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[–]Tatsumi 79 points80 points ago

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I don't understand all this 'stay classy' BS. It's the internet people, it's not serious.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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I'm not all about this satire-on-satire action either

[–]Stillings 0 points1 point ago

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But satire on satire is SO HOT.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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'Stay classy' is usually referred to when people have extremely harsh beliefs about things. Example, when Casey Anthony was found not guilty and many people started making death threats against her, that was a stay classy moment.. This youtube comment however is not a 'stay classy' moment. This was a joke by someone hilarious.

[–]billiamf 1 point2 points ago

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Can the Internet be classy?

[–]Odusei 2 points3 points ago

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Only if you donate to reddit. Then it gets real classy.

I've said too much.

[–]Colton_with_an_o -1 points0 points ago

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[–]PearceCFC 1 point2 points ago

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[–]DogDoors 1 point2 points ago

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I don't get why it isn't that serious though. It's a world wide network with users that actually do have feelings and the fact that you speak to said users through a different medium (as opposed to speaking face to face, talking on the phone, etc.) shouldn't suddenly mean those feelings should be ignored.

[–]Miley_Cyrax 5 points6 points ago

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"Oh no... what about peoples' feelings?"

If people are feeble-minded and sensitive enough to get hurt and/or indignant over jokes on the internet, they deserve to have their feelings smashed with the power of a thousand dead baby jokes.

[–]DogDoors 2 points3 points ago

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I wasn't talking about jokes. I'm saying people say "it's only the internet" as an excuse to say really hurtful things to others they don't even know.

[–]GORILLADIX 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, FUCK YOU!

[–]Always_Limericks 0 points1 point ago

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If only all the pricks

Could be like Gorilladix

And keep it online

Where such things are fine

Subjects for limericks

[–]megablast 0 points1 point ago

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Your post just upset my feelings, what are you going to do about it?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]seeasea -1 points0 points ago

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Internet people are people, too

[–]Trinexx56 22 points23 points ago

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Stay classy, Sickipedia

FTFY

[–]DreamCatcher24 5 points6 points ago

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For a second I thought a Youtuber posted an original joke.

[–]I_though_itd_be_cats 4 points5 points ago

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Youtube: 0 reddit: 0

[–]hiima 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TedFromTheFuture 9 points10 points ago

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DM;HS

[–]Reg717 9 points10 points ago

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Sounds like all fun and games to me. Am I missing something?

[–]megablast 1 point2 points ago

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And nobody gets hurt, unlike when I have sex with a girl.

[–]Reg717 0 points1 point ago

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That's because Asians stick glass in their vaginas.

[–]Calistilaigh -1 points0 points ago

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And the men have barbed penises that destroy the vagina on the way out, ruining you for all the other Asians!

[–]HereToMakeFriends -1 points0 points ago

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Haha, well you have some odd interests! So what else have you been up to? :)

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 7 points8 points ago

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Youtube? It's a comment... the same thing could be said about Reddit...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Probably has been and worse.

[–]stonersoup 7 points8 points ago

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I don't get it

[–]bitcheslovedroids 8 points9 points ago

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An undertaker is someone who buries dead bodies, soooo....

[–]Jaboomaphoo 19 points20 points ago

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No. An undertaker is a 7ft tall pro wrestler

[–]joshbike 0 points1 point ago

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In what Country is this? I have never heart it called that before

[–]fiik 0 points1 point ago

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Really anyone who is a funeral director can be referred to as an Undertaker. Kind of a slang term.

[–]Vinthian 0 points1 point ago

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[–]inferno719 0 points1 point ago

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I'm familiar with that term here in America?

[–]joshbike 0 points1 point ago

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New zealand

[–]InsanityIsFun 2 points3 points ago

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Why did I just try to imagine the child of this guy and this guy?

[–]warnerrr 2 points3 points ago

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Deuce Blundermaker, Male Undertaker.

[–]exect4500 2 points3 points ago

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at least this is a coherent series of words, unlike most everything else in the comment section on youtube.

[–]paperelephants 2 points3 points ago*

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for those extra-curious. comment from this youtube video
edit: nsfw ish. apparently youtube-friendly though.

[–]TokinAg08 1 point2 points ago

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Click.... <back button>.... wait, what!?.... Click again.

[–]EpicPoptartPuma 1 point2 points ago

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3 time seeing this on reddit ಠ_ಠ

[–]christianjb 1 point2 points ago

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Just don't put all your legs in one casket.

[–]burn_all_the_things 3 points4 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]IMLightning 0 points1 point ago

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He fucks bitches and gets money, basically?

[–]Jaboomaphoo 0 points1 point ago

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This is actually a kinda funny joke. It's hardly a stay classy moment and youtube commentors are all such assholes anyway that stay classy kind of loses all meaning with them.

[–]MrSwedish 0 points1 point ago

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in soviet russia.... prostitute pays you!

[–]vagrantwade 0 points1 point ago

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I recommend that Madblaze never watches Anthony Jeselnik standup...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant.

[–]9DollarBagel 0 points1 point ago

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I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE POSTED THIS. Bitter upvote

[–]knightofmars 0 points1 point ago

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They're dead, who cares.

[–]dharh 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed at this.

Then I reflected that perhaps 4chan and Reddit has finally done me in.

It's official. I'm corrupted.

[–]Vihaan -3 points-2 points ago

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When was youtube ever classy?