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[–]proclasstinator 3 points4 points ago*

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Since when could Ness walk on legos?!

[–]Galamoth 2 points3 points ago

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To this day, nothing is more painful than stepping on a lego brick.

[–]KingGorilla 2 points3 points ago

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You should try passing a kidney stone

[–]HeyItsASquirrel 3 points4 points ago

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You should try passing a kidney lego.

[–]BadMrFr0sty 1 point2 points ago

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I passed 3 in one night with no pain meds

[–]hidrothvndr[S] 1 point2 points ago

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3 kidney legos?

[–]hidrothvndr[S] 1 point2 points ago

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My dad used to yell at me for this very reason.

[–]Aquasnail 1 point2 points ago

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Hot coals x legos = something truly terrifying

[–]Atario 1 point2 points ago

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Is "×" supposed to mean "vs." here? Because I'm reading it as "times".

[–]noawesomename 1 point2 points ago

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Impossibru!!

[–]Thatguyfromtexas 0 points1 point ago

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My feet just went into fetal position.

[–]Da_Fuck 0 points1 point ago

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I can feel the pain in my feet

[–]jjmayunc 0 points1 point ago

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Due to all my childhood incidents of stepping on leggos, I would take the coals anytime. All of our feet are probably permanently scarred by those lego bricks

[–]Vonchopper 0 points1 point ago

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So true.

[–]Zeal2424 0 points1 point ago

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It doesnt hurt if you walk on big piles of legos. The few the number, the deadlier.