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[–]angelsnacks 518 points519 points ago

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Medusa's story is pretty fucked up. She was raped by Poseidon and as punishment was cursed so that she would be forced to live in seclusion her whole life. Now she's portrayed as evil. She's only a rape victim!

[–]Izzhov 441 points442 points ago*

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All the Greek gods were pretty fucked up. Why did Zeus think turning into a swan would help get him laid?

Edit: even worse, why did it work?

[–][deleted] 255 points256 points ago

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Chicks dig swans.

[–]SenorArchibald 111 points112 points ago

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[–]ConstipatedNinja 135 points136 points ago

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This is more than I ever wanted to know about swans. Thank you for forcefully pushing the barriers of my ignorance back another step.

[–]saywee123 84 points85 points ago

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[–]ihavebeetus 27 points28 points ago

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I feel that "i have the wierdest boner right now" would be much more awkward as a duck

[–]saywee123 23 points24 points ago

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The tragic life of a duck:

Madly in love with girl, but the corkscrew shape of her vagina is a different orientation than that of my penis. We will never be able to copulate.

[–]lobehold 26 points27 points ago

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The Clockwise Romeo and Counter-Clockwise Juliet.

[–]ASlyGuy 23 points24 points ago

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A Clockwork Duck

[–]saywee123 4 points5 points ago

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You made my day sir.

[–]Maiq_the_Liar 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ConstipatedNinja 32 points33 points ago

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Strangely enough, I already knew a lot of that!

Actually, I kinda feel dirty for already knowing most of it, since I'm going into particle physics...

[–]saywee123 18 points19 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ Good luck to you sir...

[–]Red-Pill 6 points7 points ago

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Am I seeing things, or did the guy get hit by the duck semen near the end of the clip?

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 3 points4 points ago

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the duckie-shot

[–]dalevizo 1 point2 points ago

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Funny how if you get hit by duck cum you're a scientist and if the duck gets hit by your cum you're a pervert

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I know all about this and more

[–]LifeFailure 1 point2 points ago

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And you store your knowledge in your beard of battle.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Man, I couldn't stop reading, but I wanted to soooo badly. Also, watched the cumshot video, haven't eaten breakfast yet.

[–]giggity_giggity 1 point2 points ago

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I think this video has just disproven the theory of intelligent design.

[–]adamluna00 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks, need eye bleach now.

[–]andyjonesx 5 points6 points ago

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Where's the swan porn at?

[–]lbft 10 points11 points ago

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I know there's a video of a fuck penis ejaculating...there's gotta be something swan porn-ish around.

That was meant to say 'duck' but I like it better with the typo.

Edit: duck video

[–]LinkBalls 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, that thing unravels forever.

EDIT: Ok, why is that guy making its dick go inside various tubes in this video?

[–]ByDarwinsBeard 2 points3 points ago

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See? Science once again proves the Gods. All hail the mighty Zeus!

[–]RaptorMuhammad 1 point2 points ago

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[–]VulturE 9 points10 points ago

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bitches love swans.

[–]Madonkadonk 14 points15 points ago

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[–]MtHammer 1 point2 points ago

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Especially Mila Kunis.

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[–]carlosmachina 9 points10 points ago

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Market researchs for the time showed a strong preference for swans in females aged between 14 and 25. For males between 25 and 55, it showed a preferences for the male 15 to 25 group, the female 15 to 35 and the sheep 1 to 8 demographics. Go figure...

[–]irokie 5 points6 points ago

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He wanted to get it on with Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis. D'uh.

[–]PeteMichaud 81 points82 points ago

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Not only is this true, but the actual story says her power to turn men to stone comes because she's so intensely hideous. In modern depictions she's almost invariably a super hot snake hair woman who has the selective magic power to turn people into stone. There's some kind of fucked up psychology there, first dehumanizing then re-sexualizing a rape victim. Yucky.

[–]Strmtrper6 36 points37 points ago

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I don't think it was intentional, probably just people that were ignorant of the myth and wanted hot chicks in their movie/play/whatever.

[–]daysonrockley 24 points25 points ago

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She wasn't hot in the original Clash of the Titans, which is definitive as far as I'm concerned!

[–]BrotherSeamus 8 points9 points ago

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I wonder if the ancient Greeks debated which myths were canon and which were just glorified fan-fiction.

[–]comradesean 1 point2 points ago

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Or, you know, could just be because everything has to be sexualized nowadays.

[–]Tezerel 1 point2 points ago

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She wasn't raped though

[–]buckX 75 points76 points ago*

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That's not her story, that's Clash of the Titans. That's absolutely a modern reinterpretation. The rape angle did not exist in antiquity, and in fact the story of Athena cursing her for having sex with Poseidon was a late-Greek development. Previously, she had just been born as a monster.

[–]Ikimasen 8 points9 points ago

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This needs to be higher up

[–]Ignisar 84 points85 points ago

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It's actually worse, she was raped by Poseidon in Athena's temple, and since Athena couldn't do anything to Poseidon (Her brother iirc? Or Poseidon lusted for her but couldn't have her so he took her priestesses instead? I forget my mythology), both being gods, she cursed her loyal priestess out of spite for shaming her temple.

tl;dr Poseidon's a rapist, Athena's a giant bitch, Medusa's a rape victim

[–]fquizon 49 points50 points ago

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Poseidon is Athena 's uncle.

[–]Ignisar 22 points23 points ago

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That makes it even worse

[–]Askura 41 points42 points ago

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But strangely more realistic.

[–]islaydragons 2 points3 points ago

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Woah! You saw Clash of the Titans, too??

[–]ahoyjmai 1 point2 points ago

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I did. In 3D, even. sigh

[–]gmpalmer 2 points3 points ago

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Or Medusa was willing.

There's that option as well.

[–]Ignisar 5 points6 points ago

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Unless my memory serves me wrong, she was not willing

[–]buckX 8 points9 points ago

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Your memory probably doesn't serve you wrong, it probably just learned its Greek myth from Clash of the Titans, who had it wrong. The rape aspect is a modern reinterpretation. The oldest stories don't even have her as a maiden originally, or any of the Athena/Poseidon story, she was just one of three sisters born that way.

[–]gmpalmer 1 point2 points ago

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It does. There are several different tellings. Hamilton (not surprisingly) places the blame on Poseidon. Ovid, for one, tells it differently.

[–]fodrox04 13 points14 points ago*

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He's come over seas

To put you on your knees

Turn him to stone?

He'll only laugh while you begin to moan

You'll know when he's near

'Cause Hermes will trumpet..

BLACK DYNAMITE IS HERE

DYNOMITE DYNOMITE

[–]TheHIV123 2 points3 points ago

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I love that movie.

[–]babystroller 8 points9 points ago

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That sounds like an episode of Law and Order SVU.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago*

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Law and Order: Athens

[–]ASlyGuy 1 point2 points ago

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Please bring Stabler back as some sword wielding, loin-cloth wearing he-man. He's the son of both a God and a human which grants him certain powers. This is also why he's still alive in SVU and how the rest of the SVU cast are secretly his decedents.

[–]Ginnit 1 point2 points ago

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In the criminal justice system of Olympus sexually based offensives are largely overlooked.

[–]DirtBurglar 5 points6 points ago

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It's not the only mythology that likes to blame the victim!

[–]buckX 5 points6 points ago*

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So...that's not blaming the victim. In the country example, the woman gets no blame. In the town example, the point is that she apparently wasn't unwilling since she was surrounded by people and didn't cry out, so then she's just an adulterer. You may note that in the country example it says rape, whereas in the town it just says "has sex with". The point is it wasn't rape. The one relevant scenario that isn't covered is an engaged woman raped in a town who cries and gets assistance, interrupting the rape mid-way, though I would assume that follows the same rules as country rape. The idea of forcing the rapist to take an unengaged woman as his wife is in there btw not to punish her, but as a protection, since after being raped she'd generally be unmarriageable, and would be doomed to begging or prostitution to survive.

[–]Melancholia 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, being forced to marry the person who assaulted her sounds like a great way to protect her.

[–]rac3r5 1 point2 points ago

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source?

[–]BlackestNight21 1 point2 points ago

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It was clearly her fault for looking so attractive to the gods.

[–]mage2k 1 point2 points ago

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Rape played a huge role in a lot of Greek mythology. The reason was because it was extremely common in real life. That's why they had laws in the city states against women being outdoors alone unchaperoned by a male: it wasn't so much to keep the women down (well, no more than any laws then were), it was for their protection.

Edit: fixed a confusing typo

[–]andyjonesx 2 points3 points ago

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Bloody rape victims. Taking it out on everyone else.

[–]this-just-in 46 points47 points ago

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I am sick and tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' dame!

[–]TexasWithADollarsign 5 points6 points ago

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I have had it with these monkey fightin' snakes on this Monday-to-Friday dame!

FTFY

[–]blackinthmiddle 2 points3 points ago

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I guess not everyone is getting the reference?

[–]mytruehero 157 points158 points ago

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See also this classic from Oglaf [NSFW: Illustrated nudity]: http://oglaf.com/snakeskin/1/

[–]GraduallyExpletive 51 points52 points ago

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Gee willikers, buddy, that's a pretty well-drawn comic. I'm flipping through some more of those neat-o strips now... golly, this sure is holy fucking shit this comic is so goddamn fucking sexual so many cocks and pussy oh fuck fucking shit I have the weirdest fucking boner right now.

[–]philipTraum 49 points50 points ago

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Going from "golly" to "holy fucking shit this comic is so goddamn fucking sexual" in the same sentence is in no way gradual.

[–]Cendeu 4 points5 points ago

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I agree. It was more like being slapped in the face by expletives.

[–]kaiser1245 14 points15 points ago

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Zero to ninety in five words there. Maybe your screen name should be SuddenExpletive instead...

[–]nerdyHippy[!] 44 points45 points ago

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Image source, for those who want more ;]

[–]jeffinfremont 5 points6 points ago

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That's funny, I assumed it was a comic book version of Black Dynamite.

[–]THE_NO_LIFE_KING 68 points69 points ago

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BlackDynamite!Dynamite!

[–]Nuggetry 43 points44 points ago

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I threw that shit before I came in the room!

[–]theheartofgold 24 points25 points ago

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Sarcastically, I'm in charge.

[–]Ioncannon 5 points6 points ago

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Oh Black Dynamite, you so righteous

This is also true

[–]Nuggetry 1 point2 points ago

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SHUT THE FUCK UP EUPHORIA

[–]GTCharged 5 points6 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdLq68m2G_o Ha-ha!! Thought I'd save anyone who wanted this clip a minute of searching.

[–]jaxspider 8 points9 points ago

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Hey! Welcome to /r/BlackDynamite.

I need people to start posting there! Help out!

[–]modex20 13 points14 points ago

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Medusa's hair is made of snakes; does the carpet match the drapes?

[–]borlak 8 points9 points ago

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her lower half is a snake

so, yes.

[–]Nouveau_Richie 233 points234 points ago

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There are two kinds of people in this world: the kind that reads the black guy's part in Morgan Freeman's voice and the kind that reads it in Samuel L. Jackson's.

[–]ms91972 592 points593 points ago

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I read it in Black Dynamite's voice.

[–]Victawr 171 points172 points ago

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I thought it was Black Dynamite. There was no alternative explanation in my mind.

[–]Krautsturm 33 points34 points ago

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Indeed.

[–]Chicken-n-Waffles 8 points9 points ago

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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that's teil'k

[–]WuTangTan 25 points26 points ago

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*Teal'c

[–]Tealc_Says 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed.

[–]cerialkiller 13 points14 points ago*

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The first time I watched this movie, it was with the woman I love. We broke up and this reminds me how much I miss her ='[

Either way, it's a great movie, it is certainly hilarious and I, too, highly recommend it.

[–]alanedomain 24 points25 points ago

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Clearly, the only solutions is to watch it several more times with other friends who haven't seen it yet. Eventually those good memories will replace the old ones, especially if you have plenty of malt liquor on hand.

[–]UOmeall 8 points9 points ago

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Anaconda malt liquor at that. It gives you....ooooooo

[–]bitcheslovedroids 2 points3 points ago

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I love the scene when they somehow make the connection to anaconda malt liqour from a waffle

[–]UOmeall 2 points3 points ago

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That's one of the most insane scenes I've ever witnessed in a movie. I'm still not sure if any of it actually makes sense haha

[–]chickenclaw 1 point2 points ago

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I read it in Shaft's voice.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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I am smilin.

[–]deathonater 72 points73 points ago

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DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!

[–]Derporelli 47 points48 points ago

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Shhhh! You'll wake up all the bitches.

[–]crashusmaximus 19 points20 points ago

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Who in the HELL IS INTERUPTING ME DURING MY KUNG FU??

[–]raydeen 6 points7 points ago

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[–]crashusmaximus 2 points3 points ago

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But Black Dynamite; I sell Drugs to the Community!

[–]theheartofgold 17 points18 points ago

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I threw that shit before I walked into the ROOM.

[–]GalacticMuffin 13 points14 points ago

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How did you know? Because donuts don't wear alligator shoes.

[–]Supaah 7 points8 points ago

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Did they continue the cartoon after the pilot episode?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Black dynamite and his crew are gonna do what they have to do

[–]Magna_Sharta 3 points4 points ago

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THANK YOU!

[–]jaxspider 5 points6 points ago

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Welcome to /r/BlackDynamite.

[–]Kurtank 1 point2 points ago

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DY-NO-MITE!

DY-NO-MITE!

[–]Maarek 28 points29 points ago

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I read it on Billy D Williams' voice.

[–]Doobyman 24 points25 points ago

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I read it like the robot cop from Futurama. Awwwwwwww yeah. Baby.

[–]phixion 5 points6 points ago

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time to get off our fat cop asses and ride

[–]ttmlkr 3 points4 points ago

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Well, well. Time to beat him his rights.

[–]sarais 1 point2 points ago

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I'm gonna get 24th century on her ass.

[–]bananulars 54 points55 points ago

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Snakes on a dame.

[–]dubbledutch[S] 51 points52 points ago

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I read it in Steve Urkel's

[–]ieatpants 10 points11 points ago

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TGIF!

[–]FoxtrotBeta6 7 points8 points ago

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I'm WAAAAIIITTTIIIING.

[–]lord_nougat 1 point2 points ago

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Thank God I'm Fapping?

[–]vinfx 15 points16 points ago

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I read it as Isaac Hayes.

[–]Madrawn 8 points9 points ago

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I don't know what you mean by that, read this often on the internet, but I can't read in someone elses voice. I think I'm missing out a lot. :(

[–]Maverick144 20 points21 points ago

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You mean these do nothing for you?

1

2

3

[–]Uxion 21 points22 points ago

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Fuck stop doing that get out of my head

[–]ms91972 8 points9 points ago

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When all I saw was 1 2 3, I read it in The Count's voice.

[–]Maverick144 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Askura 2 points3 points ago*

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First two worked. Not sure who the third one is meant to be though.

Edit: I know now! I apologise! Oh the downvotes! OH THE HUMANITY!

[–]Davidmoose 5 points6 points ago

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Alan Rickman (Professor Snape)

[–]Arcon1337 2 points3 points ago

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Snape from Harry potter. Or Alan Rickman.

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 6 points7 points ago

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I'm lame. I read it in the voice of Jefferson Twilight

[–]dalectrics 2 points3 points ago

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Oh thank god, I came to post Blackula, but you have me beat!

[–]FetusFondler 5 points6 points ago

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I read it in the Marauder's voice from SC2 :3

[–]monitron 2 points3 points ago

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James Earl Jones is also an option.

[–]Weakness 2 points3 points ago

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I read it as Shaft ... John Shaft.

[–]JohnicYouth 2 points3 points ago

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tl;dr every reply: YEAH BUT I READ IT IN ____'S VOICE.

[–]Entropius 2 points3 points ago

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I read it in Jefferson's voice.

[–]Fix-my-grammar-plz 2 points3 points ago

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You know who else has great voice?

Barack Obama

[–]lemonchicken 1 point2 points ago

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Laurence Fishburne?

[–]exoticaerotica 1 point2 points ago

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I thought he was Shaft.

[–]zimboombah 1 point2 points ago

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I read it in Dave Chappelle's monkey lover's voice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHAqfVsTxFc

[–]Duodecim 1 point2 points ago

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I read it like the guy from this GI Joe PSA.

Who wants a body massage?

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[–]Golgo13 2 points3 points ago

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Afro samurai, or his side kick? Though Samuel L. Jackson is the voice for both characters.

[–]lop987 1 point2 points ago

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This guy would sound more like Ninja Ninja than Afro. Afro was more gruff, while this guy comes off more light like Ninja Ninja.

[–]_Cupid_Stunt 1 point2 points ago

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Good call.. in Samuel L. Jackson's voice.

[–]DubiousKing 1 point2 points ago

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My brother's been playing too much Gears of War lately, so I heard it in Cole Train's voice.

[–]Lizard 1 point2 points ago

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Don't forget Richard Roundtree.

[–]cryptogram 11 points12 points ago

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Now it's time for him to show her his snake.

[–]zoomish 26 points27 points ago

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Anoconda malt liquor. The only malt liquor supported by the USA. And when the bottle pops the panties drop

[–]ms91972 3 points4 points ago

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Dy-no-mite, Dy-no-mite

[–]morbulus 1 point2 points ago

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Anacaond Malt Liquooooooooooooooooor Gives you Oooooooooooooooooooooooh

[–]pi-rat 2 points3 points ago

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What is this from?

[–]DrColossus 11 points12 points ago

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It's a comicbook called Afrodisiac. Really funny parody of 70's comics.

[–]CafeSilver 11 points12 points ago

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Lando Calrissian?

[–]Whalen 2 points3 points ago

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Afrodisiac and the like were all shamefully racist imitations of the first African-American superhero Black Lightning. Damn white people.

[–]efratco6319 6 points7 points ago

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Should be- "I'm already stoned"

[–]C-3PO 8 points9 points ago

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Neil DeGrasse Tyson just keeps getting cooler and cooler.

[–]butter14 2 points3 points ago

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I heard it in Dolemite's voice.

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dynomite dynomite

[–]sfwestbank 1 point2 points ago

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In a weird way, that guy kinda looks like jimi Hendrix

[–]kronoss 1 point2 points ago

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how can this be the top post today on reddit ?

[–]PeekaBooAHHH 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe it is just me, but I thought that was afro samurai when I read it.

[–]DieFappy 1 point2 points ago

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TIL why not linking directly to the file makes sense... You can re-post it anywhere along with the caption.

[–]Tiggity-T 1 point2 points ago

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Shake that asp!

[–]MasterKopek 1 point2 points ago

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Pardon if this has been said, but I'm on my phone so I can't ctrl-f. Great pickup line? You must be medusa because you're making me rock hard.

[–]musicman2229 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, Where 'r all the green women at?

[–]danjordan 1 point2 points ago

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And now, for my next impression, Jesse Owens

[–]rwitt 1 point2 points ago

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BUT DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE DRAPES?

[–]BruschiOnTap 1 point2 points ago

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Dyno-mite, Dyno-mite!

[–]supaphly42 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, good ol' blaxploitation porn.

[–]HarveyBogart 0 points1 point ago

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I read it as Johnny Bravo straight away for whatever reason...

[–]potterarchy 0 points1 point ago

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"Ha! Suck it, Medusa!"

[–]willkillkenny 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AgaveNeomexicana 0 points1 point ago

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If you have to tell her you're rock hard, really, she's not going to be impressed.

[–]kitaxhaku 0 points1 point ago

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That...was awesome. Thank you.

[–]TowelTango 0 points1 point ago

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I red it in Action Hank's voice.

[–]NotOkWithThis 0 points1 point ago

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I love this.

[–]meganite 0 points1 point ago

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[–]xolusmojo 0 points1 point ago

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I would have read it in Judge Fudge's voice, but I was too busy bein' delicious!

[–]duckandcover 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, she's got snakes on her head, but she's white and has a bootylicious ass and that's that.

[–]Captainlunchbox 0 points1 point ago

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Dude- this is from Street Angel. One of the best comics ever. This guy has a whole chapter all to himself.

[–]babystroller 0 points1 point ago

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Me dusts

[–]veloBOSS 0 points1 point ago

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you ready?

[–]Henry1987 0 points1 point ago

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having read medusa story.. i will say she is the victim.. with medea. gods are assholes

[–]manmalade 0 points1 point ago

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[–]smellmybellyfluff 0 points1 point ago

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I would.

[–]brindle891 0 points1 point ago

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You can't ignore his rock hard girth...

[–]Mudders_Milk_Man 0 points1 point ago

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So, Medusa must be rather...frustrated.

I'll bet she and Cage had a great time.

[–]Draiko 0 points1 point ago

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Awwwww yeeaaaah

[–]pdpredtide 0 points1 point ago

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thats what he said

[–]tripled153 0 points1 point ago

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Solid!

[–]The_Dane 0 points1 point ago

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Ive seen enough hentai to know where this is going

[–]speaktodragons 0 points1 point ago

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I think this one is quite creative from Oglaf!

[–]B-Rok 0 points1 point ago

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Paper Bag her.

[–]wasdxd 0 points1 point ago

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Check ans mate indeed my dear fellow * raises wine glass*

[–]razthecat 0 points1 point ago

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Medusa bout to get dug out.

[–]kidred2001 0 points1 point ago

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guys got a real rape face going on

[–]LazerChicklets 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah snake tits.

[–]The_Dane 0 points1 point ago

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i have seen enough hentai to know where this is going

[–]ianw28 0 points1 point ago

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I hope, so badly, that this was in total bonerific context