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[–]blacktoise 215 points216 points ago

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That tops all the things I wish I could do when I imagine I am robbed.

[–]mkvgtired 41 points42 points ago

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Go train so you can

[–]ApatheticDeveloper 29 points30 points ago

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I think you mean, go stage it so you can...

[–]insomniacl 11 points12 points ago

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Try robbing a judo blackbelt. Will not end well.

[–]ApatheticDeveloper 10 points11 points ago

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The point was that the GIF wasn't real...

[–]insomniacl 7 points8 points ago

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But the technique is and scenario certainly are: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3CC9F0EcNw&feature=player_embedded#!

[–]AnotherSunnyDayInHel 0 points1 point ago

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You don't mess with the Zohan!

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

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Happens all the time. A while back I was reading an article about how that shit really does not do anything for self defense, especially if there is a weapon involved. Most muggings happen instantly, usually from behind with a blunt object to the head... no amount of belts is going to help you then.

Tried to find the article, but I cant... so dont ask for a source.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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What if you had this many?

[–]lop987 9 points10 points ago

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Oh Lulu. You cannot wear belts for a dress. Belts hold up pants. You're not even wearing pants.

[–]CoNiGMa 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like she's a bit strapped for words.

[–]insomniacl 8 points9 points ago

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Umm, okay. "most muggings happen from behind with a blunt object". I'm not talking about robbing the average person, I'm talking about hand to hand with someone who practices some form of fighting for a living.

A guy tried to rob me in NY a couple months ago, he had his hand in a black bag simulating a weapon. I've been training jiu jitsu and muay thai for 3 years now. You know what I did? I ran, with my 50lbs suitcase and 20lb backpack on me. When I look back on it, its funny I decided to try and run with my belongings, but I had already made the decision to not hand over any money for whatever reason.

But never was I scared. I was mentally prepared and did not panic. Why? Because I put myself in bad situations every day, where my partners are arm locking me and choking me, and that goes down 4-5 days a week. Of course that's just training, and never you know what will happen on the street. But otherwise, I am 100% confident in my ability to defend myself, because my robber probably isn't in the gym learning how to fight.

Life is very fragile, you'd be surprised how the smallest person can take your life if they choose to. I'm not hyping some mythical bullshit; go see what Marcelo Garcia does to other high level jiu jitsu competitors. Arm drag> Back control > choke you unconscious. That means he can kill you if he chooses; this nice little 160lb brazilian dude who smiles a lot. It really is that simple, and that's why martial arts is so humbling.

[–]Jimbozu 1 point2 points ago

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honestly, your lucky that he didn't actually have a gun/he was afraid to use his gun.

[–]Chuck_T_Bone 1 point2 points ago

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And a gun counters all the training the world. Because no matter how much you practice your art, or how trained or physically fit, a bullet or bullets from behind will prove the victor.

Now I am not trying to be little you, as i am pretty sure your point was, no matter how tough you are. IF someone pulls a gun, or what you think is a gun, your choice is not to fight but either compile or run. Dont fuck with a bullet

[–]ylou92 5 points6 points ago*

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your choice is not to fight but either compile or run.

Seriously, gcc that shit. Don't be a hero.

[–]SilverEyes 5 points6 points ago

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Training tells you what compilation flags to use

[–]Captain_Nonsequitur 1 point2 points ago

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LOOOL

[–]po_po_pokemon 0 points1 point ago

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[–]giantasparagus 0 points1 point ago

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"Finish writing this script or I'm going to blow your head off"

Perfectly normal scenario where your choice is not to fight, but rather compile or run.

[–]insomniacl 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, who said anything beats a gun?

[–]happymensch 0 points1 point ago

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I also train Brazillian Jiu Jitsu. It's humbling how a little technique can overcome strength. That said, getting smart about fighting has taught me that the best self defense, and the best way to avoid injury is to turn and run... Like Miyage said, only fight if you have to.

[–]n4ggs -1 points0 points ago

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If you are big enough, it will work just fine.

[–]spambat 0 points1 point ago

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[–]n4ggs 1 point2 points ago

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You know how you can tell the real competators from the McDojo bullshiters? They are worried about making weight.

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 0 points1 point ago

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What am I watching.....

[–]spambat 0 points1 point ago

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I asked myself that countless times...

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[–]Fearlessleader85 11 points12 points ago

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So, where did you get all your tubes from?

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[–]Fearlessleader85 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome, but that's seriously a lot of tubes.

[–]Dustinm16 3 points4 points ago

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I need to find a way to get these tubes home... Maybe a truck...

[–]prose-before-hoes 0 points1 point ago

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You've clearly never met Al.

[–]Fearlessleader85 0 points1 point ago

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He's known for his tube collection?

[–]StoicGoof 35 points36 points ago

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I suplexed a downvote into an upvote.

[–]finiterepeat 12 points13 points ago

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Not sure if your upvotes being suplexed into downvotes....or no one thinks your comment is funny..

[–]StoicGoof 4 points5 points ago

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I would like to think it's the former, but really, I'm just happy to be getting attention.

[–]finiterepeat 3 points4 points ago

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Hahah, well, for what it's worth, I thought it was funny....so I downvoted you in the interest of consistency. My sincerest apologies my good man.

[–]StoicGoof 2 points3 points ago

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Cheers! To consistency!

[–]jibbodahibbo 0 points1 point ago

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well played. I made a similar post, but with way worse execution

[–]CassandraVindicated 22 points23 points ago

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I actually did that in a fight I got in many moons ago. Needless to say, it effectively ended the confrontation. I would have never done it on purpose (it was purely muscle memory) because you can seriously injure or kill someone doing that.

[–]doubleclick 72 points73 points ago

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note to self: commit suplex to muscle memory.

[–]missmichellini[S] 8 points9 points ago

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Definitely, not advocating violence here but it looks like she moved lightening-quick, maybe muscle memory in this case too? At least she didn't have to go through the hassle of canceling her credit cards. :)

[–]cyberslick188 9 points10 points ago

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You know this is fake right? It's a clip from a japanese game show. I'll dig up the link for you in a second.

[–]missmichellini[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Doesn't make it less awesome.

[–]cyberslick188 6 points7 points ago

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...didn't say it did, but you guys are getting all deep over here like it is. I mean, did you honestly think this was real?

[–]missmichellini[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Would be too awesome to exist if it were real.

[–]flobbaddobbadob 1 point2 points ago

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I want link.

[–]SlutShamer 4 points5 points ago

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Technically, that's exactly what it does.

[–]missmichellini[S] 3 points4 points ago

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We can agree to disagree.

[–]DrascaL 6 points7 points ago

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She looked like she knew what she was doing. Seen as her feet are still planted on the floor after the guy hits the ground, thats hard.

[–]FearlessFreep 6 points7 points ago

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maybe muscle memory in this case too?

Maybe it was originally a video from a commercial for a self defense class before being converted to a gif and posted all over the freakin' internet on a pretty regular basis?

[–]missmichellini[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe I don't really know where it came from but thought it was cool so Reddit was the place to share it?

[–]Humpa 7 points8 points ago

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He was being sarcastic. It is indeed a commercial.

[–]catsfive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone need anyone to recommend violence in a situation like this, I'll be in the bar.

[–]FightingAmish 0 points1 point ago

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What's the story behind your committing a suplex to muscle memory?

[–]CassandraVindicated 1 point2 points ago

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I wrestled in high school and college and there are many wrestling moves that start in the same position that a suplex does and the motion is the same for the first half. That part was muscle memory.

Once I had him up there, I didn't really have the right position for any of those moves so I just did this one. This second part didn't really involve muscle memory but was more like instinct coupled with a little bit of anger and a lot of adrenaline.

[–]FightingAmish 0 points1 point ago

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Very interesting. I guess the WWF move has its root in real wrestling. Didn't realize that. Thanks for the info!

[–]flobbaddobbadob 0 points1 point ago

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Pandas wrestle?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Soonermandan 3 points4 points ago

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Achievement Unlocked: Colostomy bag for the rest of your life!

[–]ryklost[!] 11 points12 points ago

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Isn't this like 5+ years old?

[–]rarkai 6 points7 points ago

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older

[–]FearlessFreep 11 points12 points ago

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5+ in real years is like three generations in internet years

[–]thethiefstheme 0 points1 point ago

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yeah it's too old, reddit seems to be turning into what 4chan was 3 years ago

[–]honorious 1 point2 points ago

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Yep. I can't decide weather to be condescending towards those who haven't seen it before or just sad, because i'm old.

[–]metalsheep714 9 points10 points ago

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Repost, sure, but I still get the chronic giggles when I see asshats get suplexed.

[–]go-with-the-flo 5 points6 points ago

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that's one baddass of a woman.

[–]koalaokala 18 points19 points ago

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That was one of the sexiest things Ive seen.

[–]rarkai 32 points33 points ago

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its a guy in drag, this is fake.

[–]koalaokala 62 points63 points ago

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...I still have an erection.

[–]CummingOnKittens 37 points38 points ago

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I REGRET NOTHING!

[–]Cyfen 18 points19 points ago

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The kittens on the other hand, were not impressed.

[–]flobbaddobbadob 7 points8 points ago

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Though they perhaps shared a "not bad"?

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 0 points1 point ago

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i do now...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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TL;AF

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[–]silentmikhail 1 point2 points ago

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Its called a German Suplex

[–]crazyguns 0 points1 point ago

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with a left leg pin combination

stupid referee probably knocked out somewhere..

[–]silentmikhail 2 points3 points ago

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"HE HAS HIM PINNED KING!, BUT THE REF IS IN LA LA LAND RIGHT NOW!"

[–]crazyguns 0 points1 point ago

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lol! it might be scripted, but damn, its a LOT more entertaining than watching those shitty reality shows.

[–]meteda1080 0 points1 point ago

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My erection is real enough...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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This is one of my favorite gifs _^

[–]IMLightning 1 point2 points ago

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It was Jackie Chan in disguise.

[–]argv_minus_one 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, that helpless-looking petite woman is a spy!

[–]ThatSleepyGuy 1 point2 points ago

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The move is called a German Suplex.

How do I know this? Wrestling? UFC/MMA? Nope. GTO.

[–]disenchanted_youth 0 points1 point ago

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You call students trash as if they are things!

[–]AdamEdge 0 points1 point ago

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I'm no expert but I think that's a back suplex, the german suplex is more like this just because her head is not on his back when she throws him

[–]CanusNero 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, it's just a back suplex (Very close though).

A full German would have her start in a waistlock position and pop her hips straight back instead of having her head to the side and using her whole body to lift him like she did in the video.

[–]silentmikhail 0 points1 point ago

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I've been saying this to everyone on this thread who's been calling it a "suplex" rather than a "German Suplex".

One of kurt angle's, chris benoit and the Hart family's special move

[–]thewookieempire 1 point2 points ago

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I was hoping for a Chuck Testa Joke :(

[–]OgFinish 1 point2 points ago

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Older than Sumeria.

[–]edude03 1 point2 points ago

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This shit is older than the entire internet

[–]BBS- 1 point2 points ago

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A Crossface Cradle with a skirt. Impressive.

[–]silentmikhail 1 point2 points ago

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LOL that was an awesome German Suplex

[–]chuck_testra 1 point2 points ago

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it wasn't me

[–]xanj 1 point2 points ago

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could somebody have fatality pop when she fucks his world over?

[–]Thorrgar 1 point2 points ago

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All these Martial Arts schools tell you its self defence so you go there and pay because you think it helps not getting your ass kicked. In reality its just a sport and every serios fighter and forum tells you that you can have every belt you want a brutal street gangster kicks your ass because he has no cruel to hurt you. Most martial ars are just working in a ring with rules but not in a real fight. I know my english sucks but im sure you guys can read this.

[–]jibbodahibbo 2 points3 points ago

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ohh when i was younger this was all the rage on the internet.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 2 points3 points ago

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Big surprises come in little packages.

[–]sneg 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Lunchbox5000 3 points4 points ago

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This is old as fuck but its really like my most favorite video of all time. Not just because a petite girl overpowers a robber, but because you can tell she knows what shes doing with that throwdown. Her feet don't come off the ground and she keeps his leg pinned with her left arm. Shes awesome and I want her to have all my children.

[–]FearlessFreep 22 points23 points ago

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Not just because a petite girl overpowers a robber...

...but because it was a staged commercial

[–]TaintedSquirrel 2 points3 points ago

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Last I heard, it was actually a man wearing a wig.

[–]pkonrad 0 points1 point ago

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NO it's clearly a wig wearing a man to disguise himself from the oncoming army of baboon cunt specialists who are about to raid his peaceful village of wigington to turn the innocent wigs into hideous Elvis-Presley-style hair helmets. It had no other choice you insensitive bastard!

[–]onceforgoton 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like I'm ruining your internet by telling you this gif is entirely fake. Sorry old chum.

[–]Lunchbox5000 0 points1 point ago

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Yayaya so was the matrix but that doesn't make it less awesome.

[–]klix333 1 point2 points ago

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She mains Zangief.

[–]ABTYF 1 point2 points ago

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BAH GAWD KING! WHAT A VICIOUS SUPLEX!

[–]fatbobcat 0 points1 point ago

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It's not reeeal wrassling

[–]Mosz 0 points1 point ago

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welcome back 2006, i missed you

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[–]argv_minus_one 0 points1 point ago

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[–]CasualPenguin 0 points1 point ago

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Thought I clicked on "I am confident every adult male wants this." and that the rest of you guys have very disturbing fantasies.

[–]Emperor_Zar 0 points1 point ago

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That was fucking awesome!

[–]Naylor 0 points1 point ago

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reading the title i though something was going to drag him into the dark or something

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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what he didn't know was that she was actually a UFC fighter going to a costume party

[–]redditaccountant 0 points1 point ago

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So it was Chuck Testa in a drag?

[–]Jman460 0 points1 point ago

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This made me lol.

[–]Lunar3 0 points1 point ago

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That would be amazing to see in person I honestly wouldn't know what to say if I saw that happen in front of me

[–]tloll 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine it was practiced something like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDTTqKSAK24

[–]AyatoK 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking reposts.

[–]EnglishBulldog 0 points1 point ago

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Well, at least each time I see this thing regurgitated the quality is worse. Maybe it will get so bad that it's no longer viable to post and we don't have to see it any longer? hehe, dreams.

[–]duble_v 0 points1 point ago

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This was not what I was expecting after reading the title and (bracing myself, then) clicking it. Everything went better than expected!

[–]CanusNero 0 points1 point ago

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BAAAK SUPREEEEEX AHHHHHHHHHHH!

I did my best Japanese wrestling commentator.

[–]ilikerealmaplesyrup 0 points1 point ago

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I hear robot sound effects while watching this gif.

[–]Its_eeasy 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else think Chun Li?

[–]argv_minus_one 0 points1 point ago*

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She followed up the suplex with a Spinning Bird Kick for the knock-out, then?

[–]smallypants 0 points1 point ago

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[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age
Bad boy have a bad day 27coms 84pts 4mos
Damn, he chose the wrong person to rob. 4coms 10pts 9mos
His 'man' license has now been revoked. 1com -3pts 9mos

source: karmadecay

[–]johnnyxsalami 0 points1 point ago

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she shoulda 'peoples elbowed' him afterwards!

[–]GoyoTattoo 0 points1 point ago

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It's totally possible for a small girl like that to suplex a grown man... I'll never forget watching this wrestling phenom kid sparring at our MMA gym almost 10 years ago now. Saw him suplex a HUGE dude at around 250 pounds several time in a sparring session, and the kid was only like 160 pounds. Sick shit.

[–]MyWorkHereIsDone 0 points1 point ago

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I don't care where this came from or how old it is, I still think it's awesome.

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

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Doesnt matter if she didnt get the full 3 count

[–]MelisSassenach 0 points1 point ago

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At first I thought he just wanted to get out first and I was like lol and then I was like WHAT THE FUCK

[–]StanleyDarsh22 0 points1 point ago

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with a title like "nope" in all caps i was expecting another one of those large spiders that jump at people trying to catch them. phew

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

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So we're linking directly to tumblr now, eh?

[–]Freefall22 0 points1 point ago

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Very old

[–]ChadwickHenryWard 0 points1 point ago

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I am 100% percent convinced this is real.

[–]erisacrat 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus christ! If that's real that woman is my hero. Fucking fantastic finishing move!

[–]kashodi 0 points1 point ago

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That guy got hurt!

[–]PaidAdvertiser 0 points1 point ago

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Good for her but if someone walked up and stole my ipod or something they can have it. Not going to get stabbed or beaten over material crap that can be replaced.

[–]argv_minus_one 1 point2 points ago

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She just suplexed that guy head first into a floor. I don't think he's going to be doing any beating or stabbing for a while after that.

[–]PaidAdvertiser 0 points1 point ago

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Well things could go wrong trying to suplex a thief. It might not work 200% of the time every other time.

[–]argv_minus_one 1 point2 points ago

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As opposed to suplexing a train, which always works.

[–]jajison 0 points1 point ago

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Where's the referee for the 3-count? What a sham!

[–]nthensome 0 points1 point ago

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Belly to back suplex FTW

[–]Dyrty 0 points1 point ago

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for real?

[–]mjbfikus 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like someone has been practicing their Hooligan Suplex! (Cammy - Street Fighter 2)

[–]durkadurkadur 0 points1 point ago

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Now I''ll be paranoid standing elevators with a bag of any sort. Thanks OP.

[–]argv_minus_one 0 points1 point ago

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FINISH HIM!

[–]tg989 0 points1 point ago

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good, but fake.

[–]RadiantSun 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bringurown6pack 0 points1 point ago

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did no one else think was a chuck testa thing?

[–]Brezzo 0 points1 point ago

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I hate to call things fake, but it kinda looks like he jumps right about the time she flips him ಠ_ಠ

[–]polkadotnoodle 0 points1 point ago

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Why did I instantly think these are 2 asian people?

[–]Brickrocket 0 points1 point ago

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That reddit post is about 7 years late.

[–]dreamer7 0 points1 point ago

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THIS...IS...THE ELEVATOR!!!!!!!!

[–]mjthrillme2020 0 points1 point ago

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My grandma did something like this, some dude tried to steal her purse & she just yanked on her purse & knocked the dude down. I was about 10 but I'll never forget. xD

[–]puyol 0 points1 point ago

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There is no spider in here.:(

[–]mindtapped 0 points1 point ago

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German Suplex!

[–]Original_juju 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who thought of /r/nosleep?

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand exactly how she applied the leverage; I just don't see it. She didn't lift 200 lbs with her back, did she? Good luck with that hernia.

[–]decoyoct 0 points1 point ago

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Found the source: CM 講談社 月刊少年マガジン [Monthly Shonen Magazine]

It's a Japanese commercial for "Monthly Shōnen Jump" magazine.

[–]bank2600 1 point2 points ago

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chuck norris's wife

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Whoever thinks this is real, for even a fraction of a second, has severe brain damage.

[–]argv_minus_one 0 points1 point ago

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So does the guy she suplexed.

[–]Aeras4109 0 points1 point ago

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Ultra pwned. Shit.

[–]QuietFlight 0 points1 point ago

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As old as the internet.

[–]Lastaria 0 points1 point ago

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I did not even get onto the fact he snatched her handbag. I just thought it was some scary crazy super strong girl being an arse towards a guy.

lol good on her.

[–]FergBreath -2 points-1 points ago

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Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–]meantism -1 points0 points ago

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YUP.

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[–]girldrinkdrunk 0 points1 point ago

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Nope.

[–]Mogknight23 -1 points0 points ago

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Sweet holy suplex, I think that man's head exploded!

[–]OperationJack -1 points0 points ago

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I saw this a few years back and later read up on it. But it said that the woman wrestled Freestyle for her country's women's team. I don't quite remember where she was from or any other specific details besides that.

DISCLAIMER: I'm unsure of what I read was true or not.

[–]YoureLateToTheParty -1 points0 points ago

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Was expecting a huge spider or something. Guess I should pay more attention to the sub category.

[–]cyberslick188 -1 points0 points ago

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Looks legit.

[–]Hadephobiac -1 points0 points ago

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Sure feels like 2002 in here you fucking newbs