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[–]IchooseYou 40 points41 points ago

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His train of thought: "imadogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdoggaaahholycrap!"

[–]spritle6054 5 points6 points ago

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You made me wake up my significant other by laughing, I threw down my phone and pretended to be asleep. I hope you're happy.

[–]trobke 2 points3 points ago

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Were you able to pull off the "I was asleep the whole time routine" or did you get caught in the act of redditing in bed?

[–]Ajatasatru 1 point2 points ago

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Now, read it in the dog's voice

[–]IchooseYou 0 points1 point ago

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I have to say that makes me very happy, I win this round spritle6054, also your name autocorrects to doritos6054 on my phone, thought you might like to know

[–]yodaboy64 46 points47 points ago

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I have been laughing at the last panel of this for like 5 minutes straight. Oh god, I'm a terrible person

[–]Intolerance 14 points15 points ago

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his face fucking kills me

[–]Pit_of_Death 3 points4 points ago

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I'm saving this for any time I need a good laugh.

[–]MrConfucius -1 points0 points ago

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There has got to be a type of humor name for this (i.e. Slapstick)

I haven't laughed this hard since my first time.

[–]inibrius 11 points12 points ago

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My border collie gets that exact look occasionally. Usually when he's falling off of something. I SWEAR it's the canine equivalent of 'ohfuckohfuckohfuck'. I'll see if I can find the pics of him trying to ice skate last year. It was hilarious.

[–]BenRessler 4 points5 points ago

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That's your fault for putting him on ice skates...

[–]cIumsythumbs 2 points3 points ago

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MUST find.

[–]Bezulba 0 points1 point ago

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find it plz! and abuse for karma! ;)

[–]pmanly 10 points11 points ago

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As a Border Collie owner, I have to point out that this is a border collie

[–]FinKM 8 points9 points ago

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Also that Border Collies are superior to all other dogs, they just are.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dog is a dead ringer for mine. They do make the damndest faces.

[–]pmanly 0 points1 point ago

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No question

[–]MinPlanck 3 points4 points ago

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Not fair. Judging by the eyes he was clearly distracted by a pair of boobies.

[–]ArchersTest910[S] 15 points16 points ago

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Look at the size of those puppies!

[–]Germanfries 4 points5 points ago

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Why do all dogs make the "DO NOT WANT" face?

[–]omni_wisdumb 6 points7 points ago

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he's all like... good idea, good idea, ummmm, bad fucking idea too late im fucked jesus take the wheel!!!

[–]bigsz 3 points4 points ago

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The bears looked a lot smaller from up there!

[–]jmarks7448 9 points10 points ago

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somebody please photoshop that last pic in to something even more funny

[–]derkrieger 3 points4 points ago

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How?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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The 3d panel was where the dog realized he was screwed.

[–]overb 1 point2 points ago

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OH SHI-

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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i hope that dog was alright.

[–]ArchersTest910[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Its a dock jump competition. The dogs try to jump off and grab a toy thrown over water or hung above it. Either way he'll just end up wet.

[–]Romoraic 4 points5 points ago

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Sounds like my sex life...

[–]workisharder 1 point2 points ago

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this really sums up exactly how I felt the moment after I left the plane when I went skydiving

[–]Ras_H_Tafari 1 point2 points ago

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Most intelligent dogs, indeed

[–]velocity010 1 point2 points ago

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someone please make a kung fu movie promotional poster of panel 3

[–]artlutherie 1 point2 points ago

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I'm in a hotel lobby sitting on a couch. People think I'm the weird guy now. Thanks.

[–]spicerisnicer 1 point2 points ago

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the last panel totally made my morning. Hahaha!:)

[–]redditor85 3 points4 points ago

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I saw "Dick Dog" at first. Then I realized it was a Canadia leaf.

[–]Mattogo 1 point2 points ago

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Up vote for Canada!

[–]DexterGodDamnCute 0 points1 point ago

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Last panel caption: gasp gravity

[–]purckle 0 points1 point ago

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This panel gets me every time, every single time. One day I just won't stop laughing.

[–]gainswor 0 points1 point ago

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LOBLAWS SUPERDOGS!

[–]beertrader 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit that face made me laugh so hard

[–]Bezulba 0 points1 point ago

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it's old as ol'giddyup but damn, i still laugh at that last panel

[–]mouserette 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a link to a video you can share?

[–]bumisbum 0 points1 point ago

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thats the way i felt with my first husband http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m23Jf-R96Ks

[–]JTDeuce 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one that got the Ugly Americans reference?

[–]bgrantpaul 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nailed it....err...uh...Upvote.

[–]bakerbaker24 0 points1 point ago

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This brought a tear to my eye. From laughing so hard

[–]dontaxmebro -1 points0 points ago

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Someone please link something sad. I cant stop laughing. Its gonna lead to insomnia.

[–]AdultADDLookASquirre -1 points0 points ago

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I hope he has a family who loves him...

If not, :'[