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[–]Sheepie91 261 points262 points ago

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Haters, gonna hate.

Skaters gonna skate.

FTFY.

[–]SetToGeek 27 points28 points ago

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Haters gonna skate.

[–]ThanatosK 20 points21 points ago

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Skaters gonna hate.

[–]hirashirou 13 points14 points ago

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Gaters skonna hate.

[–]ZarehB 60 points61 points ago

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Potatoes gonna potate

[–]gynoceros 18 points19 points ago

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Punctuators, gonna punctuate.

[–]Laughingstok 26 points27 points ago

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penn states gonna rape

[–]TesticleTophat 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BATMAN-cucumbers -1 points0 points ago

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Alternative for future reference: instantostrich.com

[–]dial_m_for_me 0 points1 point ago

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If managers manage, do Alligators alligate?

[–]Johnceeking -5 points-4 points ago

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Punctuators, gonna punctuate

Poorly. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Jorru 13 points14 points ago

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ummm.....lonely teens gonna masturbate?

[–]makemejelly49 56 points57 points ago

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More like, "Baters gonna 'bate".

[–]ZarehB 2 points3 points ago

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Christian Slaters gon Slate

[–]HyruleanHero1988 -4 points-3 points ago

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Taters gonna tate.

[–]medicinalherbavore -1 points0 points ago

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^

[–]medicinalherbavore -1 points0 points ago

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taters gonna tate http://imgur.com/ekzUy

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[–]notmynothername -2 points-1 points ago

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I think you just swore in Swedish.

[–]roriek01 1 point2 points ago

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sie sehen mich Eislaufen sie hassen.

[–]thederrrek 41 points42 points ago

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oh baxter, you know i don't speak spanish

[–]Ub3rSauce 10 points11 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that's french dude.

[–]Isaac_Shepard -4 points-3 points ago

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No, Hindi.

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[–]Legendman3 14 points15 points ago

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Thats the joke.

[–]easy_Money 23 points24 points ago

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The original, Tiger Williams http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLc4SIrdbiM

[–]hockeyschtick 2 points3 points ago

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[–]matthewgjackson 5 points6 points ago

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Fun fact: Koharski, the ref in that clip, is perhaps best known for an incident that occurred following a 1988 playoff game between the Boston Bruins and the New Jersey Devils. New Jersey coach Jim Schoenfeld was infuriated with Koharski’s performance and waited for him in the hallway near the officials’ dressing room. Koharski fell, but believed Schoenfeld had pushed him. Koharski yelled several times after Schoenfeld "You're done", implying that he would be suspended over the incident, and said he hoped the incident was on tape. Schoenfeld responded by yelling in Koharski's direction, "Good, because you fell, you fat pig! Have another doughnut! Have another doughnut!"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And Koharski is in Wayne's World because of that.

[–]pujuma 0 points1 point ago

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huh WTF ? that was 78 and he's STILL active ?

[–]flybyknight -1 points0 points ago

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thank you, I wanted to point out that he wasn't the first to do it

[–]Jeffler 62 points63 points ago

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Oddly enough, Haters Gonna Hate was the original caption for this pic.

Also, Stamkos is awesome.

[–]hockeyschtick 7 points8 points ago

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"witch's broom." First drill we learned in Mites.

[–]birdocrank 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer "shoot the duck" over witch's broom.

[–]StoryGopher 1 point2 points ago

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I hated figure skating lessons. Always telling me to lift my feet...I'll lift my feet when I damn well feel like it and not a moment sooner!

[–]this_is_difficult 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, shoot the duck didn't come till at least PeeWees...

[–]Hessticlops 0 points1 point ago

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Ride the donkey!

[–]RedDeath 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that's a fuckin' workout. And he's gonna be the next Bobby Hull, too.

[–]ArrestedForTrolling 0 points1 point ago

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Kids used to do this in house league hockey, it's easier than you think.

[–]bearpoo 0 points1 point ago

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Agreeing that stammer is awesome. I'm a wings fan, but Stammer is my favorite player. My first round pick in fantasy hockey, always.

[–]potatoaster 120 points121 points ago

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I'VE GOT THE GOLDEN SNITCH!

[–]eheron 35 points36 points ago

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POTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

[–]StevenSkytower 3 points4 points ago

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50 points from Gryffindor!

[–]ryseff724 13 points14 points ago

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50 points for Gryffindor!

FTFY

[–]StevenSkytower 14 points15 points ago

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Are you sassing me Potter? 100 points from Gryffindor!

[–]ryseff724 1 point2 points ago

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[–]hawker101 7 points8 points ago

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150 points for Gryffindor!

FTFY

[–]oddbit 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you! Someone who finally knows their quidditch.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Second.

[–]Im_Not_Pinkie_Pie -4 points-3 points ago

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Joey Lumbermouth!

[–]a20sidedninja 39 points40 points ago

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Oh, what's that? Oh, just my new FAVORITE THING? Okay.

[–]QuotesCommentHistory 81 points82 points ago

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I like your build, with two exceptions: 1. Boots of mobility (fast some of the time) are a poor choice in comparison to either boots of swiftness (fast all the time barring cc) or merc treads (fast even WITH cc) 2. Archangel's staff is VERY unlikely to get filled up in an average game, I'd recommend that you skip it in favor of Something like a Rylai's. Extra cc is never a bad thing.

[–]imtrappedinabox 15 points16 points ago

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This is the first time I've seen you get upvoted.

[–]QuotesCommentHistory 85 points86 points ago

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Posted this in another thread recently. Got caught fapping to furry porn by my mom. I then made a joke about how everyone loves doggy style.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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has the potential to be interesting..

[–]Wind789 2 points3 points ago

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Oh! Do me! Do me!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly what went through my head.

[–]imtrappedinabox 1 point2 points ago

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I got 1200 odd upvotes for each of those, I'm fine with that.

[–]Ragark 1 point2 points ago

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wat

[–]a20sidedninja 0 points1 point ago

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It's really funny to me that my quote got 25 times more upvotes than the original comment. And confusing.

[–]guyontheend 14 points15 points ago

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unnecessary commas, gonna be redundant and extra

[–]PedanticDouchebag 2 points3 points ago

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Bless your heart.

[–]guyontheend 0 points1 point ago

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wait a minute, I just found out that "bless your heart" in the south sounds really nice but is actually the equivalent of calling someone clueless.....you sayin' i'm clueless?

[–]PedanticDouchebag 0 points1 point ago*

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Nope. For one, I'm not from the south of anywhere. Secondly, my comment was praising your excellent pedantry re: commas.

Here is how you will know I am saying you are clueless: I will post a comment/reply to you stating "guyontheend, you are clueless!"

I hope that clears things up for you. Please do have a lovely evening, yes?

edit: typo

[–]mbetter 2 points3 points ago

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Commas, gonna comma.

[–]rightwing321 16 points17 points ago

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I use to do this all the time in practice when I was younger. PROTIP: Wear a cup if you plan on doing this.

[–]lemons_r_pretty_good 9 points10 points ago

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a kid i played with did this after he scored a hat trick and got suspended for 3 games. the parents on the other team complained because they thought it was a gesture of sexual reference.

[–]hyp3r 12 points13 points ago

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I think that must say a lot about the parents of the other team... hmm..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I got suspended because I pulled a kid off of another one in a fight. I got, like, 12 total minutes in penalties(half of which were accidents) in 8 years of hockey and I get suspended for something as ridiculous as that.

[–]BASELESS_SPECULATION 6 points7 points ago

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Third man in.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that was the reason. I thought it was ridiculous, though - the refs weren't doing shit so I stopped a kid from kicking the crap out of another kid and get suspended.

[–]Bipolarruledout 0 points1 point ago

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"I learned it from watching you!"

[–]d0nu7 3 points4 points ago

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I used to love doing this in my goalie gear, something about all those pads made it look so much more hilarious.

[–]bigtallsob 3 points4 points ago

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Goalie pads make everything more hilaroius. Thats why people love goalie fights.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]bigtallsob 1 point2 points ago

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My second favorite game of all time (which, as a Leaf fan is really saying something considering the two teams involved), the first being Buffalo vs Ottawa. The look of joy on Emery's face is priceless. Plus, it got close to a coach fight.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, cool! I didn't know the leafs still had fans. :P

Yeah, you're right, that's pretty sick. However, there's just not as much actual good fighting, though. I prefer the one I posted(probably because I'm a massive Philly fan).

[–]732 2 points3 points ago

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PROTIP: Always wear a cup playing hockey. A kid on the other team when I was younger had his cup shattered from a shot. Imagine the pain that would have been without a cup.

Needless to say, he was bawling his eyes out on the ice anyway. He didn't return to the ice.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's amazing how little protection the equipment actually provides you. I've taken slap shots in the most heavily padded spots and it still hurts. And I've been hit by slap shots were there was no padding(ankle of a very old pair of skates).

[–]ashtraygirl 0 points1 point ago

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I played ringuette (kinda like girl hockey) for years as a goalie but refused to wear a 'Jill'... up until the day when a chick crashed the net and her stick (ringuette sticks don't have a blade, just picture a long straight stick) rode up dangerously close to my lady parts. from that day forward, i always wore a Jill.

[–]nuclearbum 1 point2 points ago

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Is there a reason for doing this. Ie, what does it help you practice?

[–]732 9 points10 points ago

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To dick around.

[–]nuclearbum 2 points3 points ago

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Ahhh. The best reason.

[–]732 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't know there was any other reason...

[–]chamclouder 27 points28 points ago

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Stamkos gonna 'stam

[–]gvedd941 2 points3 points ago

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Stammer's gonna Stam

[–]jcroucher56 4 points5 points ago

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Stammer's gonna st-st-stam

[–]chamclouder 0 points1 point ago

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Steamers gonna steam

[–]MikeOfAllPeople 7 points8 points ago

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Oh, what position does Jesse Pinkman play?

[–]rooftoptile 9 points10 points ago

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Seeker.

[–]Randy-Marsh 2 points3 points ago

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would be better without the adios bitches

[–]bolen_10 1 point2 points ago

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Hockey player here, I fucking love doing this.

[–]Noldz 1 point2 points ago

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Stammers gon Stam.

Here is a picture my friend made using that gif.

[–]safariplanet 1 point2 points ago

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I only downvoted so the reddit number would be 1337.

[–]chaos8803 1 point2 points ago

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He's just Stam-coasting.

[–]RoflCopter4 3 points4 points ago

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This celebration is as old as dirt in hockey. Stamkos is still awesome though.

[–]radioinactivity 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK YEAH STAMKOS

[–]CuriousKumquat 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason this immediately came to mind.

[–]RacheyG91 0 points1 point ago

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It's the golden snitch!

[–]agent103 0 points1 point ago

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i saw Tie Domi do this a long while back.

[–]Starlurker 0 points1 point ago

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HURR poopin mah stick!

[–]CooperG 0 points1 point ago

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Hug your haters.

[–]ItsYourMoney 0 points1 point ago

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I really thought somehow the puck was gonna drop out of his ass and he was gonna be like "nothing to do here"

[–]terraburn[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Hell yeah stammer! Too bad they lost tonight :(

[–]dontpickausername 0 points1 point ago

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Commas gonna be arbitrary.

[–]CommandZ 0 points1 point ago

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Used to like stamkos before I saw him diving... Now not so much

[–]SugarBeef 0 points1 point ago

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I was able to view this gif animated on the Reddit is Fun app, it's the first that has ever done that. Are you a wizard?

[–]country_hacker 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who read the title in Dr Cox's voice?

[–]nuklz 0 points1 point ago

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dave "tiger" williams will be proud...

[–]CJarrell10 0 points1 point ago

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What a boss.

[–]YoudDoItToo 0 points1 point ago

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Giles theme this, please!

[–]Fakeallthethings 0 points1 point ago

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Fake

[–]spiffyclip 0 points1 point ago

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STAMKOS :D

[–]GarenBushTerrorist 0 points1 point ago

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Can't think of a witty comment to go with "stick up his ass."

I'll just leave this here.

[–]Zaniel 0 points1 point ago

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Kenny Fucking Powers

[–]headbanger141 0 points1 point ago

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ohgodthatlookssodamnfun.jpeg

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I would love to do that. Sadly, I don't know how to ice skate and I live in Florida.

[–]Blankies 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed so fucking hard

[–]Nenor 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you mean "Adios witches"?

[–]Settleforthep0p 0 points1 point ago

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mispunctuation

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Seeing Tampa play the Sens in Ottawa tomorrow, I hope he pulls this.

[–]binarypolitics 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing to do here.

[–]TeazleDiesel 0 points1 point ago

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Yer a wizard Stammy

[–]kindabored1234 0 points1 point ago

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What Canadian hasn't done this?

[–]pujuma 0 points1 point ago

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wtf sport is that ?

[–]tjo1432 0 points1 point ago

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As a hockey player I can attest that this is not as easy as he is making it look.

[–]tomkesler 0 points1 point ago

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[–]nocubir 0 points1 point ago

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Needs more animation

[–]tomkesler 1 point2 points ago

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[–]windsostrange[!] 2 points3 points ago

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On photobucket.

Doesn't count.

[–]BlackestNight21 -1 points0 points ago

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Probably one of the last times the canucks had any class.

[–]tomkesler 4 points5 points ago

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the Canucks organization owns and operates a children's hospice, where players frequently visit sick children. Last season when the Sedins agreed to new contracts with the team, they donated one million dollars to Canuck Place. In fact, millions of dollars are donated annually by the players, the organization, and even the fans. GM Mike Gillis signs players who not only fit the structure of the team well, but are willing to become a part of the community as well.

But of course, a few players overembellish and dive to get a penalty call, therefore they're not classy right? Cause no one else in the NHL does likewise...

[–]BlackestNight21 0 points1 point ago

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I was just tweaking your nose, friend. No need to get your skirt all bunched up and twisted.

[–]tomkesler 0 points1 point ago

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and i'm just defending my favourite team. :] no hard feelings here.

(i aint even mad)

[–]hockeyschtick -4 points-3 points ago

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Not in that jersey he didn't

[–]DeathBuffalo 0 points1 point ago

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Why so many down votes in this thread? Don't be assholes, of all places I am disappointed Reddit.

[–]CherenkovBlue 3 points4 points ago

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artificially generated upvotes and downvotes exist and are an important part of the system

[–]brendanhow 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the graveyards back at digg.

[–]GamerTyke 1 point2 points ago

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The improper punctuation in the title is killing me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK YOUR TITLE. THAT GRAMMAR IS TOTAL SHIT.

[–]CaffeinatedOwl 0 points1 point ago

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gonna take a ride on my disco stick

[–]thyyoungclub 0 points1 point ago

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I was waiting for him to lift off.

[–]Citizen_Sn1ps 0 points1 point ago

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This just made my year.

[–]markdanyo 0 points1 point ago

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They see me rollin..

[–]brendanhow 0 points1 point ago

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Who shopped out the tricycle?

[–]thefullpython 0 points1 point ago

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[–]HYPERNATURL 0 points1 point ago

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abandon thread!

[–]kschmidt91 0 points1 point ago

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STAMMER!!!

[–]CitizenofSalem 0 points1 point ago

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Blades that glide on ice? WITCHCRAFT

[–]XcuseM3 0 points1 point ago

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Wouldn't that hurt his taint?

[–]amlamarra 0 points1 point ago

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I used to love doing this when I played ice hockey in middle & high school. Didn't really expect to see a pro doing it...

[–]kingxhall 0 points1 point ago

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Steven Stamkos is the man this jersey ogame from last season though. I liked Steven Stamkos riding his stick I'm voctpeu before it was cool.

[–]cccmikey 0 points1 point ago

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Woohoo! A real hockey-roo.

I wonder if a real kangaroo could do that, suitably configured.

[–]VotePizzaParty 0 points1 point ago

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I immediately heard the theme from Bewitched.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i just love this so much

[–]zippo24 0 points1 point ago

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I use to do this all the time when I was goofing around at hockey practice. always cash.

[–]Colin_Oscar_P 0 points1 point ago

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I was waiting for him to smash into a wall. I'm disappointed :(

[–]RickHayes 0 points1 point ago

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I want to see someone do that after a goal.

[–]groupbmonster 0 points1 point ago

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i dont think i can give this enough upvotes. im still lmao over here.

[–]knobcheez 0 points1 point ago

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as they lose to the rangers. so proud to be a NY'er during this hockey season

[–]PatMorearty 0 points1 point ago

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My girlfriend is a huge hockey fan, hopefully this will make her laugh after the blues loss tonight.

[–]hockeyplaya5390 0 points1 point ago

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WOOO Steven Stamkos is the man!

[–]readzalot1 -1 points0 points ago

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Quidditch is real.

[–]T4u -1 points0 points ago

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I thought his shirt said ADIOS

[–]CaptainPajamaShark -5 points-4 points ago

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Hockey players do this all the time :\

[–]ShlongHammer 0 points1 point ago

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It really juices up the stick for a wicked slapshot tbh.

[–]allquestions -2 points-1 points ago

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I died.

[–]HolyHolyHolyHoly 3 points4 points ago

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G-g-g-GHOST!

[–]rootwoot -2 points-1 points ago

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My people need me!

[–]purplezebra98 -2 points-1 points ago

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OFF TO THE QUIDITTCH WORLD CUP!

[–]Yboc -2 points-1 points ago

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I would watch hockey if I were guaranteed to see this once a game.

[–]haiku_robot 4 points5 points ago

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I would watch hockey 
if I were guaranteed to 
see this once a game.

[–]Yboc 0 points1 point ago

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A+

[–]swooopaloop 4 points5 points ago

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dont watch the best sport in the world then

[–]ShlongHammer 0 points1 point ago

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What next, Your going to ask me to live in an igloo?

[–]Yboc -1 points0 points ago

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That's insinuating that hockey is the best sport in the world. It may very well be for some, just not for me.

[–]NoProof -2 points-1 points ago

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Stamkos <3 a hockey pic making front page :o more reddit hockey fans than i thought

[–]morelikeawesome -1 points0 points ago

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Commas, gonna comm

[–]colak1 -1 points0 points ago

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My boy Stamkos!

[–]CrossbowDan -1 points0 points ago

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I love you.

[–]CrossbowDan 0 points1 point ago

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Looking back through my profile summary. I don't remember leaving this reply at all. I think I might be lonely...

[–]johannspurlock -1 points0 points ago

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That... comma...

[–]Aederrex -1 points0 points ago

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This kills the hockey stick.

[–]xPurple 0 points1 point ago

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Don't think it matters much to Stammers

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[–]NJDevils30 2 points3 points ago

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It's quite obviously a Tampa Bay Lightning practice. That's Steven Stamkos btw.

[–]aiglet 0 points1 point ago

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It's actually from a camp held by Bauer. This was how Stamkos celebrated after beating Kessel in a hardest shot competition.

[–]DeathBuffalo -1 points0 points ago

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How was I supposed to know that? Why was I down voted to hell?

[–]BlackestNight21 1 point2 points ago

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We're fans of the buffalo. white man killed him. This is all we have left to fight back with.

[–]rems -2 points-1 points ago

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Nice rod riding.

[–]Zmayne -2 points-1 points ago

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CREDIT CARD SWIPE!

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Sir, are you aware you are discharging a hockey stick from your anus?

[–]LightOfDarkness -2 points-1 points ago

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In Soviet Russia, stick controls you!