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[–]bleunt 335 points336 points ago

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That's how he created Medvedev.

[–]kukasvulgaris 69 points70 points ago

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this is funny because Medved in russian means Bear.

[–]over9000plateaus 10 points11 points ago

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What does ev mean?

[–]illicium 24 points25 points ago

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It's just a standard last name suffix.

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[–]toadwaker 1 point2 points ago

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Wouldn't that be medvedey?

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[–]toadwaker 2 points3 points ago

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As far as I can explain it, I think Medvedev would more closely translate to "Of bear".

[–]Adan714[!] 0 points1 point ago

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"medvedey" is plural dative case of "medved", for example "Ya videl mnogo medvedey" - "I saw a lot of bears".

[–]toadwaker 0 points1 point ago

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How about something that belongs to the bears? Like...err...tracks for example.

"Eto sledy medvedey", "These are bears' tracks"

Doesn't it work like that as well.?

[–]Adan714[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, exactly, "eto sledy medvedey" sounds right. : ) Learn russian?

[–]toadwaker 0 points1 point ago

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I come from motherland, my Russian STRONG! Like BEAR!

(Seriously though, I grew up there, I'm living happily in the US now.)

[–]over9000plateaus 5 points6 points ago

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I'm disappointed but on the other hand, what was I expecting

[–]Dustinm16 13 points14 points ago

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Make him US President, we want bears!

[–]TheDoctorXI 9 points10 points ago

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They can smell the menstruation.

[–]WeWereBears 11 points12 points ago

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What menstruation?

[–]Dustinm16 3 points4 points ago

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Your name makes me sad...

[–]WeWereBears 4 points5 points ago

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Why is my name sad to you?

[–]Dustinm16 3 points4 points ago

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you were bears, but now you're not... tear

[–]orus 24 points25 points ago

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He is now unbearable.

[–]Shutup_Wesley 2 points3 points ago

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I can't bear to go on with this convo

[–]WeWereBears 0 points1 point ago

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Why's that?

[–]IrrelevantPuns 5 points6 points ago

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Can't read my, no can't read my, double post.

[–]Adan714[!] 0 points1 point ago

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TheDoctorXI may be means that in Arctic region white bears can smell even menstruation blood for miles.

[–]Sarahmint 1 point2 points ago

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He would be much more responsible then our current American, that's for sure?

[–]schueaj 1 point2 points ago

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Make Vinni Pukh President!

[–]HisAwesomeness -1 points0 points ago

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end it literally means honey thief

[–]LTU 0 points1 point ago

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this is probably the best comment this week

[–]illz569 1 point2 points ago

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Have you read them all?

[–]LTU 0 points1 point ago

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it's kind of a fetish of mine

[–]Heimdall2061 -1 points0 points ago

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Preved Medvedev!

[–]DuckTruck -3 points-2 points ago

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hahahaha

[–]soThisIsHowItEnds 123 points124 points ago

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He always has that "Yes, I am awesome." look on his face doing anything.

[–]Cyrus622 43 points44 points ago

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His face is always fucking hilarious

[–]DoesNotTalkMuch 50 points51 points ago

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The Balloon is red. The clip checks out.

[–]TylerSutherland 102 points103 points ago

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Putin on a show for the kids.

[–]foraday 8 points9 points ago

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3 hours ago? I see no one wants to Russian to a pun thread.

[–]AsABlackMan 17 points18 points ago

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All punners will be deported to Siberia.

[–]daskrip 6 points7 points ago

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They are Stalin because of the lack of opportunities.

[–]TBOIOMATb_CYKA 1 point2 points ago

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Stop Russian me. I was Samara else and had to take care of a pesky Moskitow. It's not like we're all PERManently on reddit. XYU.

[–]vegasmacguy 4 points5 points ago

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Well this definitely marx the first time reddit was not into a pun thread

[–]coldbrook 2 points3 points ago

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This is ballooning out of control.

[–]Braiks 69 points70 points ago

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[–]diamondsfrost 3 points4 points ago

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Hahaha. What is this? Rumsfeld in response?

[–]matchesmalone10 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you

[–]Fumikomi 129 points130 points ago

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It's more impressive when you see him do that with a guy's intestines.

[–]Bad_Sex_Advice 48 points49 points ago

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Or penis.

[–]Monst3rr 48 points49 points ago

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ಠ‿ಠ

[–]Tortured_Sole 13 points14 points ago

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I came.

[–]spankr 10 points11 points ago

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I saw...

[–]Abbernathy 25 points26 points ago

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I came.

[–]OffhandBackhand 7 points8 points ago

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I conquered.

[–]Saihna 4 points5 points ago

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penis.

[–]Tortured_Sole 0 points1 point ago

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I came.

[–]4knives 9 points10 points ago

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Or his own penis.

[–]pheonixblade9 10 points11 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Z_Thinker 1 point2 points ago

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or someone's limbs....

what is with guy conversations always getting really disturbing really fast? I find it fascinating

[–]Bad_Sex_Advice 0 points1 point ago

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It's my username

[–]ThisOpenFist 2 points3 points ago

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That was a lung.

[–]Crossbowman 69 points70 points ago

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[–]Thorus 17 points18 points ago

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The comments... I don't even...

did he really do those things? cause if he did he is one cool man:))

[–]DaPurpleCobra 8 points9 points ago

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Yep, of course. He is a master at doing stuff with his hands.

[–]Slownique 2 points3 points ago

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I watched him roll the joint on LIVE tv

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I hear he is especially a master at bating.

[–]Bubblebath_expert 0 points1 point ago

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The mistake you did was reading the comments.

[–]duiker101 1 point2 points ago

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this video was surprisingly fun!

[–]BirthdayLibertine 18 points19 points ago

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I have never seen a picture of Vladimir Putin that has disappointed me.

[–]LTU 31 points32 points ago

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[–]BirthdayLibertine 5 points6 points ago

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O_O I lol'd, and subsequently had no words. Can't tell if brow is furrowed in passion, or discomfort.

[–]Crossbowman 12 points13 points ago

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[–]telepathyLP 1 point2 points ago

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wow

[–]rowanm 1 point2 points ago

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[–]HeathenCyclist 4 points5 points ago

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So I'm gonna guess that's a Ritz cracker...

[–]MCramez 15 points16 points ago

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I thought Putin was a puppeteer, not a clown.

[–]TBOIOMATb_CYKA 2 points3 points ago

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Interestingly, Putin became a prominent political figure as Berezovsky's puppet, but then turned on his master.

[–]OffhandBackhand 2 points3 points ago

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Darth Vader?

[–]TBOIOMATb_CYKA -1 points0 points ago

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Call me a heretic, but I don't really know the story behind Star Wars. I saw it as a kid and wasn't really impressed. Haven't bothered to get involved since then.

But basically, Berezovsky created Putin to ensure that he could continue his indirect control over the country. Putin then got a taste for power and wealth and turned on his master.

[–]OffhandBackhand 0 points1 point ago

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I was just making a reference, I get the Putin thing.

[–]BattleHall 11 points12 points ago

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The KGB really does teach you everything, just in case.

[–]slayemin 23 points24 points ago

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Fuck... That guy does everything.

[–]lawlzorz17 14 points15 points ago

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i think his last gesture was just "suck my dick"

[–]velocity618 9 points10 points ago

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And I would.

[–]ROLLINGUNICORN_SWAG 1 point2 points ago

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No. It was a "DEEZ NUTS!"

[–]bobakanush 6 points7 points ago

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Does anybody have the gif of Donald Rumsfeld drawing shit on a notepad?

[–]sk8r2000 3 points4 points ago

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[–]LifeArrow 22 points23 points ago

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he is my favourite Russian dictator since Lenin.

[–]schueaj 4 points5 points ago

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Khrushchev was amusing at times

[–]TBOIOMATb_CYKA 4 points5 points ago

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My grandfather always talks about how everything was better under Khrushchev. Interestingly, I think my gramps looks kind of like Khrushchev.

[–]schueaj 3 points4 points ago

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You should get him to do an AMA

[–]TBOIOMATb_CYKA 5 points6 points ago

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I would love to, but he's in Russia and I'm not. He would be a really interesting AMA though, as he was in the Red Army Air Defense Forces in the 50s and 60s. During that time he was posted in some interesting places:

1)He was in Cuba in 62' (during the crisis) for a short time, setting up air defense for the missile sites.

2) Later in the 60s he was in Vietnam, setting up air defense around Hanoi

3) In the late 40s to early 50s he was stationed in Poland, and then in E.Germany, right along the western border. Had some cool stories about how they found a buried container with an old Mercedes Limo.

[–]schueaj 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe next time you see him then, I know Reddit would love it :)

[–]BabyWookie -1 points0 points ago

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He's not a dictator. Also, he's the greatest Russian leader since Peter the Great.

[–]BennyJetss 2 points3 points ago

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dont have too much fun...

[–]Dapwell 22 points23 points ago

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Putin 2012

[–]RepRap3d 9 points10 points ago

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If you didn't have to be a natural born citizen to run, i wonder what would happen if a foreign leader won the US election...

[–]Magrippinho 9 points10 points ago

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Even if a foreign leader was eligible, what are the chances of him actually winning the election? People were having a hissy fit about Obama's heritage.

But it would be kinda interesting if we saw the presidency as a kind of CEO job: "Hey, that guy did a great job with [Country X], let's approach him once his term is up to run our country!"

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 0 points1 point ago

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Berlusconi could probably pay for his election, because let's face it, it probably doesn't have to do with how well someone did with x or y country

[–]actionaaron 8 points9 points ago

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They took our jerbs!!!111

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Turk err durr!

[–]treejumper12 -2 points-1 points ago

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They took our jorbs!

[–]thefinalfall 9 points10 points ago

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Is there anything that man can't do?

[–]Kursum 30 points31 points ago

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Maintain a Democracy?

[–]USAFAirman 14 points15 points ago

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Refuse a bribe and stamp out corruption in the Russian government?

[–]AsABlackMan 3 points4 points ago

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Fake a convincing find of ancient artifacts?

[–]unprotectedsax 2 points3 points ago

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Keep tabs on old Soviet weapons?

[–]BabyWookie 0 points1 point ago

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He's done that for 12 years.

[–]unprotectedsax 0 points1 point ago

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I understood, just wanted to let you know.

[–]TBOIOMATb_CYKA 0 points1 point ago

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Keep his hands off the budget.

[–]Aldesso 2 points3 points ago

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nice fake. well made. who created it?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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[–]TBOIOMATb_CYKA 2 points3 points ago

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Methinks there's more to that story than just political assassination, and I fucking hate Putin.

[–]banbang 2 points3 points ago

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Russian sounding name=legit opinion on russian polotics.

[–]pdoherty926 2 points3 points ago

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I give you: a repost.

[–]gnufender 1 point2 points ago

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This could be real.

[–]Soru 1 point2 points ago

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TIL Vladimir Putin has really long arms.

[–]sgtscherer 1 point2 points ago

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Putin on the ritz

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh! Oh! Do a polonium atom!

[–]skeptik4life 1 point2 points ago

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Evil balloon animals that could kill you by looking at you!

[–]take_once_daily 1 point2 points ago

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Context?

[–]blue-yoshi 3 points4 points ago

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It's most likely a clip from Craig Ferguson. He used to do this with Donald Rumsfeld.

[–]Robstaley 1 point2 points ago

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not a bad comp job.

[–]AShagi 1 point2 points ago

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So this is how he stays in control!

[–]JackAceHole 1 point2 points ago

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Can someone edit this to have Putin solving a Rubik's Cube?

[–]desquibnt 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I had a dollar for every time this has been posted

[–]T4u 1 point2 points ago

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All that armtwisting experience comes in handy

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age
Putin, a man of many talents 22coms 482pts 1mo
Vladimir Putin like you've never seen him before 5coms 14pts 8mos

source: karmadecay

[–]Ben_Jahmin 1 point2 points ago

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Those are not his hands!

[–]dsigned001 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure if people taking the piss, or really don't realize it's fake...

[–]SauzzledinSeattle 1 point2 points ago

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I see he is wearing his best "Just another day in the office"-face.

[–]theretheresweetthing 1 point2 points ago

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I have no idea what he's like as a ruler/leader, but the more I see of the guy on the webs, the more I can't help but like him.

[–]verybadmonster 0 points1 point ago

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That's the point of his PR, and millions of Russians have fallen for it. He's just like any other leader- mildly incompetent, greedy and power-hungry.

[–]Ragnalypse 3 points4 points ago

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I'd trade him for our president in a heartbeat.

[–]unprotectedsax -2 points-1 points ago

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Because faux-democracy and corruption FTW! Gimmicks over action anyday!

[–]Saint-Peer 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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what is the context for this video?

[–]Saint-Peer 1 point2 points ago

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I think this was posted on Reddit awhile back, but from what I remember, in the Russian culture handshakes are like transferring actions? Sorry, I don't know much about the culture or if that's true, but that's what the guy in the video is doing. He is cupping the breasts of a thousand females just to shake Putin's hand, so in essence, Putin fondled a thousand breasts.

[–]qen 4 points5 points ago

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Naah you are wrong. There is no such thing as "transferring actions" when the handshake is performed. The video is still funny though.

[–]Old_Old_Wooden_Ship 0 points1 point ago

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And at the same time, not a single fuck given.

[–]bosspig 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there...

[–]RokushoCom 0 points1 point ago

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And not a fuck was given that day.

[–]Superdude01 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I have seen this quite some time ago, I failed to capitalize on easy karma I suppose.

[–]Bradley364 0 points1 point ago

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The man who may never smile.

[–]physicscat 0 points1 point ago

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Is there anything this man can't do....he should be the next Old Spice guy.

[–]tclark 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, that guy is better than me at everything.

[–]phlamez92 0 points1 point ago

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Putin: now officially more awesome than all U.S. Presidents.

[–]turtleshellmagic 0 points1 point ago

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Can't tell if I should laugh or be turned on...

[–]Xomby 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously, he HAS to have done a deal with some sort of devil/devil like power. He can do EVERYTHING!!!

[–]vardsy 0 points1 point ago

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It's Putin, it could be a real video

[–]llollercoaster 0 points1 point ago

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDD

[–]Kelsomatic 0 points1 point ago

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He does it so smoothly and then and the end he gestures at it with such swag.

[–]xxthemattxx 0 points1 point ago

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This is either the best shoop I've ever seen or that literally just happened.

"Fuck you guys, I'll make balloon animals."

[–]Bazing1980 0 points1 point ago

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Putin, the real most interesting man in the world.

[–]fadedsun 0 points1 point ago

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Putin 12!

[–]joaniesteelie 0 points1 point ago

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What CAN'T this man do?

[–]Azrael11 0 points1 point ago

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he must have sent this back to Kraft instead of the Super Bowl ring he stole

[–]Allurex -1 points0 points ago

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There is literally nothing this man can't do.

[–]slenski -2 points-1 points ago

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Honestly, Putin is just a fucking cool guy. Smooth motherfucker

[–]TBOIOMATb_CYKA 1 point2 points ago

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Please, do not fall for the PR. He's a fucking twat.

[–]HoMaster -2 points-1 points ago

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LOL that's hilarious. I hope you don't live in Russin, otherwise you'll be dead in the next 72 hours...

[–]ipaddy -1 points0 points ago

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What can't this man do?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Is there anything this man cannot do?

[–]monkeybutlr -5 points-4 points ago

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Is there anything this man can't do?

[–]l34kjhljkalarehglih -1 points0 points ago

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He can't make your comment being upvoted.

[–]Babbahaft -5 points-4 points ago

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Is there anything this awesome motherfucker can't do?

[–]verybadmonster 0 points1 point ago

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You realise that by saying that, that you're just eating up his ridiculous propoganda, right?

[–]BeerMe828 -1 points0 points ago

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This should be under r/wtf... Lol

[–]big_bad_mojo -1 points0 points ago

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What the fuck can't that man do?

[–]masterbox -1 points0 points ago

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you gotta hand it to that guy, he can do a lot of badass shit.

[–]Athene_Wins -2 points-1 points ago

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Is he vampire?

[–]MaksimBurnin 2 points3 points ago

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Actually he is a crab

[–]Athene_Wins 0 points1 point ago

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Vampire crab. Strong combination

[–]TBOIOMATb_CYKA 0 points1 point ago

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крабэ!