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[–]pigferret 2 points3 points ago

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I work with 5 of that guy.

[–]USSRedPanda 7 points8 points ago

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[–]catpeople 3 points4 points ago

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File it under don't give a shit.

[–]hpkuarg 1 point2 points ago

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A geddan sitting down? Impressive...

[–]AwkwardGinger 1 point2 points ago

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This reminds me of Half Life: Full Life Consequences when "John Freeman got his computer shut down." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

[–]hedkase82 0 points1 point ago

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wepon wepon. the song is awesome.

[–]hedkase82 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, upvotes just for using gary's mod or something similar. HL for life.

[–]subser 1 point2 points ago

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My favorite gifs in the world all involve destruction of computer towers and monitors in a totally unrealistic way.

Thank you, OP. Have some more. http://imgur.com/a/7IM9y#0

[–]InMSWeAntitrust 1 point2 points ago

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Where did the book come from?

[–]ivaliciantea 3 points4 points ago

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I had a severely delayed reaction to this. I saw it and had no response.

A minute later, I think of it and start laughing hysterically.

[–]itdeffwasnotme 0 points1 point ago

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You finish those TPS reports?

[–]secretlypooping 0 points1 point ago

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for some reason i imagined him yelling "flab-a-laba, flab-a-laba, ding dong ding!"

[–]ComradeButterfly 0 points1 point ago

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That makes me feel uncomfortable for some reason...

[–]milbo 0 points1 point ago

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pretty much sums up what its like to work in call centre

[–]Deinos_Mousike 0 points1 point ago

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I accidentally played this and watched this at the same time.

[–]Autogrex 0 points1 point ago

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I just about peed laughing...watch the OP's link and listen to this.

[–]CrossbowDan 0 points1 point ago

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WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!

[–]ThisNameTookaWhile 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of Team America

[–]Notadragon 0 points1 point ago

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I was eating a cup of sprinkles when I saw this. Yes, I eat sprinkles, like the kind you put on ice cream. Cups full of them. When I saw this upload, I then proceeded to to a sort of spit-take - only with sprinkles eeevvveerrwhhereeee.

[–]haunted_nipple 0 points1 point ago

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Octo-dad?

[–]ThirstyEar2 -1 points0 points ago

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Or a Monday...or a Tuesday...or a Wednesday... any day, really.

[–]QuotesCommentHistory -3 points-2 points ago

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I carry a Classic SAK or Gerber Mini Paraframe in my pocket everyday. On my keys is a Streamlight Nano and Ti Split Pea Lighter. I would like to carry more, but I'm limited in pocket space due my girl pants - I can barely fit my iPhone 4 in my front pocket most days. I also don't feel the need to carry a multitool in NYC. The majority of my EDC lives in my EDC bag, a Timbuk2 Classic Messenger XS. That's where I keep my small FAK and other knick-knacks.

FWIW, most pictures on this subreddit are of pocketdumps. Perhaps we should start encouraging pics of EDC bags as well?

[–]artsince 0 points1 point ago

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I read this entire comment. Not sure why.