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[–]xteve 96 points97 points ago

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Why do dogs always get stereotyped as incompetent internet users?

[–]AStrangeStranger 131 points132 points ago

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I suspect because the cats control the internet

[–]paradoksikal 75 points76 points ago

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[–]That_Tall_Guy 20 points21 points ago

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Thank you for that gif. Made my day.

[–]dheisman 1 point2 points ago

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What ep is that from?

[–]xdamionx 24 points25 points ago

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Oh, jeez - right on the tip of my tongue.

You know the one where they're flying out in space, but then something happens that puts everyone in danger and everyone freaks out but Picard? It's got some aliens and stuff, although they're obviously just people in makeup, but no one seems to mind. And then, by the end of the episode, everything is pretty much how it was at the beginning, except for maybe a minor character introduced just a few minutes before who was killed.

Ach, I'm never going to remember the title.

[–]DonaldMcRonald 7 points8 points ago

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It's from Star Wars, right?

[–]Liberatric 0 points1 point ago

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No no the show you are looking for is Firefly. It's like this example.

[–]bigroblee 1 point2 points ago

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If you caption this "Battlestar Wars" I think we have a complete win.

[–]spazmodic- -5 points-4 points ago

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I think this is the part where darth vader uses the force field to choke the ensign

[–]LocalMadman 2 points3 points ago

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I'm pretty sure it's from the pilot. Just from the uniforms and lighting I know it's the 1st season.

[–]rootyb 3 points4 points ago

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Nope. Second season. Pulaski is in the background. It's the episode where they get stuck in the "hole in space" and are lab rats for a big green floating face. The face killed that guy to learn about death.

(I'm watching back through all of TNG on Netflix right now. That one was just last week)

[–]LocalMadman 0 points1 point ago

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Shit....My Geek powers have failed me. To be fair, TNG and ENT are the modern Star Trek Series I've yet to re-watch. I haven't seen the second season of TNG since reruns in the 1990s.

[–]rootyb 2 points3 points ago

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Don't feel too bad. Until I started rewatching, I thought the old uniforms disappeared sooner.

I've also noticed that they don't talk about data not having emotions like, at all. Like, I'm almost 40 episodes in, and nobody's said anything of the sort. I'm guessing they just added the "no emotions" trait later as a plot device.

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 0 points1 point ago

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"Where Silence has Lease"

Nagilum gives the redshirt a stroke and there's nothing Pulaski could do about it.

[–]abeanintheusa 4 points5 points ago

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This is cat propaganda.....

[–]humblerodent 3 points4 points ago

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"Dogfort: Prepare to attack the Cat overlords!"

...or are we done with that?

[–]icanhasheadache 8 points9 points ago

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It's the derpiness of the face they have when they're happy

[–]BeetrootKid 4 points5 points ago

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It says to me: "Hey cool! Computers! Awesome! Clickity click, tap tap, yay!"

[–]simperingfool 3 points4 points ago

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No dogs, Golden Retrievers. Who yes, are a special kind of dog, and I use that adjective in the same way you'd use it to describe a particularly slow, but sweet child. A Cocker Spaniel might've been a more apropos subject, but they tend to be so retarded you probably couldn't pose them. And yeah, I mean retarded in the politically incorrect way that so many people casually use it.

[–]loud_opinions_bear 4 points5 points ago

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THE SAME REASON BEARS GET STEREOTYPED AS BLOOD THIRSTY KILLERS

(HINT: THE REASON IS EITHER "BECAUSE IT'S TRUE" OR "BECAUSE HUMANS ARE UNABLE TO MOVE BEYOND THEIR PREJUDICES BASED ON A MINORITY")

[–]xteve 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it can't be "because it's true" unless it's always true.

[–]Little_Mouse 3 points4 points ago

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[–]StormtrooprDave 10 points11 points ago

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Does that mean you can repost as much as you want?

[–]GamerKingFaiz 4 points5 points ago

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No but seriously, what does it mean?

[–]rockaction 4 points5 points ago

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The gatekeepers of the front-page have inducted him into the club apparently

[–]Airazz 2 points3 points ago

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There are some subreddits which are kept as giant notebooks for certain information. Not everyone is allowed to post in order to avoid shitty posts, random discussions and reposts. One example of such subreddit would be r/AtheistGems.

[–]NarrowEnter 0 points1 point ago

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He's a digg... err reddit power user now.

[–]walkerandtexasranger 6 points7 points ago

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Dude, are you even logged in?

[–]rKade 7 points8 points ago

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He's just updating his Windows.

[–]crshbndct 3 points4 points ago

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Was it for /r/anythinggoesnews?

[–]Lele_ 0 points1 point ago

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LOL they added me too... not sure if it's a good thing or not...

[–]zbowman 3 points4 points ago

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[–]koera 7 points8 points ago

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I just got that message to, haven't been here that long so I don't understand shit about it :D

[–]Silenced_is_Foo 19 points20 points ago

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It means a mod of a subreddit has added you to the approved submitters of that subreddit. If it's a normal subreddit, this just means your posts will never get caught in their spam-catcher. If it's a subreddit that's locked down such that only approved submitters and mods can submit, purple monkey dishwasher.

[–]alahos 24 points25 points ago

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That would explain my current karma record of 1.

[–]ConstipatedNinja 2 points3 points ago

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Here, let me fix that with an upvote.

[–]PTTGx2 3 points4 points ago

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That would explain my green elephant refrigerator.

[–]Vibster 0 points1 point ago

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Mods of dead subreddits are using it to entice random people to post, I'm an approved submitter of several subreddits I have never visited.

[–]Vibster 4 points5 points ago

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[–]samtheredditman 1 point2 points ago

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that made my day

[–]lscioscio 0 points1 point ago

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What.

[–]koera 0 points1 point ago

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the simpel reply of thank you

[–]P10_WRC 3 points4 points ago

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yeah i have been here for over two years and i just got that too. not sure wtf it means

[–]jakeallen 9 points10 points ago

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I've been here almost five years and I don't have it . . . I really am forever alone.

[–]awesomeness1234 6 points7 points ago

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I thought it was just a dishonest attempt to get subscribers to a subreddit.

[–]Vibster 1 point2 points ago

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That it is my friend that it is. I'm almost tempted to spam the fuck out of a subreddit whenever I get one just to spite them.

[–]awesomeness1234 0 points1 point ago

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"but it said I was an approved submitter!" What a douche move...

[–]warnerrr 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, nice! I've been here for 4.5 years and I haven't gotten one, so this just adds more to the mystery!

But, really, what silenced_is_foo said below is correct, it means that your submissions will never get caught in the spam filter for the subreddit (unless you are shadow-banned, which is a whole different conversation) so you won't have to message the mods, who may/may not be functioning drunks like me who sometimes are away from the keyboard (KNAVES!) doing things like sleeping, sleeping, or being passed out. It really sucks when you submit something that is just so awesome and then you get caught in the spam filter for 5 hours, and when it is finally fished out, nobody sees it because it is 5 hours down the new queue and holy shit this is the longest post I have written in days I have to go play Skyrim now.

[–]SJBean 2 points3 points ago

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Do any of us know exactly what we are doing?

[–]alok99 4 points5 points ago

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I have that same laptop!

[–]abeanintheusa 8 points9 points ago

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Nice try dog.

[–]goosefraba190 -1 points0 points ago

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I hadn't noticed until I saw this comment, but I have that same laptop too.

[–]alahos -1 points0 points ago

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I CAN SEE MY LAPTOP FROM UP HERE

[–]rKade 2 points3 points ago

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I HAVE THE SAME KEYBOARD LAYOUT!

[–]MasterxAce 1 point2 points ago

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Wait you have to be approved for submissions? TIL and I can explain to my wife why no one liked her cupcakes yesterday.

[–]redlinezo6 2 points3 points ago

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Your wife's cupcakes gave us the runs. I know only a few people that would upboat that...

[–]Krenair 0 points1 point ago

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Depends on the subreddit.

[–]darcartisan 1 point2 points ago

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repost

[–]srd178 1 point2 points ago

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LAPTOP THIS IS DOG

[–]Jealousy123 1 point2 points ago

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Must acquire golden retriever so that I may put a tie on it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Heh so that science doing labrador puppy finally grew up into an actual scientist.

[–]KUARCE 1 point2 points ago

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As a proud owner of two golden retrievers, I would just like to point out that the incompetent yet adorable dogs in the "I have no idea what I'm doing" photos appear to all be goldens.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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i thought it was a lab in a lab! ho ho ho!

[–]KUARCE 0 points1 point ago

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Nice one. Whoever took that photo clearly wasn't thinking.

[–]ilovespink 0 points1 point ago

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LOL I can relate! I got a message telling me the same a couple days ago for a particular subreddit. I had no idea what it meant until I read the comments just now. Phew! I'm not alone :)

[–]Gregoff 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I would look like as a sci-fi hacker

[–]Oswyt3hMihtig 0 points1 point ago

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On the internet, nobody...ah, fuck it.

[–]thejepr 0 points1 point ago

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But you have a beautiful smile and a fantastically golden fur coat!

[–]Neonite 0 points1 point ago

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makes r/fifthworldproblems post mentioning some kind of interdimensional theme park

suddenly becomes an approved submitter to r/themeparks

[–]stanfan114 0 points1 point ago

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I got approved submitter from r/anarchy after a take-all-comers fight I had in r/politics, and I was the one getting voted down to hell. Strange...

[–]GophaKyorselv 0 points1 point ago

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Mind_Virus invite you to r/AnythingGoesButIOnlyInvitePeopleWhoIThinkAreLibertarianNutjobs?

[–]ghostbackwards 0 points1 point ago

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I was told that as well. what does it mean?

[–]MrGulio 0 points1 point ago

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Every time some new one off from a client comes in.

[–]IsTowel 0 points1 point ago

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HELLO THIS IS DOG? ALL YOUR BASES BELONG TO US

[–]Bsbear 0 points1 point ago

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Lol, what is an approved submitter?

[–]FraggotMan -1 points0 points ago

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you feel like someone who reposts a stupid fucking picture thats on frontpage every damn week?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Him and dog should start a business.