Don't fuck with America.

Roaven · 10 months

Maybe, but why did Washington kill his Sensei in a duel?

BryanMcgee · 10 months

One of my family's legends is that one of my ancestors in fact led his horse across the Delaware to break up the ice in advance of Washington crossing in a boat. I don't know how true the story is but it's a story we like to tell.

zyzzogeton · 10 months

Washington's troops only killed 22 people when they crossed the Delaware and attacked the Hessians. Captured nearly 900 though.

JackTrueborn · 10 months

Not only will they shoot you dead from the fantail of a destroyer while you're in a life raft in choppy seas, they'll do it at night. On Easter Sunday.

For those who don't know what the hell this is referencing...

ComputerSavvy · 10 months

That should read," We will row across an ice clogged river in the middle of the night just to kill you in your sleep on Christmas".

lawlzorz17 · 10 months

washington was known as town destroyer by the mohawks. he will do more than just kill you, he'll go hulk on your entire fucking regiment and then say something badass like: Merry Christmas, your present is a can of pre-opened whoopass.

rainydays2020 · 10 months

AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!

Veloqu · 10 months

Only if they're distracted by a poker game first

Astrokreep23 · 10 months

If your army is still asleep at 900 am because only half of Washington's forces made it across and they were hours behind schedule then you kind of bring it on yourself.

Velitatio · 10 months

Who gives a shit. If I was a general I would do what I had to, to win. Like Genghis Khan. If you are not ready to be ruthless then why the fuck be in the business of killing people. It is war not baseball.

JonSherwell · 10 months

My Econ teacher from Highschool has this framed in his classroom. Brilliant.

thereAreNoManlyTears · 10 months

fun fact : the chinese pulled the same thing on american troops during the korean war

illujun · 10 months

America: Done a bunch of atrocious crap. Rest of the World: Oh, yeah, we have too.

LeGrandArmee · 10 months

Or in your Pakistan.

gastromagig · 10 months

'Merica, Fuck Yeh

fortheepicwin · 10 months

Wallpaper, please?

veyronb · 10 months

How can I get this on a poster?

smodfan337 · 10 months

upvote because this means i remembered one thing from all my years of history classes

TimedRaccoon · 10 months

This is my new desktop background, thank you.

[deleted] · 10 months

lol I never saw it that way before

ropers · 10 months

Next time some idiot complains about the "War on Christmas", you'll know what to do.

Rommel79 · 10 months

Fuckin. A.

Sirtroz · 10 months

everyone knows they don't celebrate christmas in england

fuc_kamerica · 10 months

Oh crap.

kunk180 · 10 months

Fun Fact: There is a black guy in this picture that people often never notice :D

FilterOutBullshit3 · 10 months

Certainly one of those historical events that would be perceived quite differently today had the British won.

splinechaser · 10 months

Hey man, I'm part of what's left of the Narraganset Indians. Ass hat colonists.

n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 · 10 months

America, turn horrors in to holidays that last forever. everyone celebrate 9.11

Freetrog · 10 months

Try telling this joke in Vietnam ಠ_ಠ

isherwood_williams · 10 months

Why?

Because we're right.

JimJonTom · 10 months

Patriotism: Because this pile of dirt is better than that pile of dirt.

Eonir · 10 months

A bunch of British guys led by a rich guy in tight pants. The first Americans.

Callumlfc69 · 10 months

Us Brits like to play football with our enemies on Christmas.

TruthOasis · 10 months

fuck or don't fuck with america. If you have natural resources you will be fucked with

scumbagredditor420 · 10 months

skyrim font.

RickHayes · 10 months

How's rebuilding the White House going?

Adventurist · 10 months

*you AND your mercenaries.

fantes_friend · 10 months

fuck you....

[deleted] · 10 months

Those fat cinnabun eating motherfuckers aren't even awake christmas morning.. I'd be more worried of dying of fright in my own dream..

yhelothere · 10 months

But Afghans don't celebrate Christmas?

koko_jambo · 10 months

ha but but you are fat

[deleted] · 10 months

Isn't that an act of terrorism?

M0b1u5 · 10 months

Given that America is almost dead anyway, why would you want to fuck with it?

Pineo · 10 months

Home of the brave, right?

ngtstkr · 10 months

America, we will kill you in your sleep on Christmas. -Canada

TheOtherOneWhoSpeaks · 10 months

LOL America

noptotsch · 10 months

Sounds like America is yelling about the things they did/do to others, which they apparently don't want returned. Or something :)

noptotsch · 10 months

Hey how nice! I see I got to exactly -8 by now. Congratulations, especially for acknowledging the saying 'the truth is hard'. How many facts do you need? Plain, obvious and scientifically undeniable die-hard proof. How much do you need it? Or are you downvoting reflexed demolished braincapacity just about to reinvent the circle? Most probably, no?

Oh to prevent mistakes: I dont fuck with continents, rather the opposite sex. Fuck is bidirectional, in any (either negative or positive or both) way. To pretend displayed methods (we will blabla) to be rather defensive (or anything else) than escalating, provocative, non solving/sense is just stupid. Are you guys actually proud at being stupid? I can remember the days that collective america wasn't that stupid.

I'm waiting for the minus eight on this comment as well. Thanks already and in advance. Have fun staying in denial, rock bottom is coming. Don't you slowly start to notice by now? Are you blind? Don't worry about that though, might get you killed in your sleep. Putting such proof of being in denial, only speeds up the whole thing, even !-)

And then taken into consideration that I'm quite pro-USA. Houston, we have a problem. Staying in denial won't be anything like a solution, just bet on that. Good leadership will be able to solve far most of these problems though, good leadership is not the crap you condone on top right now. Don't want to believe me? Rather downvote? These silly things won't help you escape hard truth, hard facts and hard (and obvious) reactions. As it never ever has in the whole of history. Its a very foolish man trying to break that circle without bringing real new arguments to it.

[edit] Sososo. that -8 thingy of course won't show sub comments to some redditor settings. Important enough nevertheless to make it known, clearly and again through this kind of cross post. Enjoy.

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"Sounds like America is yelling about the things they did/do to others, which they apparently don't want returned. Or something :)"

g'nite ladies. sleep tight.[/edit]

hanahou · 10 months

Yeah and they're still fucking with us 24/7 to this day.

Edit: Must be a tea bagger who downvoted.

Wallwillis · 10 months

Vietnam, bitch.

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