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[–]Cygnus_X1 27 points28 points ago

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Looks like a screenshot of next summer's big blockbuster horror movie.

"It will kill you...if you don't eat right"

"It hides....in the vegetable isle"

"It wants you....to eat healthy"

Next summer, prepare to forget that pizza is a vegetable: REVENGETABLES

[–]Perk456 4 points5 points ago

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DUN DUN

I WILL SQUASH YOU

[–]Cygnus_X1 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like the protagonist is going to get himself into a real pickle.

[–]MadMageMC 1 point2 points ago

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This requires a punk soundtrack with groups like Skankin' Pickle on it.

[–]TumbleDryLow 2 points3 points ago

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I'd originally intended to correct you and say "vegetable aisle" but the idea of an island inhabited by killer vegetables is still pretty awesome. Complaint withdrawn.

[–]Cygnus_X1 2 points3 points ago

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I noticed the mistake after I posted it, but decided to keep it for the same reason.

[–]NichaelBluth 4 points5 points ago

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yeah, being in a supermarket isn't really conducive to trying to sleep.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Never going near my pile of squash at night ever again.

[–]MadMageMC 2 points3 points ago

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I've heard of baby squash, but this is ridiculous.

[–]wink047 9 points10 points ago

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i think this is in the wrong subreddit

[–]actuarian 2 points3 points ago

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Congratulations. He's a healthy 1.99 lb.

[–]aoeui-dhtns 1 point2 points ago

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Soon

[–]tndooge 2 points3 points ago

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[–]vox35 1 point2 points ago

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Organic baby heads are the best baby heads, IMHO.

[–]bdayandfriends 1 point2 points ago

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Baby Cookie Looooves you

[–]arabjuice 0 points1 point ago

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Toy story?

[–]ThisClockwork 0 points1 point ago

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Imagine scooping out some squash for your holiday dinner and having that baby head plop down on your plate. No thank you.

[–]Azov237 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ALWP. Thank you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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We have that doll.

[–]AreaManReddits 0 points1 point ago

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^ lost sleep wondering why we don't have such good prices on organic vine tomatoes here

[–]krevency 0 points1 point ago

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Is that how babies are made?

[–]honestysrevival 0 points1 point ago

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I was eating some tortilla chips and salsa when I pulled this picture up. I stopped chewing momentarily.

[–]Pantoush 0 points1 point ago

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I know! Those prices for the Organic Delicata Squashare crazy!

[–]GreatAwesomeFool 0 points1 point ago

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Soon....

[–]quaintcracker 0 points1 point ago

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at least it's organic

[–]zizekbananas 0 points1 point ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

[–]ZettaSlow 0 points1 point ago

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As someone who works in a store this annoys me because;

1) No fucking shelf guard to keep shit from falling off shit

2) Too much shit stacked up on top of other shit

....shit

[–]IMeasilyimpressed 0 points1 point ago

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Watch out for gypsies.

[–]mydogisdumb 0 points1 point ago

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this made my day

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, gourd!

[–]billiarddaddy 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking dolls.

[–]ARZ0NIK 0 points1 point ago

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This should go in r/WTF.

[–]fairypants 0 points1 point ago

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Bloody hell!

[–]thatsnotpc 0 points1 point ago

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Get in my belly baby ... ooh and I'll have a side of pumpkin!

[–]Windicator -2 points-1 points ago

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got some brown on myself