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[–]Tattered 24 points25 points ago

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[–]Ashlynkat 9 points10 points ago

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I want.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Did anyone ever have a bumble ball? So many "oh god, why" memories.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I was terrified of that thing. I would get up on a chair as it rolled around on the floor.

[–]zgh5002 1 point2 points ago

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What kind of felbeasts reside in your genitals?

[–]mara_jade 0 points1 point ago

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That looks kind of painful. :-/

[–]lizbethblues 22 points23 points ago*

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This isn't real - it is from utterpants. [website removed because people thought it was child porn] Just google Utterpants (Satirical British website) to find the origin fake article.

[–]grandpa 16 points17 points ago

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[–]Johnno74 3 points4 points ago

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A friend of mine worked at Mattel at the time and couldn't beleive it when she heard about it... She was sure it would be recalled and become a collectors item so she got one. She's still got it, never opened.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Pics. I want pics.

[–]EmpiresBane 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty much NSFW as a warning to any potential clickers.

[–]TenorQueen 5 points6 points ago

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It's also old as hell. I remember being told about this and not getting it when I was about 10.

[–]citadel712 2 points3 points ago

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You should have seen the Amazon reviews for the item. It was awesome.

[–]Digg_Brought_Me_Here -4 points-3 points ago

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WTF. That girl looked way too young to be posed like that. NSFW is an understatement.

[–]TrickyWon -5 points-4 points ago

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Wtf?! That's kiddie porn! Not cool

[–]higherlogic 1 point2 points ago

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No, it's a photoshopped porn picture (legal one as well).

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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jesus lord reekris christ this is old as fuck. half of reddit hadn't gone through puberty when this was new

[–]grandpa 4 points5 points ago

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Half of reddit still hasn't.

[–]Ol_Gregg 1 point2 points ago

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Grandpa can you tell me a story about the war?

[–]RHS71112 2 points3 points ago

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That's a collectable!

[–]brook011 2 points3 points ago

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I want that computer.

[–]TheGameboy 2 points3 points ago

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wow, a 30 Gb Hard drive? how did people live?

[–]Siegy 1 point2 points ago

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I saw that too! Must be repost!

[–]b9918 1 point2 points ago

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"...so does her 17 year old sister."

Awesome.

[–]deadlyenmity 1 point2 points ago

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I still have this toy in the back of my closet somewhere.

[–]Wolfosaurus 1 point2 points ago

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Vagina.

[–]Blepharospasm 7 points8 points ago

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Wow, American parents are stupid.

Buys vibrating broomstick for children. Shocked when children use it as a vibrator.

[–]fiik 16 points17 points ago

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Better than receiving dildos when they ask their parents for a broomstick

[–]fretkush 13 points14 points ago

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Possibly a reference to historical "witches" would put hallucinogens onto dildos to make them trip out and "cast spells." Hense, riding brooms.

[–]fiik 9 points10 points ago

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I read that last week. I will never look at witches the same during halloween.

[–]okbiker 24 points25 points ago

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As an American parent I would say that people who blindly believe everything they read on the internet and then pass judgement on the abilities of an entire country based on these unfounded beliefs are stupid.

That's just me.

The article OP posted isn't real

[–]unique_handle 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, only American parents. Every parent in Europe (or Canada?) is a genius.

[–]fooliosis 2 points3 points ago

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I seem to remember Hello Kitty vibrating pens being VERY popular in middle school. Some things never change...

[–]Elizabeth_Smart 4 points5 points ago

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Not sure if trolling...

[–]LudicrousGibs 0 points1 point ago

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I have one. It's a hit around Halloween.

[–]lizbethblues 0 points1 point ago

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SorrSorry for the accidental NSFW

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Why is it so hard for people to write fake news clippings without being obviously fake?

[–]maersdet[S] 3 points4 points ago

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