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[–]hiddenlakes 23 points24 points ago

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Hey, it's my old alma mater.

All sorts of crazy shit goes on at the Compass, it was my favorite hang-out when I went there. When there wasn't some kind of performance art project or crazy frat antics there was always a psycho or two screaming about Jesus' wrath.

[–]also_hyakis 6 points7 points ago

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The jesus guy still hangs out here, it's pretty fun.

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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Every time he pauses during a scream-lecture, sing a lyric from Silent Light to him.

[–]Archammer 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't he get kicked out for using a loud speaker about a month or two ago?

[–]not_rose 3 points4 points ago

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I can confirm that wacky shit still goes on there.

Recently we had a clash of the pro-lifer/pro-choicer titans that resulted in a shouting match lasting several hours. Then a few weeks later we had a drag queen in stilettos and a feather boa dancing around to Abba.

Go Rams.

[–]hiddenlakes 0 points1 point ago

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That sounds amazing. :D

I know it's not very hipster of me to have school spirit, but I fucking loved VCU.

[–]Mastry 69 points70 points ago

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I love how the guard walks by, pets, and continues going as if nothing is out of the ordinary. It was so natural.

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago

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Casually pet everything cop.

[–]Archammer 8 points9 points ago

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That cop is actually pretty awesome and really chill. He runs a Monday night metal radio station for fun and bikes around campus being chill.

Also, VCU security are actually also Richmond cops Edit: more about him

[–]DJStat13 23 points24 points ago

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It really is nothing out of the ordinary. This is at VCU, you should see the things that some of these hipsters do for fun.

[–]also_hyakis 11 points12 points ago

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At least they're not hanging out on top of that air vent near Johnson hall anymore...

[–]drmoo66 6 points7 points ago

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Did the vent blow or suck?

[–]paralacausa 11 points12 points ago

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Hipsters dude, it only started sucking after everyone else began going there

[–]jf286381 1 point2 points ago

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I sucked that Johnson. It rocked its hipster into it. So frothy...

[–]stardonis 1 point2 points ago

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Bird-Watching Woman: ..Pecker!

Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?

Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...

Army Sergeant: Privates.

[–]genericsn 0 points1 point ago

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My year, it was skateboarders all over that sidewalk. Of all the places to skate, they decide to do it on shitty sidewalk with tons of foot traffic right in front of a dorm entrance.

[–]snignaker 5 points6 points ago

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So true.

[–]HetzerHetzesHetzly 0 points1 point ago

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And to think I'm gonna be trying to transfer into there once I graduate from J Sarge.

[–]justanothercommenter -3 points-2 points ago

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This would be so much cooler (and reach the front page) if that cop whipped out his pepper spray and went to town.

[–]Kaltoro 10 points11 points ago

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Would be arrested for animal cruelty.

[–]justanothercommenter -5 points-4 points ago

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All the other corrupt cops would cover for him.

The thin cat line.

[–]the_wakeful 13 points14 points ago

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The world watches as a security guard gets outed as a furry lover on reddit. Story at 11.

[–]Clubs 2 points3 points ago

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I hope he is suspended from duty.

We cannot trust an amoral pervert to guard our nation's youth.

[–]Lots42 -3 points-2 points ago

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I take offense. Some of us furry perverts have great morals.

[–]Clubs 4 points5 points ago

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I thought it would be more obvious that I was being facetious.

Oh well :-(

[–]Arrant_Theif 5 points6 points ago

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Ugh, I know this fucking kid

edit: if you knew him it would be far less funny, as a gif it is wonderful

[–]TheMadMule 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, he doesn't seem...quite right.

[–]PutDescartesB4Whores 0 points1 point ago

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Why's that?

[–]Arrant_Theif 1 point2 points ago

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I am cool with him on a person to person level, but when it comes to his internet ventures oh boy. Solely unlikable based on his videos and internet content, he is literally obsessed with internet fame and getting people to see his stuff to the point of shoving it down your throat. Example: He has a tumblr called 'fuck yeah porch chill' or something like that, which consists of pictures of Richmonders/VCU people hanging out on porches...I am cool with this, fun idea, get to see yourself on a tumblr with a good deal of traffic I suppose. Where it gets obnoxious is that he and a small group of people essentially take up posts on a porch area and have all these poeple take pictures of them all night; ran into him once on a saturday night doing this and we chatted, I chatted with everyone, it was like I was a celebrity which was kinda strange...my friend and I realized this group of people were literally only hanging out all night to get hipstery photos of them on the porch; it wasn't really a social party at all which explains why everyone was so happy to talk to me (they hadn't really been speaking before, just this strange internet fame seeking forced hangout). So of course when we invited him to come hang out at a party where friends would be he declined.

[–]frenkelface17 7 points8 points ago

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This is at my school and that guy makes all kinds of crazy videos in the compass. http://www.youtube.com/user/sidneyraz A bunch of friends and I went to the on-campus Chili's, and found out he worked there! He talked to us for a while, and when we asked him why he makes the videos, he just shrugged and said he likes to pretend to be different things when he's bored.

[–]SmokeyDBear 3 points4 points ago

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What the fuck, VCU has an on-campus Chili's now?

[–]Archammer 0 points1 point ago

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Yep. Off Belvidere and Cary across from the Engineering/Business building and next to the deli

[–]lleeeeeoo 2 points3 points ago

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He sounds like a cool cat.

[–]TimonBerkowitz 2 points3 points ago

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If I spotted a dude dressed as a cat crawling around I'd go find the nearest spray bottle and spritz the shit out of him.

[–]mcderpshley 3 points4 points ago

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VCU!!!

[–]caseyboycasey 3 points4 points ago

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Go rams, god dammit.

[–]andrea1rp[S] 12 points13 points ago

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Originally from here

[–]dranoels 2 points3 points ago

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The context made it a lot less funny IMO :(

[–]TheVapourRub 4 points5 points ago

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I dunno when that other guy came in and they fought I laughed pretty hard

[–]ohlookitsben1 6 points7 points ago

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I was expecting pepper spray...

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 7 points8 points ago

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[–]fjacobs1000 3 points4 points ago

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Ok, no shit, this just happened. I opened the link, the .gif loaded...at the very same moment, my 14 yr old son walked by me as I sat in my recliner and he scratched me on the back of my head!

I think reality and the Internet just collided!

[–]moosemangle 1 point2 points ago

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3...2...1...

...

...

What, pepper spray guy is old already?

[–]IAmBadAtUsernames 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like it's every day now that another link from richmond/vcu ends up on one of the top pages of reddit.

[–]gargamak 0 points1 point ago

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or the exact same one...

[–]tophattomato 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this college so crazy?

[–]Floyd2011 1 point2 points ago

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Wicked!!

[–]Willmerf28 1 point2 points ago

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and to think I have changed his diapers.

[–]nard-el 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, that's me....cool! hahah

[–]gargamak 1 point2 points ago

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I like how this was on the frontpage this week already. ಠ_ಠ

[–]LaFilmFatale 0 points1 point ago

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Veeseeyou!

[–]i_ball_daily_G 0 points1 point ago

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MEOW

[–]Fivecent 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yeah VCU!

[–]hehtog -1 points0 points ago*

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I'd pet a cat if i saw one.

[–]soop13 -1 points0 points ago

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This cop is an awesome troll

[–]cne9979 -2 points-1 points ago

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The security guard reminds me of the actor best known for playing Arthur weasly for some reason.