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[–]iWatchNewGirlonFOX 34 points35 points ago

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inb4 Heroes of Newerth

[–]LoughLife 3 points4 points ago

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more like NOBAD.

[–]GregerMoek 0 points1 point ago

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Argh inb4's!

Anyways this was my first thoguht, "Meh, we do this in HoN all the time" :P

[–]Dustinm16 11 points12 points ago

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Such dry humor.

[–]thelakesouth 9 points10 points ago

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[–]6Revolvers 1 point2 points ago

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I did what you see there ...

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Why with the repost?

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[–]Darktemplar5782 10 points11 points ago

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Ill file this under repost

[–]tcmcqueen 3 points4 points ago

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[–]jesal 2 points3 points ago

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I've got 5 mods.

[–]Sebastipole 2 points3 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/5CRfc.jpg

Done, now a new thread doesn't have to be made right?

... right guys?

[–]Very_Juicy 10 points11 points ago

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Repost from F7U12 much?

[–]-Fake[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Not intentionally, I always try to avoid reposts, sorry.

[–]SirVoteALot 9 points10 points ago

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Downvote all the reposts!

[–]-Fake[S] 8 points9 points ago

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Well I got what you mean, but if people still upvote, it's not necesserialy bad to repost, is it? If the reposted link is not funny anymore, let the downvotes bring justice. Not that I knew this had already been posted.

[–]movie_man 4 points5 points ago

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He's using logic! Be careful...

[–]agore30 4 points5 points ago

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LOGIC ON MY REDDIT?!

GET THE PITCHFORKS!

[–]Very_Juicy 0 points1 point ago

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What happened to the narwhals? Wouldn't it be more fun to stab reposters to death with those?

[–]awesomealex 0 points1 point ago

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I posted this in F7U12.

[–]awesomealex 0 points1 point ago

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It was my post

[–]-Fake[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Oops! I'm sorry! In return, I'll upvote all your links. And comments, probably.

[–]camcer 1 point2 points ago

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No, I think he Ahmad, bro.

[–]fc3sbob 1 point2 points ago

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guy at my local 7-11, his name tag says IMAD.. I was paying for my stuff and said YOUMAD? he said NO, IMAD! I said yah.. and left. :P

[–]mehatch 1 point2 points ago

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the original joke is from The Far Side. cant find the original online, but basically is goes like this:

two men in a desert tent camp are looking at the side of a tent, on which someone else has graffiti'd an image of an angry stick figure and labeled it "mad" and a placid stick figure, and labeled it "nomad"

one of the two men says "that's a good one"

the other says "no, that's a bedouin"

underneath the whole image are just the two words "desert humor"

one of my fav far side comics :D

edit: yes, i do think its possible OP came up with this independently, not calling them out for stealing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for bedouin

[–]gesamtkunstwerk 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Bartlebad 1 point2 points ago

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[–]geralddarden 1 point2 points ago

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This post Bedouin a spot on the front page.

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[–]teganyavo 0 points1 point ago

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what if his first name is Umad

[–]pause-break 0 points1 point ago

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...wanderers

[–]TheAnnoyingLife 0 points1 point ago

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Catchy.

[–]whitetrashnomad 0 points1 point ago

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felt i had to say something...

[–]EvaCarlisle 0 points1 point ago

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I regret nothing.

[–]stuffgwpeoplelike 0 points1 point ago

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NO THIS IS DOG

[–]ShaggyBalls 0 points1 point ago

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I saw a big titty drawn on a chalkboard. What was all that writing next to it?

[–]Nomadhd 0 points1 point ago

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No you ain't.

[–]toxick 0 points1 point ago

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How mod are you? -6 mods at the moment

[–]awesomealex 0 points1 point ago

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I posted this ages ago here you go

[–]FreezerDust -1 points0 points ago

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4chan

[–]-Fake[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Welcome to reddit.

[–]vinsite 0 points1 point ago

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Why does he sound like Mario?

[–]Onslow_Skils 0 points1 point ago

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repost.

[–]gamerjace 0 points1 point ago

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U repost much?

[–]FuckinWalkinParadox 0 points1 point ago

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u post, bro?

nope. i repost

[–]no-mad -1 points0 points ago

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Here I am!

[–]JimbobTheBuilder -1 points0 points ago

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[–]MexicanWaterGod -1 points0 points ago

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At least wait a couple more months to repost...