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[–]pass_over 60 points61 points ago

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It's girls making fun of how most girls just throw lingerie on every costume :)

What clever girlies

[–]drmoo66 6 points7 points ago

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^ Must be an art student

[–]xxthemattxx 0 points1 point ago

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Or they're guys being obnoxious. :-)

[–]monkayman24 -1 points0 points ago

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What guys have that many products on their sink?

[–]xxthemattxx 0 points1 point ago

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Gay ones or guidos? lol

[–]space_island 19 points20 points ago

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How is that underwear floating?

[–]SnakeBeater 22 points23 points ago

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It's simply members if the KKK posting sexy pictures. Sigh, kids these days.

[–]TheAthiestOfAtheists 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was women in Islam trying to post sexy facebook pictures.

[–]Karrl1z4j2 9 points10 points ago

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81% sure Islam is not a geographical location.

[–]pointfivenine 4 points5 points ago

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THATS 19% CERTAIN IT IS

[–]TheAthiestOfAtheists 2 points3 points ago

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Good enough for me

[–]ItLikesIt 0 points1 point ago

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Is that like how a Brit might recall that time at college when he ended up in hospital?

[–]Rockitman 0 points1 point ago

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My thoughts exactly.

[–]Thingsandalsostuff 35 points36 points ago

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Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-bs.

[–]elisita 7 points8 points ago

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Boooooooooooooooooooty

[–]lisabadcat 6 points7 points ago

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Booooourns!

[–]Deeezzz_Nutzz 10 points11 points ago

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Pac-Man wet dream.

[–]littletrip 19 points20 points ago

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Those are obviously slutty, attention seeking ghosts.

[–]Poistiant 15 points16 points ago

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Yeah they are obviously dressed up as slutty ghosts for halloween not sure why this is confusing everyone.

[–]pass_over 0 points1 point ago

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I think a lot of people don't think girls can be that clever.

[–]j-rocker11[!] 19 points20 points ago

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dat ghost porn...

[–]icanhasheadache 3 points4 points ago

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Does that make it necrophilia?

[–]Preowned 2 points3 points ago

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well, I think the question is:

Is necrophilia the act of having sex with a dead person? or a dead BODY?

Discuss.

[–]Klondeikbar 6 points7 points ago

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I bet they're making duckface under those sheets.

[–]ItLikesIt -2 points-1 points ago

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Precisely my first thought. Have an upvote.

[–]justanothercommenter 40 points41 points ago

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This is the hot new trend in Islamic porn.

[–]lurklurklurkPOST 6 points7 points ago

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After A Particularly Heavy night of Drinking, The Haunting of the Dietz Household Takes a Strange Turn...

[–]richarpurtell 5 points6 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]dankap99 2 points3 points ago

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Deadmau5's new girlfriends

[–]neoplasticism 4 points5 points ago

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woah uh so one of those ghosts is my cousin. the internet is smaller than i thought

[–]azurehope 3 points4 points ago

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They are sexy ghosts maybe from the comic nobody scores?

[–]corduroy 4 points5 points ago

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clever... I was with my wife looking at halloween costumes this past halloween and every single woman's costume was: Sexy _______. These looks to be Sexy ghosts, lol.

Ghostbuster (guy) - Sexy Ghostbuster (woman)

Doctor (guy) - Sexy Nurse (woman)

Police officer (guy) - Sexy police officer (woman)

Astronaut (guy) - Sexy Astronaut (woman)

[–]mericaftw 12 points13 points ago

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Bikini pictures from Saudi Arabia.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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They're called bikini ghosts.

[–]cjkeats 2 points3 points ago

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Mummers?

[–]michaelcoffey 2 points3 points ago

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first thing I thought of.

[–]FocusOnThePie 2 points3 points ago

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I found my next Halloween costume...

[–]thesolartaco 2 points3 points ago

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[–]gargamak 1 point2 points ago

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NO! You can NOT take a picture with a poptart! That is a breakfast pastry composed mostly of artificial lipids, chemical dyes, and preservatives.

[–]paralacausa 4 points5 points ago

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Slutergeists

[–]HashSlingingSlash3r 1 point2 points ago

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That is my fetish.

[–]AbsurdityAtItsFinest 1 point2 points ago

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It's sexy, is what it is.

[–]Sparks127 1 point2 points ago

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Frontier Psychiatrists?

[–]thewhycats 1 point2 points ago

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trying to sexy-fy ghost outfits ;)

[–]BootstrapBuckaroo 1 point2 points ago

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Gloop and Gleep make halloween fun.

[–]kp86 1 point2 points ago

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poptart?

[–]fido5150 1 point2 points ago

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"Cross-Dressing Klansmen... on the next Geraldo"

[–]jjthedragon 1 point2 points ago

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YOU ALL ACT LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A SEXY GHOST BEFORE! Watch out, Zac Bagans is coming for ya! Edd hardy and all. Gonna ghost bust your cherry!

[–]Zabbaracain 1 point2 points ago

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It's a Halloween contest in the Middle East- they're going as The West.

[–]pumpkins 1 point2 points ago

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I've never masturbated to ghosts before, but god damnit I'm trying to.

[–]skymanj 1 point2 points ago

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I have the spookiest boner right now.

[–]Flapjack_ 1 point2 points ago

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Muslim lingerie party

[–]attackzac21 1 point2 points ago

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a victoria secret fashion show in alabama, obviously.

[–]Logical_Psycho 1 point2 points ago

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Better question is why does it make me so horny.

[–]24hourdelivery -1 points0 points ago

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Halloween in Yemen?

[–]ItLikesIt 0 points1 point ago

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That was a DK song right?

[–]wootwootkabloof 0 points1 point ago

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Boys.

[–]GanjahPandah 0 points1 point ago

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Halloween in Philly

[–]aztron 0 points1 point ago

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sun protection. sometimes even spf 50 doesn't cut it.

[–]nathan1653 0 points1 point ago

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that is how orthodox jews have sex. there is a hole in the sheet

[–]SpellingPhailure 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmm, I thought I unsubscribed from WTF...

[–]Ter1on 0 points1 point ago

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fuckin ghosts man

[–]lordoutlaw 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just happy this was posted here instead of cluttering up r/wtf

[–]birdisthewird 0 points1 point ago

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sexy ghosts!

[–]RaspberryV 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly they are ghosts!...... in lingerie.

[–]ThatFuzzIsFuzzy 0 points1 point ago

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I bet they are making duckfaces under those sheets.

[–]eNomad 0 points1 point ago

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sexual revolution in middle east?

[–]MegaVolve 0 points1 point ago

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Someone found this in a Klansman's porn folder

[–]aml5153 0 points1 point ago

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Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary!

[–]PacketScan 0 points1 point ago

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Those are dudes.

[–]mearvk 0 points1 point ago

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Arabs at the beach.

[–]war_story_guy 0 points1 point ago

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The elusive albino cactuar.

[–]skyguy732 0 points1 point ago

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America in a nutshell.

[–]Technicolored 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure this is a teaser for the KKK's lingerie line...

[–]MONDARIZ 0 points1 point ago

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Afghan sexting.

[–]Gruntypig 0 points1 point ago

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It's a Trap!!!!

[–]Warbird36 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was a burqini.

[–]n777athan 0 points1 point ago

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that sort of belongs in wtf too

[–]T_Strange 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like they have ghost problems.... But who are they going to call?

[–]alreadyreddit69 0 points1 point ago

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itz tehm mus lem womenz

[–]bogart1 0 points1 point ago

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Ghost Whores

[–]Jonkel 0 points1 point ago

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Those are some ghastly bitches.

[–]Scoldering 0 points1 point ago

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Fuckin' crazy ass bitch ghosts! Git out of my bathroom! Begone!

[–]Magoran 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno, a picture of a mirror?

[–]Roaning 0 points1 point ago

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"If we can't steal our costume ideas then who is going to come up with them? Her?"

"How about Ghost Slut."

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

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KKK calendar, August.

[–]The_Maddog 0 points1 point ago

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Duck face?

[–]bagpipendude1 0 points1 point ago

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better than most, cant see duck faces

[–]effingeenyus 0 points1 point ago

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r/iranian_jailbait

[–]VikingSlayer 0 points1 point ago

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Sexy ghosts

[–]ulayoth 0 points1 point ago

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...Sexy :D

[–]spenserbot 0 points1 point ago

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Meanwhile in Saudia Arabia...

[–]Stare_Decisis 0 points1 point ago

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They are the ghosts of Christmas Hook-Ups Past, they are here to make you fell ashamed for sleeping with those drunk fugly women from your old office job.

[–]ItLikesIt 0 points1 point ago

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Ashamed? Hmm. Checking... Checking... Error 404.

[–]complicationsRx -2 points-1 points ago

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this may work better on /r/WTF cause that was my first response

[–]Ashlynkat 0 points1 point ago

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r/Muslim Ghost Girls Gone Wild?

[–]koopakoopa 2 points3 points ago

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I'll drink to that

[–]jham1217 -1 points0 points ago

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Muslim peep show?

[–]gngrbeb -3 points-2 points ago

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a couple of fat chicks that really want to wear bikinis

[–]MrAwesome666 -1 points0 points ago

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This be that Amish porn?

[–]NiZhoni -1 points0 points ago

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Nope, KKK Calendar Girls.

[–]xanj -1 points0 points ago

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its the next twilight movie

[–]GanjahPandah -1 points0 points ago

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All the women of the town wanted to be sure they looked their best for the Klan get-away to Branson beach

[–]serrit -1 points0 points ago

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Drunk girls being stupid.

[–]blade2000 -1 points0 points ago

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Muslims getting ready for the beach. Dur...

[–]jimbobjoethecheerio -2 points-1 points ago

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man i hate white trash....

[–]RebelWithoutAClue -2 points-1 points ago

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At least you can't see the duckface.

[–]Joseph445 -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]smitherston -3 points-2 points ago

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sexy racism?

[–]Johnnymi25 -3 points-2 points ago

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Lazy and slightly racist religious commentary?