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[–]jascri 1 point2 points ago

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What's the story behind this? Anything crazy or is the guy just shy as hell or really hates girls?

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[–]thecotton 2 points3 points ago

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Public service announcement: The above link is NSFW.

I'm glad I work for the IT Department.

[–]jascri 0 points1 point ago

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haha, oh asians...

[–]SomethingWonderful 0 points1 point ago

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It seems like it should be fairly obvious, but you may want to edit that with an NSFW tag.

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[–]jascri 0 points1 point ago

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well it was either that or some weird japanese game show :P

[–]nubbstheman 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I'll never understand asian men. Well that and the tentacle monster thing...

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[–]jus915 7 points8 points ago

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I think you misspelled Thailand

[–]ph900921 1 point2 points ago

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well I guess you dont know japan then.

[–]polishprince76 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not gonna lie. I don't care how hot the ladies would be, you go after my nips and I make that face also.

[–]arrbez 0 points1 point ago

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the bottom girl...wtf am I seeing? where's her face?

[–]birdablaze 0 points1 point ago

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He's just jizzing in his pants.

[–]dc469 -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck that shit. That dude has no idea the mistake he made. If I had math homework to do, I'd slap those bitches with my pimp hand and tell them to get back into the kitchen to make me a sandwich. I'm gonna need the extra energy for studying.