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[–]CluelessChaos 80 points81 points ago

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I feel like this is unfair for people at work because they will miss out..

[–]Quietbetrayal 29 points30 points ago

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I'm at work and I clicked on it anyway. Yeah I'm a rebel.

[–]matthew011029 31 points32 points ago

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[–]jonaseriksson 0 points1 point ago

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without a cause

[–]NoonelikesRickAstley 1 point2 points ago

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How do I know my work doesn't monitor my internet? I would have been fired a long time ago!

[–]hoodie92 2 points3 points ago

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Why the hell was it labelled NSFW??

[–]tu69ba 1 point2 points ago

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Because the joke.

[–]ragetrololol 0 points1 point ago

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It was, once again, a false promise of nudity :(

[–]CanIGetaHellYeah 14 points15 points ago

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A trick well played on deviants who click on links marked 'fapfapfapfap'

[–]yankeesuck850 22 points23 points ago

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Eh, I finished.

[–]qc_dude 1 point2 points ago

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Or deviants like you who didn't realize it was indeed fapfapfapf'L'ap.

[–]vacatola 0 points1 point ago

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hell yeah

[–]bdishee 17 points18 points ago

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I literally spent five minutes bouncing in my chair and clapping my hands like a twelve-year-old girl. I'm a dude...

[–]glottal-stop 21 points22 points ago

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I imagine you like so.

[–]TimmaDee 5 points6 points ago

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That was my response to the entire situation.

[–]the_goat_boy 1 point2 points ago

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Oooh, that's a bingo!

[–]bestbeforeMar91 1 point2 points ago

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not any more

[–]Rampage_ 0 points1 point ago

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[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 17 points18 points ago

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My dog's ear is so soft.

[–]bdog2g2 12 points13 points ago

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that means you cooked it too long

[–]BlinkyC 11 points12 points ago

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[–]m3talfingers 1 point2 points ago

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came here to post this. glad I read through the comments first.

[–]88ivorykeys 4 points5 points ago

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This made me genuinely laugh out loud. Thank you for this.

[–]saiuke[S] 1 point2 points ago

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my pleasure ;D

[–]sniff3000 6 points7 points ago

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dog ears do NOT fap, they flap!

[–]umdred11 2 points3 points ago

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Ohh this is clever.

[–]Ap_science 2 points3 points ago

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i see what you did there

[–]Vibster 2 points3 points ago

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The never ending storrryyyyyyy

[–]poopadox 2 points3 points ago

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You are all perverts and you should be ashamed of yourselves!

[–]WPSRazorbacks 2 points3 points ago

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That's the cutest fap image i've clicked on.

[–]Aeooo 2 points3 points ago

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NNSFW!

[–]boatfreak23 2 points3 points ago

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Urge to cuddle... Engaged.

[–]TheSaDragon3 0 points1 point ago

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Snuggle Snuggle Snuggle

[–]Octavepuss 4 points5 points ago

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I came.

[–]c53x12 1 point2 points ago

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I saw.

[–]the_pacifier 6 points7 points ago

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I fapped anyways.

[–]RheagarTargaryen 1 point2 points ago

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I love houses with heating vents like that on the floor. My house growing up had them and I would always cover them with a blanket and lay inside my toasty cocoon.

[–]Born4theslaughter 1 point2 points ago

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Because of the nsfw tag, and it being a .gif, along with the fact that I am a frequenter of the internet; I thought that the ear was going to be ripped off or something. I must say that I am slightly disappointed.

[–]ocealot 4 points5 points ago

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Why is this NSFW?

[–]Born4theslaughter 2 points3 points ago

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It was a joke.

[–]AliasRooster 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BringTheStealth 3 points4 points ago

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Why the NSFW tag?

[–]AliasRooster 0 points1 point ago

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[–]einsosen 0 points1 point ago

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Falcor! Yeah!

[–]thielmann 0 points1 point ago

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Fuchur. His name is Fuchur, damnit.

[–]GeeGeeGeeG 0 points1 point ago

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I could hear the the word "fap" repeated every single time that ear flaps...

[–]hollander93 0 points1 point ago

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Well played adversary.

[–]jabroni2002 0 points1 point ago

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the work day is about to start here. let's see how many brave souls there are.

[–]virgin_thx_2_reddit 0 points1 point ago

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That looks fakefakefakefake

[–]Flash_Fox 0 points1 point ago

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Now I have the never ending story song in my head. Atreyu!!!!

[–]madzanta 0 points1 point ago

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this dog is now 8 years old.

[–]z3r0n3 0 points1 point ago

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every day, I take ONE chance.
This was it.
whew.

[–]SonsOfLiberty86 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely safe for work

[–]Cickle_Funts 0 points1 point ago

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Congrats on an funny post in r/funny. You are the best.

[–]dmsheldon87 0 points1 point ago

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posts like this dilute the meaning of nsfw

[–]7sus4b9 0 points1 point ago

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NSFW my arse... :)

[–]le37 0 points1 point ago

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I liked the part where the twist was an adorable puppy

[–]lumberzak 0 points1 point ago

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you guys didn't see the massive dick in the background?

[–]ajr901 0 points1 point ago

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I believe you meant flap.

[–]cabbageloins 0 points1 point ago

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It's like banging a silk bag full of puppy ears.

[–]ricecrizo 0 points1 point ago

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My shoulder hurts

[–]Wannabe_Hipster 0 points1 point ago

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I like how this is tagged NSFW.

[–]hardcore_softie 0 points1 point ago

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I kept waiting for the "Red Rocket" moment but it never came.

[–]Loushius 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it. I found this post first thing this morning at work. The entire day I avoided this link. Everything else on reddit was purple except for this one very link. I come home, dig through pages to find it, and it's damn disappointing.

[–]BlinkyGirl 0 points1 point ago

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Hahahahahahaha! There were sixty-nine comments! Now there are seventy, bitches!

anyhoo. ADORBZ. why nsfw?

[–]ThePolishCatt 0 points1 point ago

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Amusing, but why is this NSFW?

[–]garop7g 0 points1 point ago

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Tagging a post "NSFW" when it isn't, is almost as bad as not tagging one that is. It's misleading, and hence, a bad post. It's not even a good joke. It's a great gif of a puppy, though!

[–]burnwithyou 0 points1 point ago

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upvotes for the NSFW mark.

[–]kevLAXpro -1 points0 points ago

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Youre an asshole, i opened this up in class and i freaked out when i saw the NSFW

[–]CarbonGod -3 points-2 points ago

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downvoted for the obvious. It's not NSFW

[–]mattbluesman 0 points1 point ago

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How's that at all the o.p.'s fault

[–]CarbonGod -2 points-1 points ago

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he....tagged....it.....as....nsfw..... duh.

[–]mattbluesman -1 points0 points ago

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it may have been auto tagged