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[–]bdos 18 points19 points ago

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the humans are dead.

[–]ghosttrainhobo 10 points11 points ago

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(the humans are dead)

[–]juktd14 9 points10 points ago

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the humans are deaad

[–]ghosttrainhobo 7 points8 points ago

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they look like they're dead.

[–]wren24 9 points10 points ago

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We used poisonous gases, and we poisoned their asses.

[–]DmnsionalDriftr 7 points8 points ago

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It had to be done.

[–]Doreagarde 6 points7 points ago

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So that we could have fun.

[–]zedsdeadbby 6 points7 points ago

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BINARY SOLO 0000001, 00000011, 000000111

[–]zombiebunnie 4 points5 points ago

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Oh! Oh, One! Oh, One!

[–]juktd14 1 point2 points ago

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Come on sucker lick my battery 

[–]thenerdherd 0 points1 point ago

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damn you hive mind!

[–]I_Dock 5 points6 points ago

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Sex robot strikes again. Mother of god.

[–]d00m3d_d00d 2 points3 points ago

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Sex robot

Sex robot

What does he waaaannnnt?

He wants seeexxxxxxx

[–]WaffleMoose 1 point2 points ago

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What does he waaaant?

[–]wenhamton 0 points1 point ago

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Coming to your town, he wants to get down.

[–]Lemm 2 points3 points ago

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sex robot, sex robot! sex robot, sex robot! sex robot, sex robot!

[–]goosebumper88 0 points1 point ago

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exactly what I was thinking

[–]Caffro 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome-O has really gone down a bad route.

[–]glennrosehv -1 points0 points ago

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After he predicted Jack and Jill is when it started.

[–]SJBean 0 points1 point ago

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I would let him babysit mine any day of the week.

[–]zack2703 0 points1 point ago

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He missed one... above his right shoulder :O

[–]ashamble 0 points1 point ago

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You bastard! This isn't Where's Waldo. Lives are at stake! Stop helping the robot invaders refine their dispersal techniques (which, up until your "helpful" observation, apparently had a height limit).

[–]Alexthecock 0 points1 point ago

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No seriously though, he should turn around and finish his programmed job.

[–]ashamble 0 points1 point ago

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When they acquire the technology to accurately mimic the upper body, we'll never see them coming.

[–]mikeskiuk 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like what we would call 'dead lions' when I was a kid.

The idea of the 'game' was for the kids to lie as still as possible. Which inevitably led to all the kids falling asleep.

A game most popular with the parents I think.

[–]leakycauldron 0 points1 point ago

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I refuse to believe that this adult outlasted the children. They've all fallen asleep and he's still standing? I smell chloroform.

[–]hickory-smoked 0 points1 point ago

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Pushing will protect them from the Terrible Secret of Space

[–]ExogenBreach 0 points1 point ago

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What have we learned today?

[–]FTFY_urwelcome 0 points1 point ago

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Is it the Year 2000?