Stock photos revealed

Cyanr · 9 months

"Ooh! Oreos! Someone's hungry!"

It's a fucking pineapple, Shannon!

LeadGenDairy · 9 months

Mario is also not a 2 player game...

SkeletonKeys · 9 months

The elderly couple (second from last) look very familiar...

Unrelated_Gif · 9 months

http://i.imgur.com/IbA5G.gif

toxxyface · 9 months

"why dont some of us sit on the other side of the goddamn table?" this was my LOL moment

jaxioni · 9 months

I think it's funny when average looking people say, with much superiority, "I'm a model." The plump lady in the fifth image down is a model. Just sayin'.

qbensis · 9 months

Buying Oreos AND a pineapple? Must be an ent.

hypnonewt · 9 months

Third photo down looks like she is reminiscing about her college days, especially with that phalic sausage in her hand.

Or thinking this is going to feel so good later.

pikacz · 9 months

i have the grevious wound

the_silent_redditor · 9 months

Is that a leather suit? My word.

korri · 9 months

The lady in the bed crane thing... Is that a real stock photo? I mean stock photos are used for pictures that companies will use in stupid ads and stuff. Who the hell is using that in an ad?

And why do both of them look so happy?

nyx210 · 9 months

I dont like the child in the last image. She is scaring me. Like peering into my very soul to discover the best way to kill me by using my fears against me. Or like she will kick my dog. Fuck that >:(

aRhythMetic · 9 months

Why wouldn't you use the cafeteria picture caption to comment on how the lunch lady is handing the woman an entire pineapple?

zim2411 · 9 months

Francetucky did it better.

KJHSRH · 9 months

reminds me of women struggling to drink water

I've seen this somewhere before so it's probably a repost, but it makes me laugh manically every time.

conanarama · 9 months

The dentist assistant isn't wearing gloves. ಠ_ಠ

ProbablyStillLurking · 9 months

Booo, I hate when I see a site give due credit and then get jacked and reposted without credit. Hence: http://tpdsaa.tumblr.com/post/2748169173/submitted-by-chrismaddox

Jackstick · 9 months

Arabic parents

Asian children

Mexican food

BlatirA · 9 months

Am I the first one to notice that the Nintendo kids are playing single player with two controllers?

ozzy1992 · 9 months

Did anyone notice the pineapple?

MasZakrY · 9 months

"Our paper towel brand is giving 2% of its profits to the rainforests. Our grandchildren are now safe."

-I lol'ed

rubbish_username · 9 months

there is no way that big girl is fitting in that wheelchair!

Moneybags_McBigCock · 9 months

That lady looks like she's about to commit seppuku with a frigging sausage

duderin0 · 9 months

I always felt sorry for these people for some reason

ilikethecaps · 9 months

The picture of the obese woman and the crane is one of the most depressing things I have seen in a while.

Silenced_is_Foo · 9 months

The "shut up, you are adopted" is a terrible speech-bubble positioning failure. Has this guy ever read a comic?

chunchun1 · 9 months

that is too much food for a family of four with small children

bookemdanno · 9 months

I just realized that hoyer lift looks like a crane for adults. I should have played with it more when we had one (of course, not when the client needed it)

redshirttt · 9 months

Related: http://tpdsaa.tumblr.com/

betterpc · 9 months

Source

a_harmonious · 9 months

That's an engine hoist. But, you know, for people.

mbleslie · 9 months

This is terrible

Master_of_Dutches · 9 months

Oh my lord (fifth pic down)..... thats the same lift I use to take engines out of cars.... haha

3_toed_giraffe · 9 months

The kid in the nintendo stock photo looks like Tim Heidecker.

Phoequinox · 9 months

Keeping it classy on #5. I approve.

slapabrownman · 9 months

this is a repost I downvoted a month ago...

vividimaginer · 9 months

BWAHAHAHAHAH "why don't you shut your stupid mouth shannon"

OverlordQ · 9 months

You gums bleed when probed because they're inflamed, not because they're probing your gums.

If you floss, it cuts down on inflammation and hence less bleeding. So yes, the dentist is right.

Korkymann · 9 months

ReX-post! that is a month old.

kkj93 · 9 months

Fourth one is the best.

sguitaradam · 9 months

The table family had so much food.

Neker · 9 months

"I often feel that my life is a grievous wound that will never heal."

Vslacha · 9 months

I thought the cashier was going to say something about what the lady in checkout was planning on doing with the pineapple.

The-Dudemeister · 9 months

For someone trying to make witty jokes about the pictures, the one with the girl holding what looks like mouth wash is a pretty big botch.

joeboi85 · 9 months

Can somebody give me the link to the original pic of the guy holding the laptop cheering? I'm gonna start a new meme.

dentwrong · 9 months

the caption for #3 should be: "this isn't the dildo i was looking for!"

will_at_work · 9 months

greivous wound guy looks like mr bean jr

Shinyteeth · 9 months

But you really will bleed less if you floss regularly.

theElegantWorm · 9 months

why are people so annoyed when cashiers make remarks? when i was a cashier i was just so fucking bored and I wanted to make small talk and be friendly to the customers. where i worked most of them were old ladies, and actually liked it. I think....

k1ko · 9 months

I'd thrust in her too if you know what I mean.

vivvav · 9 months

The dinner table is my favorite.

lechonga · 9 months

Why the hell is the old woman in the candy isle (3^rd pic) holding a roulade?

verbosely · 9 months

Reminds me of this video

Mohawesome · 9 months

Also that Mario game isn't multiplayer :S

Diego_Poop · 9 months

The nurse aide should really have a partner helping her with that Hoyer lift.

djstangl · 9 months

I want to see more of these!

honeysaliva · 9 months

I love when they make up names. I don't know why, but it's even funnier to me.

griffith12 · 9 months

I actually remember the Nintendo one.

Silverkarn · 9 months

The second one is so true, the first dentist i had kept saying this. I got sick of them making me bleed so much because they used fresh, just out of college, trainees.

The last time it happened and they said that i ripped off my bib, stood up and told them "I floss every day, and i use the hardest bristle brush i can find, and i brush my teeth HARD, if i don't bleed from that, then its definitely something YOU are doing to make me bleed"

Then i walked out and found a new dentist that doesn't even use those metal picks.

Athene_Wins · 9 months

3 = spacedicks

SurfSnowSkate · 9 months

more ! more!

rpetre · 9 months

I know this means I should cut down on the porn consumption but the chick in the "name ends with a vowel" shot looks a lot like Bree Olsen.

Smingers · 9 months

Third one down seems like a real missed opportunity.

agentidaho · 9 months

My question is: on the 4th one, does anyone else find it weird that the kids look more asian than the parents?

pigpen5 · 9 months

So that's what the anesthesiologist does after he knocks you the fuck out.

toosleepyforthisshit · 9 months

6th one down. Does anyone else think that the cashier kind of looks like Ke$ha before drugs and insanity?

rationaIity · 9 months

<3 second one

tfkicks · 9 months

I'm pretty sure the Nintendo is really on, just the light is blurred. You can see it pressed in a bit further.

cero54 · 9 months

How dem white folks have two asian babies?!

meemaan · 9 months

wow, most Reddit are really dumb guys if you have healthy gums that were perfectly pink THEY WONT BLEED WHEN POKED your ugly dirty gum are definatly going to even if you don't poke it

webchimp32 · 9 months

Laptop guy looks like "This is what my life has come to? Somebody please kill me".

tree_D · 9 months

I lost it at the Nintendo bit

cfuse · 9 months

Fatty and nurse are happy because everyone likes playing Angry Birds.

Fdurke · 9 months

http://photodune.net/item/girl-receives-flowers/472754?WT.ac=portfolio_thumb&WT.seg_1=portfolio_thumb&WT.z_author=Lisafx

This one.....

Canitrollyou · 9 months

repost of a repost of a repost of a repost.

DarnTheseSocks · 9 months

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, SHANNON.

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roho1 · 9 months

hah, this is good

B_For_Bandana · 9 months

I think the groceries are blurry. It's not the photographer's fault...

goshfyde · 9 months

The image where the morbidly obese lady was being lifted out of her bed with an engine lift made me literally lough out loud.

terriblecomic · 9 months

So you took a bunch of stock photos and decided to spice them up with hilarious captions? Wow keep up the super duper hilarious posting1!!1!

karnoculars · 9 months

Shannon is hot.

insane_and_irrelevan · 9 months

that last kid looks like a miniature Anne Hathaway.

renaldomoon · 9 months

My god, how did she fit in that wheel chair?

Godiscool420 · 9 months

i wanted to laugh, but i didn't. these were unfunny as hell

funny

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