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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago*

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I'm a girl and I had the same reaction.

[–]rcaicedo 2 points3 points ago

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HAH!

[–]StuntCock 2 points3 points ago

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is that bc they charge you an arm and a leg just to get in?

[–]gigashadowwolf 4 points5 points ago

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That, and there is no full nudity.

[–]fruitylips 1 point2 points ago

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Ya gotta go up to North Las Vegas. The Palomino Club is full nude with alcohol.

I was almost stabbed by a crackhead just outside of there one night.

Then we had carrot cake at the crappy casino across the street.

Good times...

[–]flexpercep 1 point2 points ago

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You and the crack head had carrot cake together? How does one go from a stabbing situation to a getting cake together?

[–]Tyremmie 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhh memories...

[–]StiggyPop 2 points3 points ago

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I forgot how funny Austen Powers was. Well... maybe the first two.

[–]phuzzyvision 0 points1 point ago

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They are all awesome. First 2 better but the 3rd was still better then a lot of comedies!

[–]Heckytorr 1 point2 points ago

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nice balls.

[–]Lockski 1 point2 points ago

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...I need to go to a strip club.

[–]ngtstkr 0 points1 point ago

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no you dont. get a girlfriend.

[–]Lockski 0 points1 point ago

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Kind of have a girlfriend now. More like a friend with benefits at the moment.

[–]ngtstkr 0 points1 point ago

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then you really don't need to go to a strip club.

[–]Lockski 0 points1 point ago

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17 year old friend-with-benefit situations don't really have much nudity. Second base is still better than just seeing I guess, though.

[–]celfers 0 points1 point ago

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Meh. Been there.

Sundowners in Canadian side of Niagara Falls beats most other strip clubs in North America from what I've seen.

You'll see (all legal) things there you've never seen in other clubs that will blow your mind.