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I give you...Jeff Goldblum (i.imgur.com)

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[–]chayzar 53 points54 points ago

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This is from an upcoming Jurassic Park art show happening in LA. The title of this painting: Ian Malcolm: From Chaos.

http://www.brandonbird.com/blog/44/this-weekend-the-jp-show

[–]Turning_Test_Fail 5 points6 points ago

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IT'S SO EPIC!!! But wait, can anyone make it MORE EPIC?

[–]Shwoodge 4 points5 points ago

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your on to something here

[–]mrpappy 1 point2 points ago

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you're*

[–]Troll_In_The_Dungeon 1 point2 points ago

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I guess someone'll have to paint him like one their French girls.

[–]paulmcblartney 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck yeah Alhambra!

[–]god_damned_rich_cunt 0 points1 point ago

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GOD DAMNED RICH CUNT!

[–]SenTedStevens 42 points43 points ago

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Life uhhhh finds a way.

[–]KineticShampoo 4 points5 points ago

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Life uh, uh uh uhhhh. hurrrr.....- finds a way.

[–]piroko05 16 points17 points ago

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Didn't someone request this a couple months ago?

-Edit- Yes: http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/ln8uw/i_require_a_velvet_painting_of_this/

[–]TubaManBoy 8 points9 points ago

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man that butterfly is sexy.

[–]mongster2 8 points9 points ago

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Do want.

[–]bluebunnyram 8 points9 points ago

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I came.

[–]SadisticCornflakes 7 points8 points ago

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Damn Jeff Goldblum...... You sexy...

[–]duosan 7 points8 points ago

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Paint me like one of your french girls

[–]DigitalGlitter 5 points6 points ago

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I think Jeff Goldblum is extremely sexy. I fell in love with him in Earth Girls Are Easy when I was about 12.

He was the start of my attraction to older men, I think.

[–]nessarox 2 points3 points ago

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ME TOO!!!! He (in that movie) was my first tingly experience. I didn't know why Gena Davis ate the whole box of little pills back then, but I wanted to kiss him all over his face!

[–]MBOBOC 5 points6 points ago

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http://mimg.ugo.com/200906/10034/jeff-goldblum-deathwish.jpg "i kill rich cunts" -jeff goldblum

[–]haterhipper 4 points5 points ago

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i can see into his soul

[–]oheilthere 6 points7 points ago

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If I wasn't poor I would purchase this and hang it in my home. It is glorious.

[–]kalelkent 4 points5 points ago

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More like Jeff GODblum. Am I right, Christians?

[–]heavypettingzoos 0 points1 point ago

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umm, no? but close!

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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"man, fuck jeff goldbum" - sol

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I never understood that, are they hating on Jeff Goldblum? what kind of stoner hates on Goldblum?

[–]SpliffyKensington 3 points4 points ago

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Dale tells Saul that his gf's high school friend who he thought was hitting on her does a good Jeff Goldblum impression

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Woah, I don't remember that..

[–]SpliffyKensington 2 points3 points ago

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Can't find the clip of him telling Saul but here's the clip of the friend saying it (at 0:35) and here is Saul's reaction after Dale mentions it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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it was a joke. watch the movie, they arent even talking about the actual jeff goldblum, they are making fun of a jeff goldblum impression

[–]Stayblazin420 0 points1 point ago

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i was her to say this.. i like your style.

[–]dabigpig 4 points5 points ago

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OMG He's watching me POOP

[–]skycoaster 4 points5 points ago

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You didn't need to give him to us. He gave himself to the world a long time ago.

[–]Jesse_J 5 points6 points ago

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he is breath-taking...

[–]freakingporpoisehork 5 points6 points ago

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Oh man. He was my first celebrity crush after seeing Jurassic Park in third grade. What a babe.

[–]azombiehummingbird 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for making me feel old. I will upvote you anyway <3

[–]mehatch 3 points4 points ago

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The Creation of Goldbloom

[–]Gone_Fission 7 points8 points ago

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Just realized he strikes the same pose in The Life Aquatic, and there is even a painting of him in that pose in that same scene.

[–]azombiehummingbird 3 points4 points ago

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Holy shit. Mind is officially blown. Loved Life Aquatic.

[–]erneweit 4 points5 points ago

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yes...just yes

[–]beawr 4 points5 points ago

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http://imgur.com/Tx3cj

[–]FOcast 5 points6 points ago

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JEFF GOLDBLUM!? He's one of the most powerful cards in all of duel monsters!

[–]zeroGamer 3 points4 points ago

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I will always click for Jeff Goldblum.

[–]KobraCola 4 points5 points ago

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I give you in return Jeff Goldblum's vinegar strokes.

[–]donvito7335 2 points3 points ago

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when found this post, this came to mind

[–]propaglandist 2 points3 points ago

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You haven't yet given me Jeff Goldblum. But now I want you to...

[–]roysourboy 2 points3 points ago

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I will never look at him the same after seeing his vinegar strokes on The League.

[–]faggotoni 0 points1 point ago

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They used him well.

[–]gemma_fox 2 points3 points ago

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I am so turned on by this

[–]HuhFromTheFuture 2 points3 points ago

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HOLY CRAP just saw Jurassic park on tv not too long ago.... saw Jeff sitting there all sexy like with his shirt open up, perfect amount of chest hair lol. i thought to myself, "Jesus that'd make a good picture"

[–]azombiehummingbird 2 points3 points ago

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I...I thought I was weird thinking that very thing. He is an oddish looking man but he makes it work. Loved him in Life Aquatic and Powder.

[–]HuhFromTheFuture 0 points1 point ago

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hey theres nothing wrong with thinking another man is GODDAMN SEXY

[–]lia_sang 2 points3 points ago

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"Jeff, you're Goldbluming."

[–]Wetzilla 2 points3 points ago

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This doesn't belong in r/funny, it belongs in r/awesome

[–]Surfacetovolume 0 points1 point ago

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I had to do a double-take and then, yep, still in r/funny. Confused.

[–]ThisIsASpammAccount 7 points8 points ago

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No cat, if he wants to reach the front page he needs a cat.

[–]cooljt56[S] 3 points4 points ago

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yeah, that sounds about right

[–]Trollin247 1 point2 points ago

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handsome for a man

[–]darkwavechick 1 point2 points ago

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See that tornado in the background? Yeah. The butterfly he's holding caused that.

[–]finite_incantatem 1 point2 points ago

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beautiful

[–]iamthemayor 1 point2 points ago

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I knew people were talking up Jurassic Park on reddit for the past couple days, but I didn't think it'd be advertising for an art show.

[–]lavenderstorm 1 point2 points ago

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Finally found my new desktop background!

[–]ventose 1 point2 points ago

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The eye goes to Goldblum.

[–]DubstepMeGusta 1 point2 points ago

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fuck Jeff Goldblum maaan.

[–]EricaJoy 3 points4 points ago

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Well if you insist.

[–]TheLastMan 1 point2 points ago

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It's as if I should fear him...and yet I don't.

[–]dinimer 1 point2 points ago

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If you sir, are selling copies? I'm likely to buy one.

[–]musical_hog 1 point2 points ago

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My god, it's beautiful.

[–]EricaJoy 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah. Yeeaahhh.

[–]BessyBossman 1 point2 points ago

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I must have it!! Imagine how boss you would be with this hanging in your house. Adjacent to the front door, so when people enter your humble abode they are struck in awe from its magnificence.

[–]skyfire23 1 point2 points ago

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I have a massive man crush on Jeff Goldblum.

[–]stlouisbrowns 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty wild. The tornado doesn't read that well; becomes background fighting with the foreground. Is there a way to push it back and maybe show its impending threat by showing things hurtling around in the air - trucks, dinosaurs, giant flies, other JG-relevant shit?

All in all a pretty sweet job, just a few hits short of tremendous.

[–]bloodyhell9 1 point2 points ago

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I know a lot of people remember him from Jurassic Park....I still see him as a half-fly creature

[–]Neo905 2 points3 points ago

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Youve been working on this for weeks havent you? Ever since someone said that a painting needed to be made. I remember that

[–]mouserette 2 points3 points ago

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I can haz Jeff Goldblum?

[–]1BadAssMotherFucker 1 point2 points ago

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What? Fuck Jeff Goldblum man.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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they think you are trolling. nobody knows its a quote

[–]BoothWilkesJohn 0 points1 point ago

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Shouldn't that be a fly on his hand?

[–]BakulaSelleck92 2 points3 points ago

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More like a drop of water.

[–]ducksandpizza 0 points1 point ago

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Jeff, the fly, Goldblum.

[–]honestquestiontime 0 points1 point ago

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anyone got a higher res?

[–]_america 0 points1 point ago

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Can i get this in wallpaper size?

[–]GivenToFly 0 points1 point ago

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Must go faster.

[–]crashlander 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like I just took a whole bottle of WaitMate Mate.

[–]FaunBarefoot 0 points1 point ago

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Thank You.

[–]admiral_bulltraits 0 points1 point ago

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Jeff Goldblum quotes that go with this picture, I'll start.

"Nature, finds a way"

[–]a066684 0 points1 point ago

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"But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

[–]egyptkid11 0 points1 point ago

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The butterfly is a t-rex, do not be fooled.

[–]DeakCutwinkle 0 points1 point ago

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You made it!

[–]danathon 0 points1 point ago

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God Damnit. . .This is so fucking awesome.

[–]Goldenrule-er 0 points1 point ago

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Dino...droppings, droppings?

[–]daiev 0 points1 point ago

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Magnificent

[–]notnotnotlol 0 points1 point ago

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If I were more flaming gay I would put this up on my wall.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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LOOK OUT JEFF! THERE'S A TORNADO APPROACHING!! FLY AWAY LITTLE BUTTERFLY, FLY AWAY!!

[–]nard-el 0 points1 point ago

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Goldbluming. May his pose live on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMt77-w8-zE&feature=channel_video_title

[–]crazedguitarpicks 0 points1 point ago

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Somehow the watch makes it for me.

[–]waterskier2007 0 points1 point ago

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Butterfly thorax added to inventory

[–]Jeffgoldbum 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my~

[–]roane 0 points1 point ago

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Muy Caliente- Hot, Hot, Hot

[–]jmanbull87 0 points1 point ago

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I want a velvet painting of this hung up in my room

[–]Cameron92 0 points1 point ago

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simply jeff goldblum

[–]SippinOnaTallBoy 0 points1 point ago

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And that's Chaos theory.

[–]ferricfelix 0 points1 point ago

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I am printing this at the local Kinko's and putting it in my bathroom, right next to Silent Bob.

[–]buhnannuh 0 points1 point ago

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Thats pretty much how I always picture him..

[–]take_this_username 0 points1 point ago

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Why he is wearing his watch on the right wrist?

[–]corkystclaire 0 points1 point ago

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$80,000 Art Degree... money well spent!
http://i.imgur.com/hD3VJ.jpg

[–]al0newestand 0 points1 point ago

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I would like to return this gift, please. I don't have a receipt.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If there are any painters out there who can pull this off on, say, a 4 ft wide canvas for me I will pay you. PM me.

[–]lookatthatbanana 0 points1 point ago

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Relevent - http://i.imgur.com/a23SD.gif

[–]wick1991 0 points1 point ago

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Man fuck Jeff Goldblum.

[–]emptminedead 0 points1 point ago

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WHERE CAN I BUY THIS PAINTING!?!?! SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS BUT I NEEDED TO DISPLAY THE IMPORTANCE!

[–]mynameispaulsimon 0 points1 point ago

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My money. Take it.

[–]iliekteets 0 points1 point ago

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CTFxC ftw

[–]BakulaSelleck92 0 points1 point ago

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The best part in Jurassic Park.

[–]ijustplaybass 0 points1 point ago

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hello new wallpaper!

[–]WhereBeDragons -1 points0 points ago

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Didn't a Redditor paint this a few weeks ago?

[–]pricemz -1 points0 points ago

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jeff goldblum... i refuse to believe that...uh you don't understand the concept of attraction

[–]Chop_Artista -1 points0 points ago

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butterfly should have been a pteradactyl

[–]DownvoteAttractor -1 points0 points ago

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R.I.P.

[–]grimatongueworm -1 points0 points ago

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He and Ron Jeremy - Separated at birth

[–]jon-wiz-2800 -4 points-3 points ago

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maaan, fuck jeff goldblum

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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use quotes, they think you are being a dick when you are quoting a funny scene in a funny movie

[–]Prinnydood333 -2 points-1 points ago

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ew. amazing art, but ew.

[–]wanderingalibi -1 points0 points ago

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This is bloody sensational