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[–]shbap 12 points13 points ago

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For hilarity: Just add water

[–]davidkrumz 5 points6 points ago

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For hilarity: Just add boiling water

[–]sockpupppet 1 point2 points ago

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  • Open the lid and remove the catnip packet
  • Spread included newspaper and multiple food dishes all over your apartment
  • Carefully empty the contents of the packet into the cat lady starter kit container
  • Add 1/2 cup water (you'll know it's working when you hear noises!)
  • Cover and let sit for 1 minute
  • Dump contents onto floor

CONGRATULATIONS! You're on your way!

[–]timelord71 2 points3 points ago

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Starter Kitty FTFY

[–]SWEGEN4LYFE 1 point2 points ago

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It's a shame when kittens grow out of their "let's all cram ourselves in a tiny place" phase.

[–]MissCharmCity 1 point2 points ago

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I'm drunk and I want kitties in a bucket !!

[–]vroomMuphin 1 point2 points ago

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Starter kit? That's just a booster pack.

[–]Lunar3 1 point2 points ago

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I'll take two they would be perfect for my friend Jacq she is already on the start of being a crazy cat girl.

[–]izoomie 1 point2 points ago

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Ok, the second cat picture I've ever laughed at.

[–]TheWildMiracle 1 point2 points ago

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I'll take ten.

[–]dlistblogger 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I purchase this?

[–]AnimalPerson 5 points6 points ago

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First off if you've ever met a crazy cat lady chances are they never paid for any of their cats. With that said i see a fallacy in the OP's product. He'll never get a patent.

[–]dlistblogger 1 point2 points ago

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How do you know I'm not a crazy cat lady?

[–]Kowzorz 0 points1 point ago

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Crazy cat ladies are like hipsters. You can never truthfully consider yourself one.

[–]dlistblogger 0 points1 point ago

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You have NO idea how much I love cats

[–]Kowzorz 0 points1 point ago

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I know a crazy cat lady (dated her daughter). She has about 20 or so cats that live inside and another 40 or so outside. She knows the name of every single one.

[–]davidkrumz 0 points1 point ago

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Does it have an expiration date?

[–]zgf2022 1 point2 points ago

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If you're at the store and you give it a shake and don't hear anything it's gone bad.

[–]bendwyer 0 points1 point ago

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or my meal for the next few nights

[–]Damianvv 0 points1 point ago

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Starter kit wouldn't have meezers.

[–]aMANescape 0 points1 point ago

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Success!!

[–]pukeorama 0 points1 point ago

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Urggaaa bwbaahdjdt. Agaganwbwbw. Cat!!!!

[–]TwoRolls 0 points1 point ago

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I thought Reddit already held the title of crazy cat lady starter kit?

[–]chickenbean 0 points1 point ago

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You need some trees too

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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When all female redditors get old...

[–]Mogknight23 0 points1 point ago

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For immediate effects, purchase a minimum of five.

[–]trash-80 0 points1 point ago

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This and a scratch from a cat infected with the bacterial brain parasite Toxoplasmosis

[–]EagleEyeInTheSky -1 points0 points ago

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Collect them all!

[–]stephinrazin -2 points-1 points ago

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