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[–]ApathysHand 65 points66 points ago

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Why does that child look like he's possesed by the devil?

[–]jasonelvis 6 points7 points ago

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I think it's the blackened eyeholes that do it for me.

[–]Myndless135 9 points10 points ago

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Well I would have to say that's because he wanted to stop the souls from passing through the fire to go to heaven

[–]imeanareyouforreal 11 points12 points ago

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Wait, souls don't pass through fire to go to heaven.. I think your grandpa went to hell.

[–]callmeWia 0 points1 point ago

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Because he is.

[–]HireALLTheThings 21 points22 points ago

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This image is proof that I was always be able to laugh at some one else's misfortune without feeling bad about it.

[–]JHStarner 5 points6 points ago

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Because it's... SCHADENFREUDE! Makin me feel glad that I'm not you!

[–]stress8all 2 points3 points ago

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"Taking pleasure in the misfortune of others... That IS German!"

[–]fail_whale_fan_mail 14 points15 points ago

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This has been reposted so much this post is borderline meta.

[–]HutchOne23 1 point2 points ago

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Ahh. I get what meta means now.

[–]theend95 10 points11 points ago

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Or try to post an awesome comment that someone's already posted...

[–]Vato_Loco 48 points49 points ago

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Or try to post an awesome... aww, goddamnit

[–]theend95 -3 points-2 points ago

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Badass!!

[–]Phlecks 2 points3 points ago

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Or try to post... Fuck you, Vato_Loco

[–]Vato_Loco 6 points7 points ago

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I'm so out of your price range.

[–]ShawnS26 10 points11 points ago

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I'm so out of... aww, goddamnit.

[–]ShawnS26 1 point2 points ago

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I'm so out of... aww, goddamnit.

[–]JDempes 7 points8 points ago

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You only get one upvote for this :P

[–]Legoandsprit 5 points6 points ago

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You only get one...

AW COME ON!!!

[–]rizzorizzo 1 point2 points ago

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Or try to post....RAGE FACE

[–]SCato 12 points13 points ago

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the irony.

[–]andey 42 points43 points ago

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i laugh everytime i see this gif, it never gets old

[–]fouka 96 points97 points ago

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[–]Lavatis 22 points23 points ago

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You're good.

[–]candacelaine 7 points8 points ago

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I knew what this would be and clicked anyway. No disappointments.

[–]FrankenFaust 3 points4 points ago

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O god I laughed harder at it this time because of the context.

[–]callmeWia 0 points1 point ago

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That poor girl must've cried.

[–]ObviouslyNotTrolling 0 points1 point ago

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I was about to post this, dammit...

[–]ghostbackwards 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen it, damn you.

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[–]xeonrage -1 points0 points ago

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repost comment winner of the thread.

[–]ThatSleepyGuy 3 points4 points ago

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God, I love that kid's expression.

BITCH THIS IS MY CANDLE.

[–]Lot2rocks 6 points7 points ago

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This has actually been posted before. Oh, the irony.

[–]Megabert 1 point2 points ago

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About seventeen times.

[–]Lot2rocks 2 points3 points ago

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I think the word you're looking for is seventy. :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Is it just me, or does that little boy look a lot like Chucky the doll..?

[–]WonTonBurritoMeals 1 point2 points ago

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This reminds me of the shit my little brother did all the time growing up. He had/has extreme ADHD and was an extremely out of control child. He did shit like this, and smashing my lego creations all the time. My mom actually recently apologized for all the shit he got away with because he was the little brother.

[–]nycsep 2 points3 points ago

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Ditto

[–]hellcrapdamn 1 point2 points ago

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Oh well. Maybe you can be five next year. Come on Billy, let's open your presents. It's your birthday now.

[–]Ooer 1 point2 points ago

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Ahh Strike Gently

[–]coke125 1 point2 points ago

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Its funny how this is also a repost

[–]wootloop 3 points4 points ago

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The girl blew out the candle.

[–]snickerpleez -2 points-1 points ago

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i think your rite, i just watched it for a really long time, it doesnt look like the boy makes it in time to beat her too it

[–]marelle90 2 points3 points ago

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OMG i just shit a little

[–]purple8snow 1 point2 points ago

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You mean like this gif?

[–]FrYBaLLz 2 points3 points ago

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I believe that was the joke?

[–]SirBenjamin 1 point2 points ago

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If I were that girl I would have pushed his head in the cake then proceed to eat the cake that isn't smooshed into his face. Then while he is crying I would start to laugh and say "YOU MAY HAVE STOLEN MY WISH BUT YOU WILL NEVER TASTE THIS CAKE".

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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My favourite Candleja- 0coms 0pts 1hr
the true look of victory 6coms 53pts 9dys
the look of true victory 33coms 618pts 9dys
Wishes Denied! 5coms 21pts 6mos
Badd ass Little kid. Smh 0coms -2pts 5mos

source: karmadecay

[–]diuge 0 points1 point ago

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Damnit, I spent an hour the other day trying to find this GIF (can't remember why).

Searched things like, "wish stealing troll gif", "candle toddler", etc. No luck. I guess I'll just have to email it to myself for later.

[–]Roscoe_P_Trolltrain 1 point2 points ago

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you might've been trying too hard. Out of curiosity, I searched for "boy blows out candle gif". Right there.

[–]LeHospital 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone else think that the kid looks kinda like Matt Damon from "Team America World Police"?

[–]lisabadcat 0 points1 point ago

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Like this gif?

[–]Go4th88 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I see this I laugh so dam hard.

[–]chowdowmein 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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that looks like little me and little my baby sister. weird.

[–]CunningLanguageUser 0 points1 point ago

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I feel pretty guilty that when I was about two, and oblivious that other people also received birthday cakes that they were supposed to blow out rather than me, I repeatedly did this exact thing at least three times. It was explained to me that I wasn't supposed to, but I'm pretty sure I wasn't listening and more interested in blowing out the candles. Still feel like a dick even though it was an accident.

[–]Branjopicker 0 points1 point ago

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Lol like This??

[–]tenshimaru 0 points1 point ago

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I've some news for you, son.

[–]tommygunnzzz 0 points1 point ago

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He reminds me of the little baby from pet sematary!

[–]GurglingTurtle 0 points1 point ago

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That little kids face is hilarious

[–]krupadlux 0 points1 point ago

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The rage and determination on that kids face. Hes my hero

[–]effervescence 0 points1 point ago

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My fiance saw the ABC logo in the corner and asked what ABC News was reporting on that required this footage. My first thought was Americas Funniest Home Videos. Even though I still think my answer was right, I feel a little bad that she's more news oriented than I am.

[–]Billy3 0 points1 point ago

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CHUCKY!

[–]WonTonBurritoMeals 0 points1 point ago

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I think the lacking component is 2-3 seconds after he blows it out, and watching the girl start to lose it

[–]taygrindtay 0 points1 point ago

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Dang it Chuckie!

[–]NvrGGUup -1 points0 points ago

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[–]fistilis -2 points-1 points ago

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You know if it was already posted it probably wasn't so much "clever" as it was "easy and obvious".

That's pretty much the difference between a Louis C.K. bit and a Conan O' Brien monologue.

[–]MasterHa -3 points-2 points ago

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The child version of the Mortal Kombat guy that says "woopy" and pops up on the corner of your screen and if you press select quickly you would become him on sega mega drive and oh how wonderful that was when you timed it right but really devastating when you missed it because he was really really really good at fighting oh how i miss those old days. deep breath

Edit: punctuation.

[–]2muchtimeonreddit 2 points3 points ago

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It was actually toasty...

[–]mr_daemon 0 points1 point ago

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Also I was not aware the megadrive/genesis had a select button

[–]sirtouch -3 points-2 points ago

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I will never stop upvoting this gif. That kids face is priceless.