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[–]theunknown_ 194 points195 points ago

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Expected doubles.

[–]ilikebigbutts 61 points62 points ago

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check em

[–]worldspawn00 13 points14 points ago

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check em^

[–]Rswany 8 points9 points ago

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[–]schmon 43 points44 points ago

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> mfw 555 upvotes

AEyNs.jpg

[–]justcallmemrhandy 4 points5 points ago

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Is that Raven Symone?

[–]Stoe 0 points1 point ago

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oh god that was good.

[–]Krantastik 17 points18 points ago

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feelsbadman.jpg

[–]theunknown_ 0 points1 point ago

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^ check 'em.

[–]MestR 6 points7 points ago

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am i teh only one getting XXX instead of upvotes?!?!

[–]donkeyslapper 39 points40 points ago

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So do they like Huey Lewis and the News?

[–]SexySeverusSnape 10 points11 points ago

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It's hip to be square!

[–]shillbert 7 points8 points ago

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It's too Black for them.

[–]cieltsd 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know, it might be a little too new wave for their tastes

[–]lobstahfi 15 points16 points ago

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Do ya like Miles Fisher?

[–]rollinvl 11 points12 points ago

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His new EP marks a new....peak in professionalism

[–]spurion 28 points29 points ago

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Is that a raincoat?

[–]TumbleDryLow 38 points39 points ago

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Yes, Allen!

[–]greenlalablue 52 points53 points ago

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Then you violently murder them?

[–]bluthfrozenbananas 23 points24 points ago

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With an axe.

[–]cresteh 17 points18 points ago

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My axe

[–]ErroneousEric 11 points12 points ago

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sigh Entirely too well timed.

[–]nbenzi 2 points3 points ago

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And my bow

[–]DFTBAlex 10 points11 points ago

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It would seem reddit is a fickle beast.

[–]Spiderbeard 18 points19 points ago

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Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

[–]TumbleDryLow 16 points17 points ago

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No, Allen!

[–]Eeveelutions 5 points6 points ago

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Is that a raincoat?

[–]Nanosauromo 1 point2 points ago

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Yes it is!

[–]rafuzo2 7 points8 points ago

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Thank you. Now do you have a gif of the little dance he does when playing "Hip to be Square"?

[–]amazeballss[S] 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Dockboy 5 points6 points ago

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[–]garbledina 7 points8 points ago

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Cool vidya thread guys, but check my doubles.

[–]sotolicious 13 points14 points ago

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This is now a dubs thread.

[–]Mexicat 5 points6 points ago

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Did someone say spiderman thread?

[–]tfurdal -1 points0 points ago

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no

[–]Felicis 5 points6 points ago

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This was on beat with the song I'm listening to. Success.

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[–]ianmgull 6 points7 points ago

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Audio engineer here... The fuck does the loudness war have to do with graphic EQs????

[–]Professor_Gushington 4 points5 points ago

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Not an audio engineer, but read the article and wondered the same thing.

[–]grundlebuster -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]loercase 17 points18 points ago

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[–]Beegee7730 36 points37 points ago

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Check my dubstep.

[–]silverkir 3 points4 points ago

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I was just listening to my trance station on spotify, and this gif loaded exactly as the beat dropped...and it was all in perfect sync

[–]technojamin 2 points3 points ago

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Damnit, so close to syncing up with Mat Zo at TATW 400.

[–]honeybadga 2 points3 points ago

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I was listening to Steady as she goes by the raconteurs and it too went perfectly. strange....

[–]Kind_compliments 1 point2 points ago

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Same, except dubstep. Skream :)

[–]Ferknando 6 points7 points ago

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check them summerfags!

[–]officespaced 5 points6 points ago

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CHECK EM'

[–]Deric 4 points5 points ago

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Dubs thread?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Check out these DUBStep.

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[–]jonjonguitar9 9 points10 points ago

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nice script fag

[–]KneeGrowPlees 24 points25 points ago

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[–]ZugZug_II 4 points5 points ago

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what movie is this from?

[–]Eeveelutions 10 points11 points ago

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American Psycho. Definitely watch it.

[–]DepartmentStoreSpook 5 points6 points ago

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I agree. I saw it for the first time literally less than an hour ago by chance. Great movie.

[–]IwillReadThings 3 points4 points ago

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It sucks a major dick compared to the book.

[–]nrg13 2 points3 points ago

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One of the sickest books I've ever read. My mouth hung open during some of the more 'descriptive' sections.

[–]Jayizdaman 6 points7 points ago

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American Psycho

[–]oh_well_nevermind 2 points3 points ago

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http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/movies/2000/american_psycho_(2000).html

I'v never seen it either, but no better time than now.. its not like I don't hate wall street already..

[–]HZAres 3 points4 points ago

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Patrick Batman

[–]Chicago63 14 points15 points ago

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Check em

[–]GMLW 4 points5 points ago

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You tell your friends to check 'em?

[–]kevster2717 4 points5 points ago

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746 upvotes

No dubs...

[–]3rdParty2012 30 points31 points ago

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dub/s check 'um

[–]BoredBoy5 5 points6 points ago

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What movie was this from?

[–]joylent_green 10 points11 points ago

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American Psycho

[–]KingKazuma 8 points9 points ago

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I highly recommend watching this.

[–]MissCharmCity 2 points3 points ago

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Batman is kicking it

[–]shillbert 3 points4 points ago

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Batman is Bateman's secret identity... he really shouldn't have chosen a name so close.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Y'all now posting in a Spiderman thread.

[–]drilldozerbaggins 2 points3 points ago

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check muh trips, yo!

[–]markiedee88 2 points3 points ago

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damn

[–]kickmenow 2 points3 points ago

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[–]SovereignPotato 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Dockboy 2 points3 points ago

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[–]_an1sh 2 points3 points ago

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Scene from which the .gif is from. I can never stop giggling watching it

[–]goniss 2 points3 points ago

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Phil Collins FTW

[–]SteamJaccuzi 0 points1 point ago

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because genesis wasn't the same back with anderson

[–]John_um 2 points3 points ago

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I like to listen to dubs...tep

[–]Shaprepenr 0 points1 point ago

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Congratulations! You've just won in life.

[–]Slippyy 2 points3 points ago

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And then you shove an axe through their heads? Thats a little forced.

[–]Bratva 2 points3 points ago

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[–]anomalicspork 1 point2 points ago

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This was bobbing in perfect time to the Avett Brothers I was listening to.

[–]hallucinogenius 1 point2 points ago

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i upvoted even though you made me spit all over my computer when i burst into laughter.

[–]Dvalamardace 1 point2 points ago

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And Lump by the Presidents of the United States of America came on Pandora when I opened this link. Very fitting.

[–]American__Psycho 1 point2 points ago

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Do you like Huey Louis and the News?

[–]deleated 1 point2 points ago

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Why would you apply different settings to the left and right channels of your graphic equalizer?

[–]kittencannon 1 point2 points ago

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That's how my friends look when recommending dubstep...

[–]Jerms-boo 1 point2 points ago

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I am listening to Levels - Avicii and his head bobbed in sync with the music.

[–]Dealybobber 1 point2 points ago

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Does not sync w/ Hip To Be Square. DOES sync with Deathnotronic (please open that in the background, the video is pants-on-head retarded).

This might be due to Chrome limiting framerate, I'm not sure.

[–]justbecausewhynot 1 point2 points ago

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Still havnt seen the movie. Someone tell me when its on netflix.

[–]Giantpanda602 1 point2 points ago

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Followed by "Wait, it gets better. Wait for it...here.... Fuck you guys, you have no taste in music."

[–]barringtonf 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Devo?

[–]ptrsdwski 1 point2 points ago

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Do you kill them with an ax afterward?

[–]GeoSzef 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome, I'm going to watch this movie right now, thanks for the inspers! I've heard all of his other books are the same. Oh well, This one is good. AMERICAN PSYCHO. ..Love IT!!!!

[–]Iruleandyoudont 1 point2 points ago

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only kool if you actually wear a plastic jacket...

[–]Goblerone 1 point2 points ago

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Well one benefit to that method is that you don't need to keep finding pieces of new music.

[–]beeUnit 1 point2 points ago

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Lady Gaga, Scheibe (DJ White Shadow Mugler) Listen to it while watching this gif. They fit perfectly.

[–]joshcollective 1 point2 points ago

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With an axe?

[–]nickateen 1 point2 points ago

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One of the best movies ever made. Under appreciated.

[–]MrMackay 1 point2 points ago

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Lines up almost perfectly with Sultans of Swing

[–]__Patrick_Bateman_ 1 point2 points ago

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I always end up having to explaining the songs to them, it gets very annoying.

[–]arbitraryentry 1 point2 points ago

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I love friends.

I can do a thousand now.

[–]Shaprepenr 1 point2 points ago

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I don't see no dubs.

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

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[–]mikeyswoosh 1 point2 points ago

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I caught myself nodding to the .gif with no music...

[–]ravewithd 1 point2 points ago

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it's hip to be a square

[–]gojirra 1 point2 points ago

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QuotesCommentHistory is the worst novelty account ever. I hate him.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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dem dubs

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Checkum

[–]exo762 1 point2 points ago

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There is a music video where singer is Christian Bale's look-alike. Same setting - "American Psycho". Can't recall the name... Do you guys remember it?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Sync'd perfectly to the music I was listening to. Going to go buy a lotto ticket.

[–]R3Y 1 point2 points ago

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what movie or show is this from? anyone know?

[–]CheckMyDubs 1 point2 points ago

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The layout on this shitty website gave me autism, don't forget to check my dubs though

[–]Tbing 7 points8 points ago

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Check em' newfags

[–]hedcase 2 points3 points ago

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This is what he's listening to.

[–]bobthetitanic 1 point2 points ago

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[–]UltraJake 1 point2 points ago

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[–]JackpotDen 1 point2 points ago

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This is how I do it :

Me: this band blows my fucking mind!

Them : It's too loud/busy/noisy! But they're talented. I'll go listen to the beatles/nightwish/chiptunes/absolutely fucking nothing/industrial now.

Me : ಠ_ಠ

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jazzwhiz -1 points0 points ago

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The original Dexter Morgan.

[–]shillbert 4 points5 points ago

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Except he killed hookers and people he hated, instead of "bad guys"?

[–]Goude 1 point2 points ago

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Also consider the opening sequences both feature food prep as a euphemism for murder.

[–]KyleGibson 1 point2 points ago

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also i like dem both

[–]gojirra 1 point2 points ago

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QuotesCommentHistory is the worst novelty account ever. I hate him.

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes -1 points0 points ago

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your doing it right

[–]Tyrant20 -4 points-3 points ago

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