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Nobody fucks with the Jesus (30.media.tumblr.com)

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[–]burntsalmon 39 points40 points ago

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You may fool the fucks at the league office, but you don't fool Jesus.

[–]alistairtenpennyson 18 points19 points ago

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I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead.

[–]BakedPotatoTattoo 11 points12 points ago

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You gota date on Wednesday baby!

[–]jonathanrdt 3 points4 points ago

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Whooo!

[–]mark_it_zero_smokey 4 points5 points ago

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and i sure as SHIT..DONT FUCKING ROLL ON SHABBOS

[–]Bizpad 111 points112 points ago

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Dios mio, man. Judas and me, we're going to fuck you up.

[–]BakedPotatoTattoo 32 points33 points ago

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You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

[–]multiMurf 24 points25 points ago

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Eight-year-olds, Dude.

[–]LettersFromTheSky -5 points-4 points ago

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Reminds me of this: Missionary Man

[–]spazmodic- 0 points1 point ago

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Really? reminds me of this

[–]Howard_Beale 6 points7 points ago

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I see you rolled your way into the last supper.

[–]thechapattack 6 points7 points ago

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Yea, well..that's just like your opinion man

[–]deu5 1 point2 points ago

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Was gonna tell you to go back to r/trees, but your damn post history won't confirm my suspicions. I'll just hop back meself.

[–]thechapattack 0 points1 point ago

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haha I don't smoke pot anymore. I don't do anything besides occasionally drink whiskey

[–]Plagiarismo 18 points19 points ago

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John Turturro thought he had more screentime when he read the script. Upon realising it was much smaller than he expected, the Coen brothers decided to let him shape the character's traits however he wanted. As a matter of fact the way he shines his ball as depicted in the .gif was John's idea.

[–]derekmyoung 5 points6 points ago

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I can now forgive him for the Transformer movies.

[–]Scops 1 point2 points ago

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Really? I thought he was the only redeeming thing about the second movie. Never saw the third one.

[–]giveitago 2 points3 points ago

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Perfect example of no small parts, only small actors.

[–]djdalek 30 points31 points ago

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This is the best thing I have ever seen, and I've seen boobs IRL.

[–]haiku_robot 15 points16 points ago

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This is the best thing 
I have ever seen, and I've 
seen boobs IRL.

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]Wormythunder 20 points21 points ago

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I fight for the users

[–]PassionateMusicGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit belongs to the users!

[–]MistaBubz 3 points4 points ago

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Implying we aren't all bots already.

[–]ThemDangVidyaGames 4 points5 points ago

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Beep boop.

[–]haiku_robot 15 points16 points ago

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bop

[–]thismessismine 1 point2 points ago

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Hahaha, not even a haiku. Either I'm missing something, or this bot has quite the sense of humor.

[–]RourkeAnderson 0 points1 point ago

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Ska ska ba dowop

[–]Lifted 26 points27 points ago

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8 year olds, dude.

[–]connordlange 68 points69 points ago

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Only takes 2 days for reposts to reap karma nowadays...

[–]tapdathoe 13 points14 points ago

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I wanted to say this too but I didn't want to be "that guy." So instead I upvote you for being "that guy."

[–]Erickhouman -1 points0 points ago

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You guys did it before I could, so I'll just upvote you both and be done with it.

[–]spankr 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't see it before, but I'm still saddened that it is a repost. I will change my vote for you see, reddit is diminished by reposts. Reddit is brought closer and closer to Digg with every repost. To those that say, "there are thousands of new people on reddit every day," I say, "reddit isn't a fucking movie, to be restarted every time someone new walks in the room. Is it our duty to bring every new person up to speed on what's been posted? Hell no! They can bloody well click on 'TOP' from this hour, day, week, month and all time, just as easily as I did when I wanted to see funny shit from the past!"

[–]DragoneyeIIVX 3 points4 points ago

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If people are upvoting it, obviously they are enjoying it. We're here to enjoy ourselves.

What's the issue?

[–]tapdathoe -1 points0 points ago

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My issue is not the repost, it's that this was one on the front page like literally friday afternoon. I guess I'd just like for SOME time between them.

[–]barius_questus 0 points1 point ago

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http://mysteryboxx.com/images/obamam-lol-y-u-mad-tho.jpg

[–]Lootam 4 points5 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/OeQFx.gif

[–]mtldude1967 6 points7 points ago

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He's a pederast, Dude.

[–]BrotherSeamus 4 points5 points ago

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What's a... pederast, Walter?

[–]coconut1890 11 points12 points ago

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Shut the fuck up Donny.

[–]ellewar 7 points8 points ago

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You're out of your element.

[–]notamustache 0 points1 point ago

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Just saw this movie two days ago, loved that first bowling scene. This is probably my favorite line from any movie ever.

[–]Emptypiro 1 point2 points ago

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i'll 1-up you. i just saw this movie like 5 hours ago. i can't believe i've put off seeing this movie for so long

[–]Futhermucker 1 point2 points ago

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How are those two scenes in any way relevant

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 15 points16 points ago

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[–]notoriousslacker 11 points12 points ago

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It is 2011. Why can't I make this my computer wallpaper?

[–]austindriver13 5 points6 points ago

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...you can? I remember having .gifs as my wallpaper back in the olden days on Win2k

[–]Cendeu 3 points4 points ago

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If you can convert .gifs to .flvs then you can use dreamscene to set it as your background. Dreamscene is still in windows 7, just disabled. There's a really easy way to enable it.

I had a loop of this as my background for the longest time.

[–]lyktstolpe 1 point2 points ago

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Just enable ActiveDesktop.

[–]redditors_unite 3 points4 points ago

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The Jesus has a pretty weird anatomy. Look where his feet are!

[–]wankingpig 1 point2 points ago

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He's bow-legged.

[–]siorge 4 points5 points ago

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It needed musical background

[–]mediocreearthling 6 points7 points ago

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I thought it needed music as well, but maybe a little more latin flavor.

[–]siorge 1 point2 points ago

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Man, this is perfect!!!

[–]Barncow 1 point2 points ago

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This is what I was listening to when I saw this

[–]MotharChoddar -1 points0 points ago

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That's perfect.

[–]WildCardBitches 5 points6 points ago

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Relevant username.

[–]Lebowski5 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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indeed

[–]spankr 3 points4 points ago

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This is now my new favourite animated GIF. Thank you.

[–]dr_wang 1 point2 points ago

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isnt complete without...

[–]KidCharlemagne88 1 point2 points ago

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8 Disciples in the picture Dude

[–]xAbaddon 1 point2 points ago

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What's a pederast, Walter?

[–]hanahou 1 point2 points ago

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Well crap I'll say what men are thinking. "Why do you only have one big ball to shine?"

[–]HartBeatProductions 1 point2 points ago

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http://gifsound.com/?gif=http%3A%2F%2F30.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lv2zt1LCz11qmkr8bo1_500.gif&sound=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Db8AyHupByuU&start=49

[–]thespag 1 point2 points ago

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It's not jesus, it's all mighty malachi the bowling god.

[–]sracer4095 1 point2 points ago

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The smell of rosin gets him high, kiss those fucking pins goodbye…

[–]lamqta 1 point2 points ago

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8-year olds, Dude.

[–]TheBigBanger 1 point2 points ago

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reposts with 3500+ upvotes... unbelievable. Reddit you're failing.

[–]funkaliciousz 0 points1 point ago

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WWJD?

[–]BloodSoakedDoilies 0 points1 point ago

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Best.Gif.Ever.

[–]GaiusGracchus 0 points1 point ago

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brilliant

[–]roamingandy 0 points1 point ago

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you just made religion cool.. scary

[–]JoePanda253 0 points1 point ago

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Best gif of 2011

[–]GovernorFuckHead 0 points1 point ago

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what did I just click on

[–]JesusChristSuperDick 0 points1 point ago

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Best I've seen in a while

[–]benthicmastadon 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed way too hard at this.

[–]7nights 0 points1 point ago

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WTF?

[–]MarcoA5 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like G Nev

[–]ireallylikecake 0 points1 point ago

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except Judas, he fucked with him. on second thought, Jesus got him back and made him hang himself. Scumbag Jesus

[–]Whatmemesrmadeof 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure how the Lord would feel about me upvoting this.... But He knows my heart. I like it. And I'm sorry.

[–]magylo 0 points1 point ago

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I just used this to explain to my three old who Jesus is. She's gonna have a fucked up idea of what Christmas is.

[–]Cameraboy300 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it lol

[–]enaud 0 points1 point ago

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Creep can roll...

[–]emmettjes 0 points1 point ago

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so......beautiful

[–]smalls1652 0 points1 point ago

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This seems relevant. I just watched The Big Lebowski today.

[–]LookLikeJesus 0 points1 point ago

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I can confirm this.

[–]ShawnDawn 0 points1 point ago

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I would've been on the front page...AHH!!!

[–]erkose 0 points1 point ago

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Too Funny

[–]Pantoush 0 points1 point ago

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Watch Out, We Have a Badass Over Here

[–]BobbyDEllis 0 points1 point ago

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No one fucks with this repost

[–]vinnipuh 0 points1 point ago

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His feet make the picture.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Right-click and "save"

[–]tomkaa -2 points-1 points ago

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Alright so I'm listening to some drum and bass, and look at this gif.
Turns out they go pretty well together !

[–]Lebowski5 -1 points0 points ago

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Jesus...

[–]HotKarlHungus 0 points1 point ago

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you said it mayne

[–]elvisliveson -1 points0 points ago

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a frame of this would make an awesome christmas present for the grandparents.

[–]thekingofpeas -1 points0 points ago

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"Who wants to play the tombola?!"

[–]I_RAPE_WOMBATS -1 points0 points ago

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Fucking hilarious!

[–]KhanOfBorg -2 points-1 points ago

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Where's NinjaDiscoJesus when you need him?

[–]troyANDabed -3 points-2 points ago

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Is there not a policy about posting a gif in pics? There should be.

[–]avioneta -2 points-1 points ago

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this is brilliant

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