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[–]Paladinltd 18 points19 points ago

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That is a disturbingly accurate summation of why I go on reddit.

[–]bigmeech -1 points0 points ago

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it's almost like people purposely google things to get karma

[–]KyleGibson 21 points22 points ago

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No, you googled "repost"

[–]larkable 28 points29 points ago

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[–]Omnifarious -1 points0 points ago

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ZING!

[–]patrick_j 2 points3 points ago

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Don't forget the r/atheism circlejerk.

You have reasonable beliefs that God may not exist. We get it. Get off your high horse.

[–]diegocg 2 points3 points ago

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Why so many people makes reddit-related searchs in google images?

[–]dannyduh 2 points3 points ago

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to post for karma

[–]dragoliger22 4 points5 points ago

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Morgan Freeman and cats... Yep sounds about right

[–]shoeler[!] 7 points8 points ago

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NO. THIS TREND DIED AWHILE AGO. LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT DIE.

[–]IdTugYourBoat 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit is like a mad scientist; it reanimates old trends and brings them back to life.

[–]OldGobbo 5 points6 points ago

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Is that trend really alive?

Nope, Chuck Testa.

[–]kalizar 0 points1 point ago

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You can't set YOURSELF up for the joke. It ruins the magic.

[–]OldGobbo 0 points1 point ago

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But if someone else said it, I wouldn't have gotten all the sweet, sweet karma.

[–]BlinkyGirl 1 point2 points ago

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I lol'd. Bravo Google, bravo.

[–]snap_wilson 1 point2 points ago

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Should be on the goddamned masthead.

[–]I_have_great_lexicon 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus Fucking freeman!

[–]kalizar 0 points1 point ago

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That's hot.

[–]meginmich 2 points3 points ago

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Can't argue with that.

[–]djdalek 1 point2 points ago

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This is surprisingly accurate.

[–]Jhloa2 1 point2 points ago

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This is what I got Clicky

[–]lia_sang 1 point2 points ago

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I came.

[–]Waffles81 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, that doesnt make sense.

"Getting moist" would only apply on a woman right? Yet she askes "do I make you moist".

Would make more sense if it said "YOU MAKE ME MOIST" no?

[–]bugdog 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe someone is implying that Helen Thomas is a lesbian?

[–]Waffles81 1 point2 points ago

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yeah, true...

On the other hand, with a face like hers i feel "you make me moist" is funnier.

[–]BlinkyGirl 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't need that... eye twitch

[–]Waffles81 0 points1 point ago

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according to your username i'm not to blame for that eye twitch there...

[–]BlinkyGirl 0 points1 point ago

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Touche.

[–]Waffles81 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if misspelled touché or douche...

[–]BlinkyGirl 0 points1 point ago

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No international keyboard. Just woke up. I meant touché.

[–]seemein3d 1 point2 points ago

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That's funny, because I got this. http://i.imgur.com/a0kkc.jpg

[–]raindove89 3 points4 points ago

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[–]BlinkyGirl 0 points1 point ago

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Damn near my response. I backed up as far as my vertebrae would let me. I can't throw my desktop, though.

[–]Ferg8 1 point2 points ago

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...aaaaand then I read this with his voice.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Ashlynkat 0 points1 point ago

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Why do I feel like this image is the key to understanding the meaning of life?

[–]kalizar 0 points1 point ago

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Stop doing that.

[–]MoombaCat 0 points1 point ago

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That is an excellent reason.

[–]alexlm85 0 points1 point ago

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Picture so full of win.

[–]SJBean 0 points1 point ago

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Yep.

[–]AbsurdityAtItsFinest 0 points1 point ago

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It's shocking how accurate that is.

[–]sporsk 0 points1 point ago

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oozes classiness

[–]Brodie505 0 points1 point ago

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hahahahaha

[–]Zam0070 0 points1 point ago

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So i searched the exact same thing on yahoo, google definitely wins.

[–]Catbunny 0 points1 point ago

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True story.

[–]SniperTooL -1 points0 points ago

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Morgan Catman

[–]univega 5 points6 points ago

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Moargan Fleaman

[–]ChadFeldheimer 0 points1 point ago

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Meowgan Fleaman

[–]jbfghost7 -1 points0 points ago

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These posts are really sad.

[–]MufasaJesus -1 points0 points ago

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SOON.

[–]BlinkyGirl 0 points1 point ago

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SPOON

[–]fatechanger -1 points0 points ago

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thats hilarious!

[–]middledigitman -2 points-1 points ago

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soon

[–]Lotenn -2 points-1 points ago

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Curses on your family, now that you have fulfilled my purpose for being here I must go.