying you just got home, and your girlfriend's friends are there visiting her, ready to pounce on you? That's when you walk through the door pulling your clothes off. Either they deal with your dong flip-floppin left to right and get with the program, or they leave. Either way, you win.

[–]promonk 9 points10 points ago

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This is the soundest advice I have ever seen posted to the Series of Tubes.

It's your home, right? Well, if the interlopers are flippin' you static, simply doff the pantaloons and let it all hang out. Explain that you prefer, in your druthers, to air the junk out when you're unrestricted by stodgy social mores. Follow this up by acting aghast that they don't do similar when they can, and cite fictitious studies showing that cancer rates drop dramatically when genitals are allowed a bit of fresh air on a frequent basis (Grzelewski 2002; Lewis 2001; Gilbert and Sullivan 1923).

If all that fails, challenge the alpha to a drinking contest/fistfight. Group sex is then assured (assuming you can win such a challenge. If not, God save your soul).

[–]grubas 2 points3 points ago

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Gilbert and Sullivan 1923

I enjoy their theories and studies.

[–]Jonno_FTW 1 point2 points ago

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Spoken like a true David Attenborough.

[–]promonk 0 points1 point ago

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Ups for D.A. Love that guy.

[–]Manbrodude 5 points6 points ago

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Hes right, you cant not win!

[–]AuraofMana 0 points1 point ago

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What if all her friends are 300 pounds?

Also, this doesn't guarantee that her friends are all female.

I beat your system.

[–]Honda_TypeR 2 points3 points ago

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Nobody beats the system!

Go to your to your room young man... you need to think about what you did today!... and no porn or xbox ... I mean it!

[–]eltommonator -1 points0 points ago

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Nobody beats my system, except for me.

Wait...

[–]Drizzt396 0 points1 point ago

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Also, this doesn't guarantee that her friends are all female.

DM;HS

[–]SecondGuy -1 points0 points ago

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OP's girlfriend probably told her friends what bad decisions he made in the past that directly affected her. So, they would be angry.

[–]Quotes_Jurassic_Park 12 points13 points ago

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Still the tyrannosaur hesitated. "What is she afraid of?" Malcolm whispered.

"Probably another tyrannosaur," Grant whispered. Big carnivores like lions and tigers often became cautious after a kill, behaving as if suddenly exposed. Nineteenth-century zoologists imagined the animals felt guilty for what they had done. But contemporary scientists documented the effort behind a kill-hours of patient stalking before the final lunge-as well as the frequency of failure. The idea of "nature, red in tooth and claw" was wrong; most often the prey got away. When a carnivore finally brought down an animal, it was watchful for another predator, who might attack it and steal its prize. Thus this tyrannosaur was probably fearful of another tyrannosaur.

[–]mastermrt 1 point2 points ago

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I like this novelty account - but I better not catch you quoting something from any of the movies...

[–]Quotes_Jurassic_Park 4 points5 points ago

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Harding shrugged. "John's frequently got a problem. You know how engineers are. They want everything to go by the book."

[–]piedmontwachau 28 points29 points ago

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Can I please see where this is from?

[–]Johnny_McBoogerBalls 11 points12 points ago

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The only other place I've seen those frames was a 3 second clip in BBC's "One Life" film, which is amazing, by the way, trailer on youtube.

[–]aktone -2 points-1 points ago

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I didn't see it, and I watched it twice. Not complaining though, that shit is awesome.

[–]ammb 8 points9 points ago

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I think he meant it's in the film itself, not the trailer for the film.

[–]Johnny_McBoogerBalls 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, that's what I meant, it's in the film, not the trailer. It's in the very beginning of the film, less than 5 minutes in.

[–]Omgpolly 14 points15 points ago

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Look at the muscles on the one to the right :O

[–]japhyryder28 7 points8 points ago

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This is how I imagine a Mormon polygamist husband feels when its "that time of the month".

[–]ParanoidTrapezoid 5 points6 points ago

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it's simple: find their offspring. slay their offspring. mate with them to create more offspring.

[–]Isalion 4 points5 points ago

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Haave you ever thought of getting a new gf with nicer friends..

[–]Darth_Hobbes 1 point2 points ago

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Coward.

[–]RaidensReturn 7 points8 points ago

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this is terrifying

[–]ForTheWilliams 17 points18 points ago

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So...what you're trying to say is that your gf's friends...are cougars? I jelly.

[–]WalkerTexasRanger 17 points18 points ago

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Pussy coming at you?

[–]dimsedk 8 points9 points ago

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Only in Soviet Russia.

[–]homewrddeer 17 points18 points ago

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In Soviet russia, pussy eat you.

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[–]LastImmortalMan 5 points6 points ago

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I really want to see the entire video of this now...

[–]malicestar 3 points4 points ago

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What a fun and sexy time for you.

[–]yeahhtoast 5 points6 points ago

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[–]gatesthree 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck I'm looking for context when I'm supposed to be writing my paper... AGAIN. Reddit please go do some more donations so I don't have to be here anymore.

[–]PrettyBox 0 points1 point ago

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NAUGHTY NAUGHTY HEAD IN POTTY.

[–]Jcdubs 1 point2 points ago

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Whipped.

[–]Snow_King -1 points0 points ago

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So... what you're saying is that when you get home 3 pussies are coming at you, probably wanting your cock? Not bad.

[–]ashyjakk[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Front page... proudest day of my life.

[–]natedagr811 1 point2 points ago

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At the cost of your sanity? Welcome to Reddit!

[–]steveotheguide 0 points1 point ago

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Why have I got you tagged that your name is James Bond?

[–]ashyjakk[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Shit! Okay guys, this isn't funny anymore!

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[–]ethicalcannibal 1 point2 points ago

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It's only a danger if you are a jerk.

[–]chezowek 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, James.

[–]ISaySmartStuff 0 points1 point ago

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My favourite part: The lion's testicle.

[–]Shaboz 0 points1 point ago

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My gf's friends think I'm a hateful, mean spirited misogynist. I cant wait to meet them.

[–]jeroenemans 0 points1 point ago

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Your gf's friends are all older women looking for some young flesh?

[–]SaintsSinner 0 points1 point ago

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That's how I feel when I get home and my girlfriends are home.

[–]fandango_gofandan 0 points1 point ago

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Never walk in on a situation like that. You're a dead man once they form a pack. If you see cars in front of the house, go hit the bar for a minute or wait it out somewhere else. My sympathies to you man, this gif brought on some serious flash backs for me!

[–]Probopass -1 points0 points ago

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So I assume you go through a lot of pairs of pants when your gf's friends are home.

[–]metacoma -3 points-2 points ago

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mormon ?