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[–]HideoBromo 37 points38 points ago

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Douglas, I was going to use this gun to kill myself, but as you know I jumped out the window.

[–]Valendr0s 31 points32 points ago

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I wonder if it's loaded? points gun into mouth, pulls trigger 3 times, click click click

[–]Stufreddy 54 points55 points ago

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The death of the funniest character in my opinion. Oh man I love that show.

[–]Filobel 27 points28 points ago

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Indeed. A very funny scene, but very sad at the same time. Don't get me wrong, his son is very funny also, but that guy was just amazing.

Still, had he not died, we wouldn't have had my favorite line ever:

"Is this your card?"

"No, but damn close enough! You are the sorcerer that I seek!"

[–]pygmy 13 points14 points ago

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If you haven't heard of Chris Morris's satirical news show Brass eye, check it on youtube. He is fucking hilarious.

[–]Anon_is_a_Meme 6 points7 points ago

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And its precursor, The Day Today

[–]agent37 4 points5 points ago

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Upvote on both. They are amazing. Also the radio show "on the hour" with Christopher Morris. Hilarious.

[–]Stufreddy 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks, I'll check that out.

[–]thesixth 0 points1 point ago

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but with his death, his even weirder son was introduced!

[–]Stufreddy 0 points1 point ago

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That's true, I'm glad we got our favorite womanizer as a replacement.

[–]Bradburn777 27 points28 points ago

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FAATTHEEEEEERRRRRRR!

[–]BadMrFr0sty 37 points38 points ago

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"Macs? No, I really just work with Windows."

[–]JMaboard 16 points17 points ago

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"Ha! Memory is RAM!"

[–]DC_Gooner 10 points11 points ago

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I present to you, the Internet.

[–]haytphul 60 points61 points ago

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It's difficult sometimes. It's not like losing a pen, is it?

[–]DontTrustThisMan 62 points63 points ago

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I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

[–]haytphul 2 points3 points ago

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Swings and roundabouts, right?

[–]hobbykitjr 8 points9 points ago

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came here to say this... also he was such a better boss than his son (comedy/tv wise)

[–]DiscoDonkey 12 points13 points ago

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[–]iRideDragons 2 points3 points ago

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Please do not listen to this podcast in the caaaarrrrrrr...

[–]SretsIsWorking 7 points8 points ago

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I agree completely. He made season 1 so much better than any of the others.

[–]missfett 14 points15 points ago

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COME ON JEN WHAT TYPE OF SHOW

Honestly how can you not love the hella outta Douglas

[–]JQuick 12 points13 points ago

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His voice is the audio equivalent to melted butter.

[–]GodspeakerVortka 44 points45 points ago

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GOD DAMN THESE ELECTRIC SEX PANTS.

[–]goroncity 8 points9 points ago

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Pull down my trousers and do your job.

[–]goroncity 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Echo849 0 points1 point ago

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I'm in my happy place,

I'm in my happy place,

I'm in my happy place...

[–]missfett 3 points4 points ago

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Wow, that's alarmingly accurate

[–]deanbmmv 2 points3 points ago

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Probably why he's doing so many VAs for adverts these days. (and I don't even watch much TV these days. Isn't he in that "join two sweets together" advert?. Whatever that thing was. He rapes the other sweet or something I think. I'm not sure)

[–]Dead_Rooster 0 points1 point ago

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I don't want to go for a ride in a helicopter!

[–]randomSGIfan 17 points18 points ago

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faaaTTHHHHEEEeerr! Right, I'm off.

[–]Valendr0s 4 points5 points ago

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Do you need a pen? Here, take my pen.

[–]cleverquack 14 points15 points ago

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Help. I'm trapped! Like a moth in the bath!

[–]DC_Gooner 7 points8 points ago

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The first rule of Street Countdown...is that you really must tell more people about it!

[–]RelaxErin 1 point2 points ago

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I came here to do two things: drink some milk and kick some ass, and I've just finished my milk.

[–]hypermark 26 points27 points ago

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Reminds me of "I wonder if it's loaded." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guyELrUR6Gw

[–]P-Rickles 22 points23 points ago

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Hell's Horses!

[–]BradC 16 points17 points ago

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I've a vital meeting to attend, and I've just shot myself in the leg.

[–]CobaltSmith 9 points10 points ago

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"Fuck it! I'M OUT!" lol

[–]Roaning 3 points4 points ago

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Upvote but for the "lol"

[–]PSBlake 7 points8 points ago

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Can't tell if it's supposed to be a normal el-oh-el, or a Steve Holt style raising of the arms in triumph (or exasperation).

But then your version with quotation marks makes it look like the figure is doing a bear impression.

[–]Pawsword 5 points6 points ago

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No no no, I think the lol represents the man falling to his doom out of the window. It has a deep inner meaning.

[–]OsoHormiguero 9 points10 points ago

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[–]aggrazel 6 points7 points ago

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Video footage from a few floors down:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1viagZK2-Q

[–]darkshiv1 7 points8 points ago

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Just a quick reminder to everyone: I have it on good authority that if you type "Google" into Google, you can break the Internet. So please, no one try it, even for a joke.

[–]bendu 4 points5 points ago

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hands down my favorite episode. the golden child had me laughing insanely

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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What is this from? I would be interested in starting to watch it.

[–]Hyunkell 26 points27 points ago

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"IT Crowd". Definitely worth watching!

[–]IAmSnort 6 points7 points ago

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Hell yeah! Its on Netflix or the internets.

[–]Valendr0s 10 points11 points ago

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IT Crowd, it's on Netflix watch instantly. And it's awesome.

That's a silly question, Jen... The internet doesn't WEIGH anything!

[–]deanbmmv 6 points7 points ago

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Hang on, it hasn't got any wires or anything.

[–]Valendr0s 11 points12 points ago

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Hello! It's WIRELESS....

[–]JMaboard 6 points7 points ago

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Wait, The Elders of the Internet?

... .... .....

Know who I am?!?!

[–]DC_Gooner 2 points3 points ago

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Ah yes and Jen, who thinks that "IT" stands for "Internet Things"?

[–]Theskyishigh 1 point2 points ago

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It's a Channel4 programme I think. It is particularly excellent.

[–]rokimaru 0 points1 point ago*

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Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Edit: typos

[–]DC_Gooner 0 points1 point ago

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That autocorrect can be a real bitch eh?

[–]rokimaru 1 point2 points ago

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I cant type irish accents either

[–]MMD86 5 points6 points ago

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I am so sad there's not going to be another season of this show.

[–]Erestus89 3 points4 points ago

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Ladies and gentlemen, I hope I don't sound too arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!

[–]BradC 4 points5 points ago

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Oh yes, and Denholm's dead.

[–]thisusernamewastoolo 4 points5 points ago

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God I love Chris Morris.

[–]pencil364 3 points4 points ago

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[Fixed] for university students

[–]Tendog 3 points4 points ago

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[–]coolinfan 10 points11 points ago

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[–]kart64 2 points3 points ago

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This is what I feel like whenever the internet cuts out for more than 15 minutes at my apartment.

[–]TraviTheRabbi 3 points4 points ago

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Stop typing "google" into Google.

[–]kart64 1 point2 points ago

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High winds =/= technical incompetence.

[–]TraviTheRabbi 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mermaidmurderer 2 points3 points ago

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Prepare for IT Crowd quotes: Balloons explode, Jen. They explode suddenly, and unexpectedly. They are filled with the capacity to give me a little fright, and I find that unbearable.

[–]gilleain 7 points8 points ago

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Does that make you feel stressed? ARE YOU SURE?

ARE YOU SURE?

[–]wibby 2 points3 points ago

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Fucking Splendid!.....Dad of "Damn you electric sex pants!"

[–]llahsram 2 points3 points ago

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When is a sidewalk fully dressed? When it's Waring Hudsucker!

[–]Sticky_Bandit 0 points1 point ago

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[–]duxup 2 points3 points ago

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They never have windows you can open in the offices I work at.

[–]_pagan_poetry_ 6 points7 points ago

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Probably because you don't live in a sitcom.

[–]celestialwolf 2 points3 points ago

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[–]fotoman 2 points3 points ago

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you know...for the kids!

[–]JonDore 2 points3 points ago

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I love how this is basically the definition of British humor. Pure understatement.

[–]ArctcFx 8 points9 points ago

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1000 upvotes are not enough for this.

[–]JoshSN 1 point2 points ago

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Wasn't he not wanting to live because he'd been found out to be very, very much some sort of corporate thieftain, crook, corruptio?

[–]BradC 9 points10 points ago

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There were some police there to see him about irregularities in the pension fund.

[–]Holden-Magroine 2 points3 points ago

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Fiddling the company pension scheme.

[–]shadereckless 1 point2 points ago

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That's a keeper

[–]superboyKev 1 point2 points ago

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I'm so upset I can't upvote this more than once. I was recently introduced to this show a few weeks ago. watched a couple episodes with some friends and went home and finished the entire series. Freaking hilarious!!

[–]rokimaru 1 point2 points ago

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18 billion billions

[–]Aspel 1 point2 points ago

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"We take the only manly way out."

"Suicide!"

[–]elchupacabra206 1 point2 points ago

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why did they kill off that first boss does anyone know. i basically stopped watching after he killed himse.f

[–]kittimiyo 1 point2 points ago

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The IT Crowd and Misfits have my favorite opening animations/music ever.

[–]BrendyBoiz 1 point2 points ago

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Well, looks like i need to add another thing onto my top ways to die... sigh how am i supposed to do all of them now?

[–]Timmac 0 points1 point ago

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crunches on apple

[–]alphayun 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I feel at work sometimes (I'm on the help desk TTKK)

[–]bluthfrozenbananas 0 points1 point ago

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[–]lukesanoob1 0 points1 point ago

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Also known as "Every time I join a conversation in a room of junior highers."

[–]rocknrollsin 0 points1 point ago

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Now if we could only get them to all do this.

[–]Halgy 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seriously considered suicide, but if I did I would do it like this.

[–]thegreenfish 0 points1 point ago

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I must go, my people need me

[–]rizzorizzo 0 points1 point ago

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watching this in programming today literaly made my day

[–]cassandrap2202 0 points1 point ago

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you sir. made my fucking night. jesus I cant explain how much i love IT crowd. No one knows about it when I go home. I miss Ireland so much...

[–]fleecy 0 points1 point ago

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Single favorite moment in the entire show. I make sure never to spoil it for people who are about to watch that episode for the first time.

[–]minkusdominkus 0 points1 point ago

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Hudsucker Proxy did it better.

[–]Sticky_Bandit 1 point2 points ago

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Yup, those Coen Brothers are almost too good. SCENE

[–]Risenor -1 points0 points ago

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I'm so mad I didn't think of this first

[–]chodeface -1 points0 points ago

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Total ripoff of the hudsucker proxy.

[–]zoq-fot-pik -2 points-1 points ago

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Fuck this gay earth.

[–]GameAddikt -3 points-2 points ago

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Lol, if I ever commit suicide, I'm going to do it like that!