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[–]NOACeulemans 147 points148 points ago

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Deathnote guy seems very satisfied with the events unfolding.

[–]deavus0001 72 points73 points ago

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Donald Miller 3:32 pm baseball bat

[–]jonnyktyler 6 points7 points ago

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hahahah awesome

[–]KnotSafe4Work 17 points18 points ago

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[–]Dusteratops 3 points4 points ago

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I seriously think the little girl in the pink is; 1. Just doing what everyone else is doing. 2. Trying to fly away. lol

[–]rytro1 4 points5 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah the little girl looks like she is using the force to make that bat hit that man in the face.

[–]Always_Upvotes_Cats 1 point2 points ago

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This kills the sports fan.

[–]shaidar9haran 11 points12 points ago

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Kira strikes again at a Baseball Game

[–]theskabus 10 points11 points ago

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The book is shopped in, of course. But his expression is definitely one of content.

[–]justasian 1 point2 points ago

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he definitely caused this guy to get hit by the bat

[–]benowillock 1 point2 points ago

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Well, it is what he wrote.

[–]SkinnedRat 36 points37 points ago

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That little girl in the pink looks like she has no idea what's going on, but wants to be part of it.

[–]YO_ITS_TYRESE 20 points21 points ago

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Her father's first reaction is to get the fuck out of the way instead of shield his daughter...

[–]arturv 10 points11 points ago

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First thing I noticed.

[–]Tasadar 13 points14 points ago

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Nah the bat seems to have come from left of frame, he puts his hand over his little girls head, he was protecting her it just happened too fast for him to do a great job of it.

[–]Randamba 5 points6 points ago

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Actually that little girl is about to fly out of there with a miniature jetpack.

[–]Banger91 6 points7 points ago

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Not one fuck was given that day. . .

[–]ShroomsTheSlayr 2 points3 points ago

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"...I wanna hamburger..."

[–]nubbstheman 1 point2 points ago

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everyone wearing pink in this picture doesn't care! the little girl at the bottom, the littler one above her, and the older lady above her is eating popcorn or something!

[–]nOrthSC 2 points3 points ago

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I think the littler one above her cares but just has really shitty depth perception.

[–]nubbstheman 1 point2 points ago

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I'm thinking she saw the mascot or something and was like "bright and crazy thing!!!!"

[–]Dillcol1 2 points3 points ago

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Gingers have no souls... would you expect them to be scared of what is going on?

[–]ConfidentFatMan 21 points22 points ago

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Girl on the bottom "Rookies"

[–]darin_gleada 11 points12 points ago

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Not a single fuck was given.

[–]g1zmo 18 points19 points ago

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Every time I see this picture, it looks like Fire Marshall Bill to me.

[–]EmbraceTheRage 17 points18 points ago

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Holy shit! His jaw is fucked!

[–]lynnea54 10 points11 points ago

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Is that guy behind him holding a death note? The deaths get more creative every time...

[–]DaPurpleCobra 5 points6 points ago

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It looks like he is smiling cause he planed it...

[–]TrueNoob101 2 points3 points ago

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He was testing the book.

[–]Retanaru 9 points10 points ago

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Guy in the blue shirt. HADOUKEN!

[–]morphine12 4 points5 points ago

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Yea I think we need to talk about him more.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I agree

[–]morphine12 2 points3 points ago

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Yea I think we need to talk about him more.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I agree

[–]DimmuBorgir666 4 points5 points ago

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Why does that guy have a death note?

[–]Aszuul 4 points5 points ago

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how do you think this happened... it was him.

[–]DimmuBorgir666 0 points1 point ago

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He seems pleased with himself. Kira is on the loose again.

[–]GHitchHiker 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know, but some of the pixels look a bit off. And I've seen many a pixel in my time.

[–]Civilizedman1 4 points5 points ago

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his shirt probably says something about the 'luck of the irish'

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Lady firmly believes that pizza box will block a flying bat

[–]aaronshnatcher 3 points4 points ago

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That little girl "Jesus take the wheel!"

[–]killah772 4 points5 points ago

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Kid at the bottom: Zero fucks given.

[–]keezel 2 points3 points ago

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Now that's a derp face.

[–]JTHipster 2 points3 points ago

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When did I get on stumbleupon?

[–]thoradox 1 point2 points ago*

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I'm just so impressed with the photographer's timing!

[–]Grizzly_Bears 1 point2 points ago

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Oh no! It was so close to hitting that fat woman's food!!

[–]betsyyoung 1 point2 points ago

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Little girl in pink.

[–]kevLAXpro 1 point2 points ago

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Ginger at the bottom not giving a fuck

[–]knylok 1 point2 points ago

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Like a bat out of hell!

[–]rimble 1 point2 points ago

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Just seconds before...

"Yo bartender! Jobu needs a refill!"

[–]JonnyGoodfellow 1 point2 points ago

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POW! Right in the kisser!

[–]Fluffguck 1 point2 points ago

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Bat out of hell.

[–]Spoonopoly 1 point2 points ago

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That guy in the top right is looking at him suspiciously...and you see he is holding a Death note..coincidence? i think not!

[–]hurrrrdurrrr9 1 point2 points ago

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redhead dont give a fuck

[–]Ficko66 1 point2 points ago

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The kid behind him is the best. Duck and cover

[–]AcidBurns95 1 point2 points ago

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LOL at the little girl in pink!

[–]Withoutwomen4ever 1 point2 points ago

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I knew it was going to be a Texas Ranger game before I saw this. Josh Hamilton lets his bat accidentally fly into the stands every week it seems.

[–]Stepoo 1 point2 points ago

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I love this picture.

From the one guy nonchalantly smirking at the poor fellow getting his jaw rearranged to the ginger who doesn't even know what the fuck is going on as well and then they top it off with a little girl looking like she just found jesus.

[–]rojomi5 1 point2 points ago

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It's definitely Dallas because there's as many people wearing Mavs gear to a Rangers game as Rangers stuff. Go Mavs. Go Dallas.

[–]Dumbstupidhuman 1 point2 points ago

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Guy pushing baby towards flying bat.

[–]Banger91 1 point2 points ago

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girl in the pink looks like she's about to say "I told you the game would be a bad idea!"

[–]Banger91 1 point2 points ago

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Women in the green "CONJURE BAT!"

[–]fonzieeeee 1 point2 points ago

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isnt this the running away girl meme. Imgur

[–]Dopameblah 1 point2 points ago

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The woman in green looks like she's just fired a super effeminate kamehameha.

[–]gravion17 1 point2 points ago

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The guy rocking the DEATHNOTE Tshirt...perfect!

[–]crazyblondude 1 point2 points ago

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little girl in the front doesn't give two shits

[–]franciscojuarez 1 point2 points ago

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The man in blue is just throwing a Kame Hame Ha.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]racekarl 1 point2 points ago

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that guy did look suspiciously pleased

[–]Nicholaes 1 point2 points ago

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Foul bat!

[–]aburm9113 2 points3 points ago

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Ginger girl doesn't give a fuck.

[–]Shirosynth 1 point2 points ago

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Girl on the bottom could give less of a fuck.

[–]rattails 4 points5 points ago

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Could or couldn't?

[–]Shirosynth 0 points1 point ago

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I think either works, right?

[–]rattails 4 points5 points ago

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nope

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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No. If she COULD give less of a fuck, then it means she gives a fuck.

If she couldn't give less of a fuck, it means that it is impossible for her to care (or give a fuck) less.

[–]Bildivarian -2 points-1 points ago

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I have this problem. I've always said "I could care less." Im not sure why "couldn't" sounds so foreign.

[–]plantlife 3 points4 points ago*

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ok, so getting hit with the bat is bad... but look at faildad not protecting his babby. smh. http://i.imgur.com/SZ5g3.jpg

[–]Dyrty 1 point2 points ago

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great job protecting the baby, douche bag dad on the left

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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proof that gingers have no souls

[–]taydot 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Aspel 5 points6 points ago

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Chips were eaten.

[–]taydot 4 points5 points ago

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I guess the cause of death written down was "take a baseball bat, and eat it!"

[–]glemis 0 points1 point ago

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Lol death note. Thats awsome.

[–]GhostedAccount 0 points1 point ago

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Because it sure as hell is not entertaining.

[–]shrimpchipsaregood 0 points1 point ago

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Does anybody know where any of the faceswaps are of this picture? All i remember is seeing the ginger girl's face everywhere and peeing my pants.

[–]lx_TWEAK_xl 0 points1 point ago

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This whole image is shopped look to the left of the Death Note guy... whose arm is that?

[–]MrMarbles2000 0 points1 point ago

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In my case, I never had seats good enough for this to be even a remote concern.

[–]Stare_Decisis 0 points1 point ago

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At first I was I frowned at another repost and then I noticed the guy smiling with the 'Death-note" Notebook. Well done Photoshop guru well done!

[–]coppawalal 0 points1 point ago

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the baby looks high.

[–]Monster182 0 points1 point ago

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THESE are spirit fingers!

[–]GHitchHiker 0 points1 point ago

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Every expression in this picture is priceless. Every one of them.

[–]zatoichi68 0 points1 point ago

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Watch the guy in the black t shirt that says "Death...". How appropriate.

[–]taydot 6 points7 points ago

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actually he's holding a Death Note.

[–]Aspel 6 points7 points ago

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As he said, it's not a T-shirt, someone shooped in a Death Note

[–]eezzzz 0 points1 point ago

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No worries, I have a DEATH ERASER!

[–]tad3493 -1 points0 points ago

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that looks like a fat sarah silverman on the right with her hands up....

[–]Joellizzle -1 points0 points ago

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Ginger girl dont give a fuck

[–]runnin_drummin -2 points-1 points ago

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if this isn't the repost of all of reposts

[–]Dyrty -1 points0 points ago

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@Chubby ginger girl center-bottom: "And not a single fuck was given".

[–]4thelulzes -1 points0 points ago

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Seriously look at the little kid down to the left. "Hmm everybody is holding up their hands and looking out for something? Fuck it, I'll do it too!"

[–]ExplainsTheObvious -2 points-1 points ago

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It seems like it would just be easier to not go to the game and then you wouldn't have to pay attention to baseball at all. Or did you mean that you only pay attention to watch people get hurt? If that's the case, then I'd suggest boxing, hockey or NASCAR as an alternative sport.