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[–]Casoade 29 points30 points ago

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TBH I'm perfectly alright with that.

[–]respectminivinny 4 points5 points ago

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Seriously, When this was first posted I looked at it and didn't understand what was so "oh my god" about the gif.
I noticed the finger and thought to myself "that can't be it, that's not even a big deal"
I was wrong.
Who gives a shit about the finger, it obviously doesn't bother her.

[–]JeanNaRH 22 points23 points ago

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Seriously? Like anyone would give a shit about that. Funky handjobs if anything else.

[–]tasthesose 39 points40 points ago

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Yep, she could tuck her wonky pinky into your stinky while she gave you a handy. I bet it would be wunderbar.

[–]Danicecreamhead 6 points7 points ago

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Best sentence i've read today. Thankyou.

[–]TwoDollarDrink 1 point2 points ago

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Did a quick youtube video search for the Jerri Blank (Strangers With Candy) quote "I'm gonna make your pinky aaaaall stinky" and found....this instead.

[–]BasRutten951 2 points3 points ago

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I became immediately angry after clicking that.

[–]SlimyEwok 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for saying that, I was about to click it.

[–]systemchronos 0 points1 point ago

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Opened that link and started wondering why two kids were making noise to a Final Fantasy piano cover. Then I realized my music player was still going after I had muted my laptop a few hours ago.

[–]Woobassguitar 0 points1 point ago

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Are you British?

[–]tasthesose 1 point2 points ago

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No, but that was my best british impression. I am from Texas. ;) I believe it has been called the Britain of the West.

[–]FPHZombie 44 points45 points ago

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Took me a minute to see... Boobs are distracting.

[–]bigasssweater 16 points17 points ago

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I've been staring at this for five minutes and I have no idea what I'm looking for. Her pinkie?

[–]prometheus1981 7 points8 points ago

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yes

[–]bigasssweater 25 points26 points ago

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ah, that's not too bad

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points ago

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I can't put my finger on whats wrong here...

[–]brandontoms 12 points13 points ago

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OOH, I see what you did there...

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[–]3h7rt6 2 points3 points ago

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well no shit

[–]texascience 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, but I still can't imagine how she could do that with a watermelon!

[–]SnakeBeater 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, wut.

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[–]texascience 13 points14 points ago

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Oooh a condescending, pessimistic user who assumes everyone is just out to get karma instead of seeing an attempt at humor in a subreddit labelled /r/funny

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[–]Nereosis 9 points10 points ago

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...You're an asshole!

[–]Tetchy 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Vidyogamasta[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Do you have friends?

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[–]Vidyogamasta[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Two things to note:

1- You are the mad one here. You're showing some major insecurity with your response, and even though you state otherwise, and only reaffirming my assumption that you're not too great on a social level

2- Just because you can't appreciate others' sense of humor doesn't mean they're stupid for finding it funny. The things you find funny isn't strictly related to your intelligence (I'm a pretty smart guy and find some pretty stupid stuff amusing).

Honestly, you come across as a "Somebody said something note 100% accurate on facebook... GON' WRITE A 4 PAGE RANT, SCREENSHOT AFTER 2 SECONDS AND SUBMIT TO REDDIT, HAHA THEY'RE STUPID" type of douchebag. I understand if you AREN'T one, but YOU may want to evaluate YOURSELF and ask why you appear that way to others. (Caps on a single word are emphasis, not random yelling).

[–]TrollyG-Yo 10 points11 points ago

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You're seriously saying you'd freak out and turn this girl down because of her pinkie? Really?

[–]NJDevils30 8 points9 points ago

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Yes because none of you people have flaws. reminds me of this

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh good Lord, is that a Tapout polo?

[–]NJDevils30 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah man he's so ripped couldn't you guess he'd be into MMA?

[–]theytook-r-jobs 7 points8 points ago

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2 in the pink, one in a splint

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[–]FerroFox 6 points7 points ago

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never saw someone with the same pinky deformation like me :)

[–]Commander_Konker 9 points10 points ago

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SHES WEARING A JO CRYSTAL

http://imgur.com/asirE

[–]GiggleAtTheGoatse 0 points1 point ago

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That post was immediately above this post.

[–]joetromboni 4 points5 points ago

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Hockey stick pinky is good for playing penny hockey

[–]herp_derpenstein 4 points5 points ago

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doesn't matter; would still fuck.

[–]PabbleDabble 2 points3 points ago

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Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–]41ch3my 2 points3 points ago

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great googly moogly

[–]graffiti81 2 points3 points ago

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Wouldn't bother me, but I have to wonder how that happened.

[–]luckytoto 1 point2 points ago

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who is she? i thought i saw arianny celeste in the background..

[–]CorruptedRay 1 point2 points ago

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Arianny Celeste. A UFC ring girl. IMO the hottest one.

[–]mrbarber 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus you must be thin-skinned if something as minor as that would cause such a reaction.

[–]BenderredneB 1 point2 points ago

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The first thing I noticed was the other chick nodding at the camera...creepy

[–]achilles811 1 point2 points ago

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She is hot, shits not being given about her finger.

[–]cameroncroweknows 1 point2 points ago

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That girl is hot. It's a total George Costanza thing to even think about something so minor as a pinkie.

[–]marchingpigster 0 points1 point ago

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It's not a minor thing if you've got that thing up your asshole!

[–]AaronPaul 1 point2 points ago

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That hurts. Me.

[–]thefreshprincealbert -1 points0 points ago

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The best part is that she does not give a pinky of a fuck.

[–]theboybuck 2 points3 points ago

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It took me about 20 times through to realise and go "I don't know what I'm suppos..........OH SWEET BABY MOSES!"

[–]Phased 0 points1 point ago

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Repost, but still takes me too damn long to spot.

[–]svpalex 0 points1 point ago

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i would if she wore some thick winter gloves.

[–]inn0vat3 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, she's hot, not sure what's so funny about the pinky.

[–]You_just_read_this 0 points1 point ago

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What are we doing tonight Brain? We are getting fucked up Pinky.

[–]lilrabbit129 0 points1 point ago

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Knew a girl that had a slightly funky finger too. She was hot, the finger did not distract.

[–]tom277 0 points1 point ago

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I must have watched it 50 times and couldn't figure out what was wrong till I checked the comments. Too distracted by hotness.

[–]EuphoricAtrophy 0 points1 point ago

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My finger is exactly the same as hers.

[–]shifty1776 0 points1 point ago

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took me a few times before I realized what the problem was.

[–]GiggleAtTheGoatse 0 points1 point ago

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She's wearing a JO crystal.

[–]delfactoid 0 points1 point ago

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At first I thought it was the one nodding in the background.. But then I saw and could not unsee.

[–]SaintsAngels 0 points1 point ago

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took me like 8 tries. then i saw the girl on her left and i thought her face is kinda trollface.jpg i dunno maybe her hands are kinda bi- HOLY FUCKING SHIT HEAD DILDO CUM SUCKER

[–]miniii 0 points1 point ago

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probably has arthritis, my moms ring finger on one hand is frozen as if shes making a fist with it but the rest of her fingers can open and close freely.

[–]Caiity 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was that the girl next to her is nodding her head as if to say 'aww yeah'..

[–]tt_frog -1 points0 points ago

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I downvoted because I was all "why does this belong in /r/funny". Then I saw FPHZombie's comment and went back with an eagle eye. OMG indeed. Have an upvote.

[–]ms91972 -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't get it, its just a hot chic...oh my god. I can't unsee.

[–]internetsanta 12 points13 points ago

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I unsaw it, just look back at her boobs. Problem solved.

[–]clever_comment -1 points0 points ago

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something's wrong here but i can't quite put my finger on it...

[–]CSIHoratioCaine -1 points0 points ago

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joke stealing SOB...

[–]clever_comment 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe it's just a really obvious joke. Sorry I don't read every single comment created

inb4 ctl-f